Wall of Mouths

He said “aghhrrrahmph”. I think it means yes. Why does someone think Hooch is a scouser?

You can all stop this right now! D’s not locked in a box, he’s playing the guitar and watching cable TV. But he won’t be allowed to use the Internet until he swears a blood oath and signs legally binding documents to say that he will never marry my firstborn.

I’m still rather depending on the bus though - I think he’s decided he prefers the shopping channel anyway :rolleyes:

But I never said I wanted her to marry Harry! … I don’t want jug eared c*nts with social tourettes for grandchildren, though - especially if they’re half child, half polo pony creatures :(

Of course I had been drinking when I posted! You would have been drinking too, if you had to put up with that sort of behaviour at the dinner table. And no, I wasn’t jealous - I’ve never felt the urge to poke my tongue down my daughter’s throat. (I can’t find an emoticon for throwing up, sorry!)…

I’ll have to rely on the yellow bus - I think they’re doing it at Skipton Registry office, so I’ll meet you out front. I’ll be the one in black, wailing and gnashing my teeth …

Thank you all for your words of wisdom :)

Title: Gracious me…

Well. What can i tell you? I’ve never visited this site before, and i’m not interested in Therapy? (apart from i really liked Screamager) but i have a problem on my hands and that problem is Hooch. And Daryl. I invited them round for a meal and all they’re doing is holding hands and rubbing themselves together in a truly disgusting manner. Frankly I’m appalled. The only times they have bothered to speak to me is when their tongues have unlocked themselves because one or the other of them is dying of thirst. I’m bitterly disappointed, (i had hopes for my daughter to marry Prince William). It has all gone horribly wrong. If anyone out there can help me to salvage this hideous man-made disaster then please get in touch asap. They’re planning to marry next Tuesday and I need some serious objections from the congregation. Thank you for taking the time to read this message. Now please help me to live again…