Wall of Mouths

The trash heap looked like this, Ci? …

*Waves again*

I would like to point out that I only ever saw Fraggle Rock because the kids used to watch it!!

I thought they were both pretty scary …

Anyway, I must be off - I feel sure that somewhere in our local is a big glass with my name on it :)

*waves*

No - I agree. It’s a fine word…

I have just been wondering which is the more interesting character, the trash heap from fraggle rock or the junk yard woman (did she have a name?) from labyrinth?

WP!!!!! Could you fetch a shovel whilst you’re out there? I can’t find my way out!

Thanks :)

*pokes head out of mountain of sequins and crusts*

Hello Mr Bomb. So do you know any other good words?

Misanthropologist wrote:

Never get a job in Mountain Rescue.

Darn. And to think that was my dream … :(

@WP - Don’t worry, your time will come and now that Dan’s buggered off he will probably let you help yourself to whatever is in his wardrobe :)

*opens Dan’s wardrobe*

*is instantly buried in avalanche of sequinned lycra and pizza boxes*

White Psycho wrote:

*bounces on* I made £17 in tips last night lalalalalala! I spent the weekend oggling fit lasses, having a great time and being knackered. It’s been a good time!

£17???? What on earth were you doing?!!!!

@ Ci? - weird, me too! :D

I don’t think mornin-son really had Italian blood, it’s just that even he couldn’t bear to be 100% southerner :)

Divers wrote:

NO I was actually thinking of buying you some lessons for a present… and i wanted to know how many weeks of laughing at you we had untill you mastered it.

We will have a contest then - and I bet i can learn to belly dance a lot quicker than you can learn to cook spaghetti! :p

@Chr1s - Serves you right! :p Actually my brother and his wife saw them in Sheffield this weekend - was that Friday? Either way they haven’t come back yet so I’m guessing they’re enjoying themselves :)

Marja will you remember to send me your address? Thanks :)

Divers wrote:

So is it complicated then to learn? Don’t really know whats involved… only the stuff i have seen in Bond films:)

Why do you want to know? Are you thinking of having lessons? :D

@Caffeinebomb - did you already know that word or did you have to look it up? I thought it might have been a sort of coffee… :S

@ Marja - Could you please send me your address again? I’m sorry - I’m rubbish and i have lost it. Ta :) xx

Hello Zipless :)

Another classic GM exchange which I think is a fitting tribute to Dan, nostalgic for most of us and which I think may well amuse Hanne…

@Ci? Was Mornin-Son your Italian?

LOL :D

It’s actually more expensive over time than washing your clothes though :)

You are smouldering because of Divers. Take that how you will :)

@ Dan - Although mrs h is a horrible cantankerous foul-mouthed deranged and evil witch, I think it is best that you do as she says. Naturally I am the boss of GM, but mrs h is my representative on the Wall of mouths. We are a holy trinity - I am the mother, Hooch is the daughter and mrs h is the polish spirit :)

Right - I’m off work until next wednesday so I’m off to live the dream! :D

*waves*

You’ve been having funny dreams again, Gimme … I’ll fetch you some warm milk :)

*goes outside to milk the dog*

:D

You’ve been in a real hairdresser?! :eek:

I thought it was an urban myth.

:(

I was joking! Come back :(

I have to go now, Hooch has turned up and will probably be most cross :(

*waves*

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Hello Sarah, YOUR loyalty is even more charming and admirable! :)

I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!! (just testing :eek: )

I tested my powers already :D However, just to prove a point I’m going to hunt you down and kill you, you fucking moron!!

That just doesn’t sit well with me :( Sorry Hanne, I love you to bits really! :)

lol at the knitting - a combined scarf, handwarmer and ipod sock would be great! And even better if it had legwarmers and a hat too :)

hoochalobster wrote:

Well, someone’s going to be burning in hell soon, aren’t they? :p

I’d also like to clarify here that there is an exception to the Community Guidelines in that …the mother of the Community Leader can break the rules as much as she likes, including death threats, and that the Community Leader is under no obligation to protect the true identities of the not very innocent.

Although it does only say “the mother of the Community Leader” so maybe i can still make death threats as ‘mrs h’!! :D

Oh. My. God. Remind me never to learn to knit! …

‘mrs h’ is allowed to post all over the place, but ‘Hooch’s Mum’ is strictly forbidden from leaving Gracious Me. If I post outside of Gracious Me, teethgrinder will take away my badge of power and my rights to make death threats to other WoMbles :(

He won’t flush. He’s still floating about in the bowl :(

And Sarah’s going to shoot me because I just accidentally posted on a different thread, so you may never find out what happens next :(

What are you knitting? If you have time I would very much like a nice woolly hammock for the winter months :)

Only less discreetly than you slipped into them :D

Nicompoop? :(

*gives Gimme a clip round the ear. And by clip i mean slap* :p

*remembers the days when everyone wore bullet belts*

Life savings?! Dan don’t give both your shiny pennies to Dennis - one of them has chocolate inside! :)

Eh up Hanne - all ready for meeting the random bunch of winos next week then? I have some flea spray and a couple of bottles of disinfectant i can send down if you like? :)

Everybody left because the smell of boiling pig was getting a bit much.

You should try it one day :) Get rid of unwanted guests by boiling a pig in the kitchen.

*waves at Mr Bomb who is wandering past*

*thinks about letting Gav in for a slice of pig*

I told her that you were sleeping with her husband and that it was you that killed their rabbit :D

Also Linda says will you please go to Scarborough tomorrow as you are no longer welcome in her home! :)

Good. Although I was thinking of Frankie Stubbs and Blake Schwarzenbach :p

Sorry! That should have read - tea? pork? scratchings? :)

*boils pig in salt water anyway*

So how are my favourite people this morning?

Morning Dennis! :)

Tea? Pork scratchings?

I don’t think he’s coming back, so I’ll have to tell you myself …

D isn’t really gay, he’s a woman. He had to have a lot of surgery, but he brought you on here to show you his super new 36-24-38 figure and the results of his makeover. Also he was going to ask you to marry him and give up being a clown so he can look after you properly with the earnings he hopes to make as an air-hostess :)

White Psycho wrote:

*sneaks on to the stage and attaches the corpse to a stick to make it like it’s standing, shoves a tape in its pocket going “I WANNA GO TO MCDONALDS!” on an endless loop*

*shoots corpse*

Whining little shit!

*mops Dan’s brow with floor mop*

*waits for Miss Anthropologist to reveal that she is really a woman*

*waits a bit longer*

*starts to grow impatient*

*starts to grow beard*