Wall of Mouths

I miss Hanne. If only I could remember where she’s buried…

Happy Birthday

I had Ginger in my shop today!!!! EXcited as fuck I was. Excited excited excited!

You’re white, you’re dynamite.

Happy Birthday.

Monster Magnet at the Astoria on Tuesday.

They were frickin awesome.

Support band was obviously tosh.

masturbation releases endorphins associated with relief of withdrawal symptoms.

That’s what I told Pete Docherty so I guess a lot of the problem is down to me

A Holmfirth Home Birth would be better still

Happy Birthday to you oh Man of Steele.

Unlike your employer who does so much for the local catering trade :->

*hides in a corner and awaits scathing reprisals*

I find virtually everything is better if I don’t buy it from Greggs.

They seem to have some form of ambient deep fat fryer which makes everything vaguely soggy and greasy apart from the bacon in their bacon rolls (which SHOULD be vaguely soggy and greasy) which becomes inexplicably dry and brittle, a bit like Beef Jerky.

It’s a pronunciation based spelling

Taunty Dan wrote:

Work??!! People have JOBS in tipton?? Crikey, you learn something new every day. Except yesterday…*curses world*

My post was in the PAST tense Mr Taunty - I don’t work there now, and therefore could not demonstrate that people in Tipton have jobs.

I seem to remember most of them were in the pub most of the time drinking Moild

Dennis wrote:

no, that’s “swimming in the cut behind the pub in Tipton” you are thinking of, mr h.

I used to work in the Rising Sun in Tipton

I have an excuse - I was on Holiday - Happy Birthday boss

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com

I’m sure we’ve had that one before, but it’s all good

what’s the URL? Research purposes only you understand

Now now boys, play nice. I like A, and as I seem to recall, nobody thinks I’m an asshole for it

I’ve got my tickets for Wildhearts at Shepherd’s Bush Empire on September 20th.

They’re playing all of Earth Vs And it’s B Sides for it’s 15th anniversary.

I can smell another Live album too.

I don’t know if he is a satanist or not, but he definitely does the Radio 1 show

I went to see Terrorvision last night with my alcoholic diabetic friend, his girlfriend and my brother.

I drank lots and I think I’m going to die this morning

I used to work in a Lloyds No 1 bar with a DJMatic 2000 music generator. It used to really enjoy playing JT’s homage to deepfried calorific goodness.

At the time we were still promoting the Sorry Ronnie burger meal, which was supposed to be like a McDonalds meal, but better cos it was cheaper and you got beer instead of fizzy sugar water.

Thought it was dead funny that they picked that song all the time.

I also thought it was very funny when it started playing Tsunami by the Manics first thing on the morning of 27th December 2004

Happy birthday Dan - I’m seriously never lending you my socks again though - what in GOD’s name have you done to them!

Did you know that Hebden Bridge has a higher %ge of lesbians per head of population than anywhere else in the UK. Little known fact.

@mrs h, which job are we talking about? CEO of Gracious Me Enterprises, resident shoe fetishist or Mustaine-style coffee mogul?

Line in the Sand - Motorhead

Ice Hockey Hair is up today - not so good, but then I never liked the Super Furry Animals anyway.

Seems to go good, not so good, good, not so good so far this new album.

Does anyone know where I can download it next week?

Can I use my spangly new 3G phone or will it cost more than Gibraltar?

Come to the Dark Side H. we welcome you with our long vowel sounds, and dirty, backward, clog-wearing Lancastrian ways.

I enjoyed it

Hello Mrs H. You must accept my apologies for ignoring you

Or I’ll hit you back with this casserole dish.

Did you know it’s been 3 years since I worked at the hullats now?

You’re a big girl’s blouse?

Yes.

Carmelita is up on MySpace now. It’s better than Unsung, but not as good as Understanding Jane.

I’m loving this new covers album business