Wall of Mouths

Come to the Dark Side H. we welcome you with our long vowel sounds, and dirty, backward, clog-wearing Lancastrian ways.

I enjoyed it

Hello Mrs H. You must accept my apologies for ignoring you

Or I’ll hit you back with this casserole dish.

Did you know it’s been 3 years since I worked at the hullats now?

You’re a big girl’s blouse?

Yes.

Carmelita is up on MySpace now. It’s better than Unsung, but not as good as Understanding Jane.

I’m loving this new covers album business

Nice to see some life breathed into this tired old thread.

I have had OJE candidates fuck up by not following that advice.

Don’t turn up pissed. I had a kid do that for an OJE once and sent him packing straight away.

Be keen and offer to help lots. Wipe tables whilst smiling.

Try to talk to people and be nice.

Good luck.

Cor Blimey, love a duck!

Happy Birthday Dave - you rule.

Unplugged - a voyage through experimental acoustic folk music

Oh come one there were one or 2 hidden gems in there. The Nursery Rhyme song was good.

in a way.

Ginger is pretty religious about good/bad

Valor Del Corazon good
Yoni Bad
Wildhearts good
Market Bad

Wow, I love this song. I’d never heard it before, but it really could be a Wildhearts song - it’s absolutely perfect. I hope the rest of the album is as good and lets get a tour going eh?

Do geologists count?

We ran out of Dan’s special pills a week ago - are Skittles any good?

octopus, those huge-brained show offs,

That isn’t a gun, it’s a banana. Was your lunch a bit, well, crunchier than normal?
And more metallic?
And with more bullets in?

WIldhearts. I loved everything and then Endless Nameless happened and I was very confused.

Ginger, Valor Del Corazon was awesome, then Yoni came out and smelled like somebody’s dog had died

Ash - 1977 then Nu-Clear sounds. What a crock of shit really

I’m purely interested in the Health, Safety and Wellbeing of all employees of Gracious Me international, and it’s subsidiary companies. Sensible, sturdy and supportive footwear are a must on a slippery dockside in Grimsby.

We can’t afford another embarassing lawsuit - remeber last time? With the tipp-ex latte? We couldn’t get Taunty Dan off the ceiling for days

Potatoes

New Member inspection checklist (edited)

#45: Check footwear suitability.

What do you have on your feet my dear?

I don’t believe there ever was a “Grimsby: The Movie”

There’s something fishy here…

Whilst it might lask the artistic kudos of Shakespeare in the round, directed by Olivier and featuring a naked Oliver Reed, it is a lot more accessible to many sectors of society. It manages to show people a skilled and athletic performance without intimidating and putting them off by using the term theatre.

The storylines usually are laughable and insignificant, but welcome to pop culture guys. If you offered 4 beer swilling sunburnt Texans the chance to see a piece of physical theatre, choreographed smooth dance moves on the floor, performed by several semi-naked men telling a classic story of good vs evil they’d kill you. But what I described is essentially the basis of most Pro Wrestling.

well, no, I can see your point there

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

‘Where do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder’

Any good wrestling school ought to show you how it’s done now. and it’s probably only 10ft, but that’s still scary enough

I quite enjoyeed Wrestlemania. I even booked the day off work today so I could stay up and watch it last night. Ain’t I a loser?

I think pro wrestling is a highly skilled and entertaining performing art. Performers guide the viewer through stories via the age-old medium of hitting folk with chairs. It is physically demanding and the ability to deliver moves which look dangerous in a safe and controlled fashion is a rare talent. The fact that these guys also use their bodies and their responses to these situations to convey simple emotive storytelling is a very special balance.

Whilst it is completely accurate to say that it is not real, that should not diminish the talent, commitment and skill these guys have. When it comes down to it, on a night like Wrestlemania, where you can’t bo 100% sure who will win, it’s pretty electrifying, edge-of-your-seat stuff, even though it is all pre-determined.

I really enjoy watching a bot of wrestling, much in the same way as I enjoy going to the theatre or watching a good film.

Dennis wrote:

Cowboys From Hell by Pantera’s another.

Cemetary Gates off the same album is better. It’s about 2 minutes long if you count until the main riff kicks in. Mild and pleasant strumming with Anselmo over the top of it in places which escalates into a huge power crescendo and a colossal riff that’s heavier than osmium.

Cemetary gates fucking rules man.

Too much fighting on the dancefloor mate, that’s what’s wrong with it.

Don’t bother with a Sony. The media player it runs from is slower than a retard in an egg and spoon race and seems to be utterly uncompatible with, well pretty much everything really.

HurricaneHolgi wrote:

Hells Bells - AC/DC. Classic !

That does rock.

Turing American - Wildhearts anyone?

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

Just a shame the rest of that Stand up for rock and roll song is shit :p

Bite my shiny metal ass