Wall of Mouths

Thanks for all the kind wishes folks!

mrs h wrote:

Jesus - the smileys have freaked!!!

Get the bloody blame for everything… Nail me to a cross why don’t ya!

grant wrote:

stop ressurecting old threads its pointless!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am the resurection, I am Ian Brown.

johnny_knoxville wrote:

If everyone on the site sends me a tenner I will
make a load..economies of scale and all that.

“THERAPY?” logo on the front
“Jesus Hates Infringers of Copyright ” on the reverse.

Send your tenner along with your size please.

20 cent from every sale will go to the help buy Viirkokka
a real Therapy? t-shirt appeal. (if we dont raise enough I can get him a Daniel O’ Donnell t-shirt on E-bay)

Use my name in vain motherfucker, i’ll not only sue your sorry arse, you’ll have some ‘fire-and-brimstone’ issues with the old man upstairs, if you know what I mean!

65-35 split your favour then - bands 10% comes out of your cut though. Capisce?

Hell yes. Still hungover from my birthday bash!

I’m glad I got at least one mention this year. As for the rest of you, you have forgotten the real meaning of Christmas you shallow bastards!

Dennis wrote:

Motley f*cking Crue

Dont forget to shout at the devil for me!

Why do all you goddamn white folk think I look like a bearded Shakira?

Dont forget to go to Sunday school!

Oi - thats mum you are talking about.

Hellbelly acknowledges that I suffered, and I did. See Mel’s flick for proof.

But Hey Satan is kind of a throw-away track for me. Too many ‘Woo-ooh-way-oohs’ for my liking.

Rootin for ya fella!

Taunty Dan wrote:

i’ve not read it but know enough abot it to go with Hannes opinion of “its literature for people who don’t like literature”. I’m thinking watching the film is all i need do. Why waste several hours when a couples gonna do the job?! :D

Tell that Mel Gibson! he left all the nice stuff like the magic tricks out of his film!

Absolutely. I’m kinda pissed at the band with all this ‘Hey Satan you rock!’ business.

I was kinda hoping they would go with ‘Hey Jesus, you’re a stand-up bloke!’

But never mind.

@White Psycho

Dont worry about it friend. When you are at Uni, the degree result can seem very, very important - and it is. Its not wasted time, there is so much more to it than that.

I didnt do too badly for myself (aside from the whole ‘crucifiction’ thing and this bloody new book/film), Future employers care if you can do the job, not if your coursemates worked as hard as you did.

I hope that makes sense. I am a prophet after all and have a standard to keep to.

Kids - settle down, its just a book.

Dennis wrote:

Mind you, could be worse, they crucified Jesus at that age!

Let me tell you, that was a bitch!

God wrote:

The main problem is people belive I am all powerful. I am not. Just the same as you “create” your children and have no power over them. I have no power over you. Well some. And come on, the whole dinosaur joke , someone out there got it right? Giant lizards…Come on… Most of you fell for that one…

Fuckin Hell Dad - when did you get the internet? I really hope you didn’t sign up with AOL!

Its unforgivable. There is this thing in hell with a pineapple and the anus, Hitler can vouch for this one!

hoochalobster wrote:

The body of christ compels me toi get gadget? Deal! I think I nedd to a have a wee nap first thopugh jesus, nightynight :) *drunken stup[our/power of gin compels self to nap at floor level*

You totally edited that post - i saw, through dads foresight, the original post - and it read like a spaz kids homework!

Jeusus is pleased to inform you that he is on first name terms with Christian Bale (hence the first name)!

Don’t believe everything you read my child!

ps. please dont get me wrong - I am not your father, I have not felt your presence/presents… this is not a weird Star Wars joke (although Dad says George Lucas is going to Hell over the Jar-Jar Binks incident)

Yes - Me and Jack Daniels have been talking all night and come to the conclusion that this religion bollocks is over-rated!

The body of Christ compels you!

Title: Hiya

Hey, take it easy on me folks… last time I was here I was nailed to a fucking cross!

I’m 2005 this time. which isnt bad for an old bloke.

I’m only just getting to grips with this internet thing… and you thought walking on water was hard???

I have P.O.D. on heavy rotation, and the last Creed album

Rock in the name of the father… my father!

Christ appreciates your festive spirit - have a biscuit!

Have a whip round for me if you like - its the big 2005 this year.

Don’t buy red wine for me this year though - i kinda know this trick… gift vouchers for Boots will do!

Dont believe Belinda Carlisle… I have been to Carlisle and its not nice.

Dad gave me a tip off and David Tennant is a serial gay bigamist. Get yourself a nice boy like… um… well just pick a nice one!

I walk into an inn, put 3 nails down on the counter and ask “Can you put me up for the night?”

I caught a Slayer show earlier this year but it wasn’t my cup of tea to be honest.

When are P.O.D. touring again?

Too slow my child