Wall of Mouths

My other half chucked out my fav t-shirt some years ago. Big, purple (fnar, fnar) with a gemil on the front and the Therapy? logo with ALL SYSTEMS GONE on the back.

Fucking masterpiece of t-shirt technology and I’ve yet to see another one anywhere.

Re-issue now so’s I don’t grow old and bitter towards the misses.

Ta.

No idea what they go for but the oracle of all things Therapy? collectable has just landed on your thread.

If it’s any sort of cash at all I might flog mine. I’m a fickle fan who’s got a heavey gambling/coke problem and 5 ex-wives to feed.

I’m not interested matey on account of owning a copy myself but thought it rude not to at least reply.

I’m sending a book of manners to the forum admins and asking them to distribute the thing virtually.

Not interested in a still-sealed copy of Caucasian Psychosis by any chance are you? :D

SEE !!!!!

NOT SEALED !!!!!

The flies will be arriving to sit on you very soon I should think :)

Tis not me doing the selling Billie.

Whilst mine is of the highest quality I’m sure someone would welcome the opportunity of buying an inferior product from some stranger on an eBay auction. :)

Mine is still sealed, honest.

Title: Oh dear.

Gimme, I’m ashamed of you :p

Leading me up the garden path like that. You remind me off that gay Phillipino couple who came to look around my gaff when I was selling it. They brought their entire friggin’ family with them, grandparents an’ all, took ages asking dull questions like, “Can you get football on the television”, and then offered me about 5k below my asking price. I was in a hurry so said yes. They then took nearly 3 months, fucking me about this way and that with solicitors letters and demands for floorplans etc only to turn around and say they wouldn’t be buying it after all on account of not liking my furniture :eek:

I kid you not.

Anyway, naughty thing that you clearly are I’m pointing you in the direction of this:-

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item … amp;ih=001

Now that’s got to be cheaper than the £20 I was asking hasn’t it. Just say ‘cheers’ and we’ll forget the trauma you’ve put me through.

Sorry gimmie, I was away being busy for a bit there. Ok then, if you want it I reckon you can have it. How much and where do you live etc? Email me at the address in the first post and we’ll leave Colin to his life of low-quality friends on account of his smell and hideous bodily deformities blah blah blah :)

Only joking Colin :0

Fuck me Colin!!!! Is this true?

See, don’t listen to me and what happens? You are now wired up to the machine that goes ‘ping’ and, let’s face it, stink, with less bodyparts than when you first clicked on this here thread.

Better stump up the cash quick or the only useful crimbo present anyone could possibly buy you will be a hat on account of your head being the last thing any right-minded doctor would remove.

Time is of the essence Colin.

Hurry.

Colin?…

Er, you still there?

Word gets around matey, and let’s face it, so does the pong.

But it’s a life choice by you anyway and you have my utmost respect for sticking two-fingers up to the rest of the sweeter smelling world and saying, in a loud, proud voice, ‘I refuse to own a mint copy of Caucasian Psychosis and fuck the buggering lot of you if you cannot tollerate the smell.’

Still, it could be way worse couldn’t it. Have you ever sniffed someone who didn’t get Meat Abstract first time around?

Remote nasal-viewing.

I could tell you more but…

a) You wouldn’t understand cos I’d blow your mind with really big words like paranosealogicalosmosis

and

b) It’s fucking Top Secret.

Let the facts speak for themselves Colin. No hard-sell here my man, just good, old fashioned honesty. Misanthropologist doesn’t own a copy and admits to smelling something like a Calcutta crack-whores rancid bedpan. Is this how you want things to be Colin?

I only ask because I care.

I would never encourage someone to do something they didn’t really want to do in the first place now would I. Anyway, like I said, if you DO find yourself flush then you could do a lot worse than purchase a totally mint copy of one of the best records EVER produced. I mean, how dull would a person have to be to pass-up on this offer eh? I know, pretty damn dopey but there you go, some people don’t know when their luck is in and believe me, people like that are out there, mindlessly bumbling through life like the numpty’s they so clearly are etc etc etc :)

Honestly Colin, no pressure.

Soul Doubt is abstaining on this one. Poor show. I know how you wimmin like to horde.

And Colin, since when did a lack of record deck make it pointless to collect records? Mines been in the cupboard for the last two years on account of my snazzy new, minimalist furniture having no room for it and yet my last audio purchase was a copy of the KLF’s 3am Eternal featuring those talented lads from Extreme Noise Terror.

If you change your mind you’ve always got my email …;)

Sorry Colin, I’m a bit of a record retard and am only going on Divers suggestion above that it’ll fetch between £20-£30.

Sounds about right but I’ve no idea if it is. Used copies are going for between £10-£15 if you Google the LP.

A man of the world eh Misanthropologist, good stuff. Tell Colin how it’s important to get what you want in life or you die a sad, dejected, bitter and very twisted individual indeed.

Go on, I think I’m close to closing this here deal.

Yes, yes, yes, but isn’t there also an old Chinese proverb that goes something along the lines of,

‘If you think you’ve already given too much then you’re one tight cnut and may your offspring be ginger.’

?

Therefore, going by the great Crimbo tradition of ‘it’s the giving not the fookin’ receiving’ then those same three bods should be queuing up to offer me the dosh to secure you this most rare of xmas treats.

Tell ‘em I’ll even wrap it in gay paper and stick some tinsel on it.

Hey, just cos I don’t need two copies doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have three.

Ah, you teasing little rascal you.

Ok, i expect this Soul Doubt lass will be willing to part with the best part of a million quid for this little piece of punk rock history. I’ll post a thread dedicated to her superior purchasing knowledge etc.

Cheers Colin.

Is that what it’s worth?

Bugger.

Title: Mint Caucasian Psychosis LP - Still sealed.

Sorting out my record collection and have decided to get rid of a few things. This is the only Therapy? record I’ll part with on account of having two of them. This is the American import and, like the title states, is still sealed so in mint condition.

No idea what it’s worth so enlighten me with info or offers. Email t.hobbis@ntlworld.com or abuse me on this here board.

Cheers.