Wall of Mouths

Technically she is a GILF

<name removed at owner’s request - Hooch>, you have mail

@HM - out of credit on my phone, 16 degrees unless the work requires significant physical effort, and let’s face it that’s unlikely, in which case 13 degrees

Title: love

yeah, she loves you all, pity she couldn’t giv a fuck about the man who loves her

Title: twats

I don’t know any of you, except Sarah and Siobhan, but I think it only fair that you know that you are without exception the most boring people on the face of the the planet earth. Were this the only problemI have with you I ould simply let it ride, alas, that is not the case, in short, (and I’m sure you all know hins already), I am, or rather, was siobhan’s partner, and in so far as I am concerned, she has chosen your company and witty banter over my company, her compulsion to trade allegedly witty and clever repartee with you , (all of you has ended our relationship, I appreciate that for the most part this is my responsibility, as it is I who has a difficulty with her spending all of her free time talking to a bunch of half-wit wankers about nothing of any consequence. I have tried to explain this to Siobhan ( Hooch’s mum, for those of you to fucking stupid to realise), my problem with what she does, alas, she thinks I’m just some sort of weird fuck who doesn’t appreciate just how witty and insightful your conversations are. In short I hope that we never meet. I love/d Siobhan and it would appear that she prefers your company/conversation to mine, congratulations gentlemen, (and/or ladies),she’s all yours, apparently I am neither sufficiently clever, nor as witty as your good selves, she’s all yours.

@ Hooch’s mum - see, I can do all of the tbmbt, (talking bollocks computer bullshit talk - for those of you new to the world of message board tripe), I loved you, massively, hugely, with all my heart and you chose this bunch of half-wit cretins, you couldn’t temper your need to talk to these mewling CUT bastards. I’m sorry it ended this way but hey, you’ve got all your lovely virtual pals, so what does a single real peron matter.

@ hooch’s mum, something of a record, even for you

Call me.;)

you are clearly insane,oh, and by the way should your attacker actually be Danni Minogue, call me!:p

no :p call me when, (and if), you get in.

@ hooch’s mum, do you intend to stay at work all day?

Title: Re: e-mail

@Hooch’s mum - Go on, I dare :)

Oh no I don’t:mad:

Ok, Ben was awake at 9.00, I’m going back when I’ve finished my coffee.

I can’t believe you have nothing better to do! Oh, and good monring :)

Hooch’s mum wrote:

I will do it for you, but I can’t invite you round as I am currently under oath. Yes I know. Don’t ask. I could come to yours with my USB drive and collect the mp3s that you want and the ipod and stuff and then return it to you later if you like?

@ Hooch’s mum - Just downloaded you present arms in dub, do what you like, it appears that I’m already a bit of joke.:mad:

The blood and fur is the easy bit! :eek:

Not so Hooch’s mum, i fit into neither camp, as a taxidermist I find I can still work and post, at least I can if I’m careful.

Or a trapeze artist.:D

Kind of makes it difficult if you’re a gardener!

Hooch’s mum wrote:

Where is everybody today? :(

*panics*

At work!

thanks Hoochalobster, no, he’s called Dr. Rowan, and as dentists go he’s ok. Oh, and what exactly is a “Hoochalobster”.

Pretty sure I’m not a hard son of a bitch and I’m not entirely sure I’m a rock ‘n’roll motherfucker and my only contact with Leeds, (and I’m beginning to think it really is a prerequisite to post on this board), is that my dentist is from Leeds - at least I think he is.

Is coming from Leeds, or having been to Leeds a prerequisite for posting on the board?