Wall of Mouths

Yeah Happy birthday White Psycho :)

Right now on TV,on Virgin channel (french channel) ,a special programme dedicated to Iron Maiden…the Most Glamourous and sexiest one I’ve ever seen in years…

So here’s the next Stade Français Head coach for the forthcoming season :

http://www.stade.fr/include/popup.php?type=ActualitePopupImage&am … nzie_b.jpg

As you may have seen he has already adopted the official colour of our beloved team :P (as I’m concerned,I keep on sticking on the Red and Blue,which are historically the colours of Paris :rolleyes: )…I love the so sadist and pervo look in his eyes :D …With such a man heading our team, no chance for The Ulstermen,the scarlets and the Quins’ :P .

Seriously,that’s Ewen McKenzie,The most caped prop in Australian Rugby History ( He won the RWC in 1991 with the Wallabies ) and was previously head coach of The Waratahs in the Super 14 Championship,Down under.

Zozone : Bande de connards -> bunch of silly buggers(or Jerks )

and for “Sarko” ,the famous : ” Casse-toi ,pov’ con” :D

Kill_Hill wrote:

I highly approve of the Unholy Trinity gig Evilbeast, its should be a pretty sexy night out.

:D

I’ll have chances to see Kerry King wearing on stage the same underpants made of Leopard’s skin as Django Edwards’ones :eek: ??? I’ll have to get my spandex trousers out of the attics for that gig so ;) .

Maybe,it’s too late for you to prepare things for going over there,but there’s the Hellfest in France,this week end :

http://www.hellfest.fr/web08/accueil.php?langue=english#/artistes/

Last year,the weather’s conditions weren’t as good as it should have been :Wind,Rain,Mud…Mastodon,for example, fucked his performance up because of that…

My plans:
September : -Paradise lost too with Anathema and My Dying Bride At le Bataclan,Paris the 18th
-Killing Joke ,Trabendo,Paris the 26th and the 27th ( Interzone,bouge ton derche un peu pour ses shows,tu vas me montrer comment tu fais avec les nanettes la 1ère fois :D )

November but I don’t know,the dates exactly,but all at Le Zénith Paris :
- Motörhead
- Slipknot ( :P :D ),Machine Head,Children of bodom
- The Unholy Alliance chapter III : Slayer,Mastodon,Trivum…

Yep,they’ll face Spain next…Without their “brain” ( Pirlo) and their “cleaner” (Gattuso) on their midfield,it’s gonna be tough for them,a kind of “Corrida”,like people say in Spain…

Congrats To the Netherlands for this 1st Tour ,I really hope that they will be the final winners of this Tournament…I used to admire Marco Van Basten as a Player and the Dutch team in the late 80’s (Gullit,Koeman Bros,Vanenburg,Wouters,Rijkaard…),especially when they won the Euro 1988 in Germany,let’s hope he’ll know the same issue as a coach ;) .

I’m not really gutted for France,even though I was a little upset yesterday night after the defeat against Italy,but not surprised at all as I expected that : Tensions inside the squad between old and young players (Evra/Vieira, Benzema/Henry),Insane and no sense speeches of the coach,Domenech (He doubted about the motivation of the Dutch against Romania for the last game etc…) …and the “summit “was reached when he was interwied right after the lose against Italy,when Live and Direct on TV ,he asked his girlfriend (who is also a presentator for french TV) if she would like to get married with him cos’ he needed her support in this moment…That shows he didn’t care much of the competition, wasn’t focused on his task and as Jean-Claude Van Damme said, “He’s not aware” :D .

HEC 2008/2009

Poule 1 : Munster, Sale Sharks, Clermont Auvergne; Montauban
Poule 2 : London wasps, Leinster, Castres Olympique; Edimburgh
Poule 3 : Leicester, Perpignan, Osprey’s, Benneton Treviso
Poule 4 : Stade Francais, Llanelli Scarlets; Ulster, Harlequins
Poule 5: Toulouse, Bath, Newport Dragons; Glasgow Warriors
Poule 6: Biarritz Olympique, Gloucester, Cardiff Blues; Calvisano

Colin !!!!!!

Come to Jean Bouin Stadium in its old shape before it ‘s destroyed (Yeah we’ll have a new one rebuilt) in Paris, we’re gonna drunk at “Rue de la Soif” and maybe let’s try to seduce some female over there (not forcely some MILF’s :D ) and I’ll try to move my f*cking ass to Ravenhill to mess the place up :D .

Ah tough task for the Munstermen and Lenny with Sale (and “Caveman” Chabal),Clermont (the most impressive team this season in the French Championship) and Montauban ( not to be underestimated cos’ of their efficient forwards’ pack and their local “fighting spirit”)

Yeah Happy Birthday to you Colin,Loads of Stella Artois bottles in your honour ;) !!!!

Punkwank wrote:

i’ve got one of the urban dance squad!! what do you think about this shirt??

Punkwank, it’s “Funky Demagogue” :D :P

Cheers

Joyeux Anniversaire,Sarah :)

yeah Happy Birthday Graeme!!!!

A belated “Happy Birthday” to Dermot :)

Yeah,congrats the turnips…Good “Pick and Go” lesson given to Toulouse. “Played every style of Rugby”,you said Lenny ?Well so let’s get in the debate with some People from Toulouse here in french,they would reply that the only way of playing is the “Perpetual Movement”,and standing on the feet rather than going on the ground :

http://www.stadetoulousain.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5950

Poor bitter sad people they are…

They think th

As there aren’t many Toulousian Fan around here let me sing in French (with their lovely local accent :D ) one anthem of theirs to support them :

Toulouzaingggguuesss !!!!!!!! Toulooozaaainnnggguesss!!!!!!

It would be nice for the French rugby that they would win Vs Munster,but I would’nt much sad if they lose…They would be depressed when Paris meet them for the semi-final of the French championship next month (that’s the way it will be for the moment) :D

A belated “Happy birthday” to the nice people I missed days and weeks ago and Danne and Lenny for yesterday ago .

Lenny,I hope your birthday gift would be anything but The Munster’s Triumph at Cardiff this evening :p

butters wrote:

something about getting hammered?

Well,butters,to be clear,it’s not up to him “to get hammered” it’s rather him would “hammer” people ,in a way …But I prefer not tell more about that as I don’t wanna appear crazier and more insane/unsane than I am on this boards :D .

And Happy Birthday to An !!!!!!!!hope you’ll get spoiled soon ;) …Sorry I don’t remember the flemish way to wish that cos’ I’ve just woken up :D

a belated Happy birthday to Mr Poque Mahone and the others people

A special one for this old fart of interzone :

“Bon anniv’ Titi,j’espère que tu as fêté ça en utilisant ton immenssime marteau Pilon”

Oh,he’s gonna kill me :D

Happy birthday Dennis :) .Hope you’ll celebrate it as well ;)

Lenny wrote:

Munster - Toulouse would be a great final.

So here it is ;) ,Tight Games for the semi-Finals it seemed…Fortunatelly for the Munster,Vincent Clerc,”The curse” for the Irish teams is out for almost 6 months…But Florian Fritz,as outside center,and maybe Clément Poitrenaud as full back (not sure him) will recover from their injuries…and if they are on top form at the end of May,they’ll be on fire on the Millenium ground even though the stands will be red all around ;)

Hey,Colin

Have you an Idea what ‘s the name of this song sung by some Irish Rugby fans ? you may not appreciate it because it’s for Trevor Brennan’s leaving from Toulouse? :-> :

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/trevor%2Bbrennan/vide … or_extreme

And Maybe an Idea on this song sung by the man himself :

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/trevor%2Bbrennan/vide … or_extreme

If other people know something about these songs,they’re welcome ;)

About Rugby,congrats (even though as a Paris Rugby club’s fan,it’s sometimes painful…) To Toulouse for qualifying for the H-cup’s Semi-Final and good luck versus The “Exiles” (London Irish) and the always young Mike Catt :) …And maybe a win for an eventual final against the Munster to make cry Lenny and the rest of The Red Army :-p

Happy birthday PanZer :) .Hope you’re gonna have fun .

Happy birthday Dusty :)

Happy birthday mr Spaceball Jan .Have a good one :)

CS wrote:

Yeh, Ireland for the Wooden Spoon, anything to get Eddie O’Sullivan out!

I won’t be making any Ireland games this year, mainly in protest of the IRFU’s decision not to sack EOS…

No wooden spoon for Ireland this year,but Eddie’s out now …So come back to the Stadiums to support the men in green for the November’s test games ;?

Joyeux Anniversaire Petri :) .So I was right to wait a little bit more to make the Motör-Package heavier :D

Yeah Marc is focusing on the future,and I know I said it here that I wouldn’t mind if they got the “wooden spoon” but They should work with more serious and application the “Basics” :Look at our line out,it’s not the most sure of the world : Dimitri Szarzewski is just a good Pizzas’ thrower (term used in French to designe a bad thrower for line out),whereas he seemed to improve in that with the Paris’s team…And I was shocked to learn that in the week before facing Scotland and Ireland that one session was weekly dedicated to the Scrum’s excercice…So not a surprise that they ate the grass against England,against who he didn’t use the right strategy: why playing the passing game to take the English on the wings whereas their sliding defence was ready to wait for them there? And why they didn’t kick more the ball and play “up and under” on Ian Balshaw,the full back,who seems to be terrible on high ball (we agreed on this with an english fan)? I know he is keen on make play his team a “total Rugby” but sometimes and against some opponent,he has to reflect more and not to be blinded by his game’s philosophy…

About Chabal…It’s good rugby player,he usually proves his value every week with the Sale’s Shark for the Guinessshipremiership but he’s not really an enduring one and he always takes too much time to get up after participating to a ruck for example and was overrated by Bernard Laporte and the french Medias during the RWC…it was just a scarecrow for our opponents :D (and a way to hide our lacks of our team…)

Hopefully,for the game against wales some experiment are called in the squad :Skrela,Heymans,Vermeulen,Elissalde…But why firing Rougerie and not call an experiment Loose head Prop (Marconnet,Emmanuelli…)?

And at last A word on England :that’s a shame for firing Danny Cipriani off the squad last week because he came back at 1 am from a discothèque!!!!

Ah so,except’ Wales,your fav’ teams lost this week end :P …France won against Italy,but I have a mitigated feeling about that game : they are not still as strong as they should be on some basics (Scrum,Line out…) and what worries me is that Marc Lièvremont is quite satisfied with the quality developped by his team…But paying that way against the welsh at Cardiff next week and as we say in French,they’ll take back to France “some suitcases”