Wall of Mouths

I’m not sure :( *bursts into tears*

We work very very close to where the gig is, so it has been decided that we can raise loads of money by providing car parking for Robbie fans. Most of the staff are leaving early to avoid the chaos that 80,000 people arriving at the park is going to cause - but as I live within easy walking distance it seemed really mean to say no …

Bonjour mon petite pois :)

How are we all today? I have inadvertantly signed up to be a ‘voluntary’ car park attendant at the Robbie Williams gig tomorrow :(

I tell you this because I am not allowed to post on the ‘vent your spleen thread :(

I think you are secretly enjoying this!

lol :D

marja wrote:

so I had to look up what fickle means, and I admit it, it’s a bit of a u-turn, but if you see what he left us with… And the fact that he pretended to have doen a great job makes it even worse

Fair enough :) Did he get a good reference?

@ Divers - well I hope you get some local work doing sound stuff, and it doesn’t have anything to do with your reputation as a gay butler :) *crosses fingers*

@ Sam - is that Mark Goodier? I don’t know the first thing about anything to do with radio 1 …

Divers wrote:

Crack? or the sweet stuff?

but will do;)

i just need to keep calm about this meeting, i was alright till i got some email this morning and now i’m all over the place.

What is the meeting? Don’t be all over the place, take deep breaths in through your mouth and then breathe really slowly out through your nose. It should calm you down, but if it doesn’t at least you won’t suffocate! :)

Tinne - you are so fickle! :p

*clings to Divers leg to stop him from breaking up the group*

Nooooooo!!!

Oh ok then! Bring me back some rock? :)

Hooray! Nearly everyone is back together just like the old days :)

*hugs Gav*

*taps foot and looks at watch, waiting for Tinne*

Hanne wrote:

Thanks for the txt on Saturday btw, it confused me :)

It was the very last thing i did with that phone before it died completely. The battery won’t charge up at all … :(

Dennis - Hanne’s handbag is one thing, but do you have to do that with my purse? :rolleyes:

Unfortunately Elvis has left the building so you will have to give her a ring yourself.

Hanne - Sorry :( I told everyone that if I was going to buy a hearth rug I wouldn’t have bought a lumpy Hanne coloured one, but I don’t think they believed me …

Well I would if you’d only stop picking them up and lighting them and pretending you don’t smoke! :mad:

Can you really not make it tonight? I don’t want to sit watching Igor and the UFO groping each other!! If there’re 2 of us at least we can crack open some popcorn …

Hello Hanne :) Think yourself lucky, I have lost all my footprints and now whenever I go anywhere I can’t find my way back :(

Sarah, it would appear you are being picked up by UFo at 8pm unless you phone and say you don’t want a lift. But I will see you at tea-time anyway :)

I will tell you tonight :)

It can’t live - it’s just a drink …

I can’t remember what it was called but I bought it in Somerfield if that helps? :)

By the way I have assured your HOD’s that you will be in on Monday. If you know different will you please let me know asap? Ta :)

Trust me it doesn’t. I have myself have been a victim of flavoured sugar - although to be fair, the amaretto one was very nice in my coffee :)

I’m back at work. It’s harder than I remembered … :(

Indeed :)

And now I must go - I have way too many things to do and I sense that WP is never going to bring us our dinner :(

*waves*

It probably wasn’t. It was probably someone pretending to be you… Do you remember how crap the board was - anyone could type in any name they wanted! And the way it used to go right of the page if there were too many replies! :D

White Psycho wrote:

I can cook soups, thai curries, chilis, pastas. I do need to expand what I can cook though.

*drools*

Yes use yeast. But if it gets out of hand a couple of spoons of yoghourt will clear it up nicely :)

@D - You used to call me ‘Ms Smum’, which was far more respectful :)

@WP - why don’t you get a job cooking? Sounds like something you might enjoy - and of course I would donate my services as chief taster whilst you practice :)

@ Sam - lol - I would love to see your dark side used in Razzle … I can see it now

*sees wavy lines in front of eyes*

“The skinny fucked-up idiot trembled as the slag approached (he was such a wuss he would probably have trembled if he saw a f**king spider) but in this particular instance he was right to tremble as she had fists like sledge hammers …”

White Psycho wrote:

(They’re both a piece of piss to make in real life too :))

The meals? Or both of Sam’s socks?

mr self destruct wrote:

Might be getting published in a national mag as well (hope so anyway as I’ll get some cash :) )

Take A Break? :D

*makes a note that soil in Bradford smells of cheese and onions*

Can you cook in real life WP? Or are you just a virtual chef? :)

Budapest? When will they publish it (if they do)? Or do they just let you know at the time?

It means that we are about to feast upon your socks.

In retrospect I retract the ‘observation’.

Congratulations, you can have them back :)

For a writer, Sammikins, you can be incredibly inarticulate! :p

Eh?!! what?

edit: I read your page in the Leeds Guide btw. Very professional. Personally I would have liked a little more of your trademark dark and twisted humour :)

mr self destruct wrote:

Same person - Hooch’s Mum swears like a docker and knocks back a bottle of whisky a night…mrs h is worse :)

lol :D

White Psycho wrote:

*sets to making a sweet potato & red pepper soup for starters and a thai red curry for main course* Dessert is your own problem.

That sounds really, really delicious. I mean in real life. Naturally as this is GM I have noticed that you have inadvertantly replaced all of the ingredients with the contents of mr self destructs sock drawer …

@ Tubthumper:

Certainly not!! And yet, in a strange way, most definitely yes. And no.

I am mrs h as well as Hooch’s Mum, I suppose(God it seems weird to be talking factually on GM!!) but as Hooch’s Mum I am not allowed to post on any other threads because I promised Sarah when I first signed up. I think she didn’t want me interfering :(

Then one day I was reading another thread and I became so frustrated because I just had to say something, so I made a second identity so I could post outside of here. All the GMers knew it was me because they have always called me mrs Lobster (your idea I believe :)) or mrs h.

Body clock? But it’s the bank holiday weekend!

*sits on comfy fireside chair and rests feet on Hanne*

*dozes off*

*opens one eye to see if WP is going to cook dinner*

Sorry my phone is knackered, or my charger is - the damn thing just won’t charge up at all. Can you email it to me?