Wall of Mouths

Yeah, let’s be fair here. Ladies, start a wiener thread!
After all, so far there has been no talk about character. LOL
In that case I dont like narrowmindedness, women that make a huge deal about tiny things,a sweet smile, friendliness and good respect for different types of people. Oh and a love for therapy? She’s gotta love the rock!
Yeah, she can have bigger boobs than me then. :)

But that song again and again is total rubbish and that’s like their biggest hit!
The singer has serious nasal twang!

I heard a breed77 song on a metal hammer compilation and it was the coolest song on the disc. Hey look we’re on the same page Graeme! :)
Mind you it was a Metal Hammer compilation and their comps can be dodgy. Bezerker anyone?

If you want to feel better shag somebody!
“The best thing about this place is that you know that you’re leaving some day.” - Andy Cairns
Ever noticed how when we are pissed off with somebody we say: “Go get fucked, or fuck you!” I dont get it I think getting fucked is great! What exactly does fuck you mean anyway? Does it mean that they will fuck me or that I must get fucked really? I’m waiting for Shania Twain to tell me to get fucked! Not like it will ever happen though. Jesus, I can write some pointless drivel.

Have a great time man! You committed the greatest atrocity though, you didnt tell us where you are going…

Hi Cuchulain I have also broken my scaphoid bone from car accident and they didnt see break in x ray. 8 months later my sensai did a move on me and it rebroke. Well it was broken anyway. Funny stuff. I always tought to myself that the pain in my wrist was perhaps just a bit of stretched tendons or something like that meanwhile the break was actually stopping a good amount of blood to my hand. All of this adds to a lousy sex life! haha

Okay, you’re not a liar, just seriously confused and pulling at weak strings desperately trying to get people into your fav band when your fav band is shit. Ya like?
:)
You know what mate it’s cool I’ve got a Green Jelly album and I thought it would be cool but it’s absolute garbage! No problems bro!

What do you mean three times lucky? Have you just done it again?
Do you play any sports? I hope you are not a gym fanatic like me cause then you will be so frustrated let me tell you. There is a guy at my gym who broke his collar bone in rugby. He didnt need an op but the collar bone has healed into a v and he says he battles to push upwards a little bit.
Please tell me how it happened and what does it feel like and what surgery did you have and that sort of thing.Let me hear you out. I have just had an operation for suprascaoular nerve impingement in my left shoulder and you know what? It is now 7 weeks since the operation and the fucker has left me with a fat fucking scar and I still cannot rotate my arm properly and I still battle to push in any direction. I used to curl 24 kg dumbells many times, the other day I nervously tried 10 kg dumbells and my left arm could only just lift the dumbell but a pain radiated down my arm and it was like I was rubbing a tendon or something.
My left arm was for lack of a better word spastic. My left arm is just so fucking stupid now. Because of my nerve impingement I have completely lost function of three of my rotator cuff muscles. Trust me that is like a woman trying to make love to a 1 inch dick! Fucking impossible, excuse the pun! I have lost 13 kilos of pure muscle that I worked my ass of for nd now I am back to being the skinny fuck that I am. It may not sound that important to others but look how fat people feel like dirt. I hate being skinny too, a dude the other day asked me if I have something wrong with my chest because my chest muscles have completely disappeared because I just cannot push anything. To make matters worse I am trying to get a job as personal fitness trainer. You know what, fuck it let’s get some rifles and shoot ourselves! HAHAHA
Dont worry bro you’ll make it! Just hang in there you’ll be better in no time, just make sure you’re doctors dont mess you around. My first orthopaedic surgeon said I should wait for 2 months, I did and guess what I still couldnt use my arm. Always get a second opinion! All the best dear Ronald!

Hey Graeme, if Taproot ended up bigger than Limp Bizkit how come nobody knows about them? It’s one thing being a fan but it’s another thing telling lies. You know I really like Anthrax but I cant say they are bigger than Metallica so I fucking dont.
As for Taproot, those pop pussies can go get fucked. They are a product plain and simple. All they did from the beginning was try to do music that would shift units and that is it. They didnt try to be creative or contribute to music at all, they have no integrity. Yes you are right Graeme they probably started out with Nu metal to fit in and be popular (hence the name pop pussies) then they saw that nu metal was dying out so they quickly changed their formula. I have seen many websites ripping their live gigs to shreds saying how they are Korn by numbers.
Fuck Taproot and fuck bubblegum pop and Paris Hilton!

I’ve downloaded a few songs and I think they are all off the first album and a lot of it pisses all over Slipknot! Guitar work is better too.

Title: Alan Partridge

I dont know if you guys have seen this show but it is absolutely hilarious. The character of Alan Partridge is just genius so uch smarter than Ace Ventura. He is this arrogant dude who is damn narcissistic who lives in a hotel and does a radio show for radio Norwich. Did you guys see the episode where he stands on a fence and stabs his foot right through a spike and minutes later has to do a speech. My God I was in tears! Can any of you tell me when this show was made because I really cant understand why it wasnt talked about. I just love it although the Knowing me, knowing you with Alan Partridge had a few dull moments.

Actually she doesnt whine half as much as the dudes in metal. And she goes around saying that she loves everybody and she seems to be a very thoughtful and caring human being! Perhaps quite sensitive.
I take more interest in her than airheads like Britney and Paris so there you go.

I’m glad Neil has joined therapy? he is so bold and creative with his playing. I picture him getting one hell of a cardiovascular workout playing each gig for therapy?

There are two types of women: Those that like the rock and those that don’t. Or should I say those that like the cock and those that don’t.
Both are important.
Sorry in advance if I offend anyone but shut up and laugh!
:)

Title: Dont know what to think of Anthrax. (merged)

I first found out about Anthrax through my sister’s friend’s tape of Stomp 442 and I just thought it was fucking brilliant! I later bought the Cd and it’s just such an underrated classic! It is such a fresh album. Then I got live: the island years and I couldnt fucking believe how different it was to Stomp. I preferred stomp but island years had some good boogie to it too. I much later got hold of Among the living and Persistence of time and of course Sound of white noise. They are all pretty good. However Volume 8 and We’ve come for you all are just crap and I dont know about you but the guitar work is just so uncreative! I cant believe Scott wrote those riffs on their earlier albums and now all Scott does is listen to Charlie and that’s how the riffs are done. Scott is one hell of a rhythm guitarisy and I cant believe he isnt really taken part much in the last few records. His playing in the past was awesome. Anthrax constantly complain about their poor sales these days and they complaqin they cant get to support bands on tour. But they only should blame themselves because their last two records were garbage. Especially We’ve come for you all. At the same time I dont see why people are going crazy over Charlie’s drumming these days when his drumming on earlier records was miles ahead of what he did before. I’m so sick of the way they treat old band members and the way they treat fans. I know a guy who asked Scott and Charlie to sign his ticket after the show, Charlie ripped it up and threw it in his face. The second time he asked they told him to fuck off. I have heard many stories of how Scott and Charlie have treated people like shit. They act like complete rock stars and you know maybe Billy Milano was right, all they are is Metallica wannabes yet they will never be as good as Metallica because they never fucking practise and put in the effort. Instead they piss all over their American fans and praise their European fans for buying their record. Fuck Em! I swear when I ask Scott how his playing is ging and he says bullshit like ” I never get the time” I just know that he needs to go fuck himself. Randy Rhoads fucjking made sure he got lessons while on the road with Ozzy because he loved playing, and he was dedicated and not a lazy dick. There is not one musician on this planet that doesnt need to practise and to try and improve.Only a rock star acts like he is so great and treats fans like shit and believes that there isnt a need for practise. I cant believe Scott’s arrogance. The way they have just dumped off Rob Caggiano and John Bush is terribly cruel. I mean I love Dan and Joey but what happened to respect between band members? But John Bush is too gentle to say anything about Scott and Charlie. I dont know whether to bother with their new effort with Dan and Joey or not. What are your thoughts?

In that one video where she thanks India a lot she is standing there completely naked with just her hair covering the boobies. She’s got bigger balls than most of us. Although I couldnt see them!

Let me guess you are a devout slayer fan and now you’re angry right? :)

Sorry I meant Im not into screaming. Whoops.

Title: Devin Townsend

From what Ive seen and heard of Devin’s work he is such a unique and creative character! I’m interested in his stuff. But I must admit I’m into just screaming and craziness like that. What album should I get. I need an album that has songs like Life on it. That song is great!

Being screechy and divebombing and “all that nonsense” has become his style and he is well respected. It may not be very tuneful but it adds and aggression to the music and forme it just says fuck you to what is supposed to be done in solos. Because of these things I apreciate his stuff, is it quite hard to play? It must be difficult Imean some of the speeds his fingers travel at is mindblowing. Can you go that fast? But to be honest I prefer style over speed.
Dennis give me a song where Kirk’s playing is shoddy? Take your fucking earplugs out man! :)

I’d really like to show you the pic I’ve got to figure out how to do it though :(. mom has just bought digital camera maybe I’ll figure somethin out. Have also painted Trent Reznor too with another artists background to it with horses and shit. My art teacher always said how great it is if one uses a variety of colours because it makes it interesting and stuff, but you know maybe things just need to be barren sometimes. Why overdo it with too many colours you know? But your painting is cool! Show us more!

What, more than wrinkly old ones? Shame on you!

I wouldnt say Metal Hammer is pathetic, they are pretty darn reliable. And who else did I hear it from I cant remember.
Why do you think I am pathetic?

Title: Hottest woman in the world!

Ive forgotten what her name is but the lady in Days of our lives who plays Billie is so hot I get all embarrassed! haha
Shania Twian and Demi Moore are pretty fucking cool too. What’s your’s?

Wow I didnt know Salma had such beautiful breasts! :)
The chick from resident evil won for me.

And another thing I have heard from the press that the guys from Slayer added satanism to sell more records. Isnt this a bit pathetic?

Title: New Slayer album named.

The new Slayer album is to be called Christ Illusion and has artwork done by the same guy who did seasons in the abyss, south of heaven and reign in blood. It has a picture of christ with his arms missing and walking through a bloody mess of heads. And there seems to be some type of ship behind him in my opinion.
I’m excited about the new album although I know actually very little about their music, I only have diabolus and enjoy it immensely.
My question is if Tom is a solid Catholic why the fuck does he put up with the bullshit anti christ sentiments of Kerry King all the time. Doesnt he have a voice? Since the beginning of Slayer the lyrics were mainly written by Kerry and Jeff and it always includes the bulshit antichrist slant.
Why dont they have the balls to rip off judaism or buddhism or whatever?
I lke the fact that they stick to writing sick stuff because the tone of their music is just that, sick, but why the constant “God hates us all” bullshit. Was Kerry sexually assaulted by a priest? Whhere do they get that incredible hate from?

You cannot mess with the piano man sir! :)

Wow it’s on your radio?!! The Chillis are gonna be so embarrassed!

I sound demented on last sentence I meant: I dont think the chillis have figured this out already.