Wall of Mouths

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And theres no barrier between crowd and stage :)

:D :D :D watch out everyone, low flying stu, i do like my stage diving.

a new one, why is it when you burp you say pardon, but when you fart you laugh?

a rather overlooked one, my girl by aerosmith is a direct rip off of bad moon rising by creedance clearwater revival.

hrno28 wrote:

You all fuckin rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Therapy? brothers and sisters unit!!!!!! ha ha!!!!!!!!

theres sisters on here? where? i want some :D

maybe they’re geordie slang for ‘rape & pillage’.

Taunty Dan wrote:

Well she may WELL be an “old ratbag with a funny face (!)”, but i think its a bit of a joke too far by asking her to come tour, only to call her names when she turns up.

hey, i know a bargin when i see one :)

just watched the crow for the first time i a couple of years, i’d forgotten how cool it was.

now that all the kids are nightmare before christmas crazy, is it uncool to like the crow now? it was cool when i were a kid. :D

i’m gonna get stick for this, but i still hold the best album as Load, bgreat songs, great songwriting and something nice a different, i don’t hugely rate metallica, good live band, but nothing i wet myself over.

Title: Gosforth Gathering (merged)

has anyone else seen the line-up for this? it looks bloody fantastic :D

http://www.tentrock.com/index.htm

I’ve Got the knives? wrote:

cant say ive heard of that. near the valleys or something ?

i live in clydach lol dunno if you’ve heard of it , quite near morriston

hmmmm yes the topic has now definatley strayed off topic :D

closer than i thought then, i’m about 5 mile or so out of pontardawe.

and cwmtwrch is pronounced (you ready?) cum-tour-cher

now not cher as in the old ratbag with the funny face, but cher as if your coughing up a lung with ‘air’ on the end. :D

stu’s quick classes in welsh pronounceation.

Taunty Dan wrote:

kebabrador

sounds like a small greek island :D

ahhhhm i actually live about 20 mile out of swansea in a lil village called cwmtwrch, its shite here.

I’ve Got the knives? wrote:

ive made it clear to my mother that if nobody else will come with me that she WILL be taking me , and she has agreed :p

if you really wanna convince her, get her a ticket, never know, she might like em, plus you get a free lift then, and then i can hitch a ride :D

i can do better, i know someone in that neck of the woods, i’ll drop her a line and see what we can sort out.

a Labab perchance?

I’ve Got the knives? wrote:

hmmmmm yes id agree they are a bit iffy live , they were the first band i ever saw , down in the swansea patti pavillion when they were pretty unknown, only went cause it was my mates b-day , still regret it to this day

i’ve seen em do better, then again i remember the days of the loztprophetz and public disturbance, also before most of em started on that silly sXe thing.

I’ve Got the knives? wrote:

its on the tour page , friday may 26th :) Queen’s Hall - Narbeth, UK

wherever that is lol

check the thread on it, now kiddo!

Pip wrote:

*In comic book guy voice*
Worst live band ever

i take it you’ve never seen Placebo live then, now THEY are the epitome of dull.

i’m up for the narbeth gig :D

will you be driving? if you are i call shotgun, i’m a demon with a map, just so long as you don’t mind me smoking in the car :D

i don’t know, where are the dates up?

i was supposed to go and see lost prophets doing a secret gig tonight, but now i can’t, boo hiss!

mmmmmmm i might buy the rights to this :D

Celebrity Funk Ball

two team of celebs, one team consisting of people i like, one consisting of people i don’t like.

Team One - Team Turd
Morrisey
Phil Collins
Dale Winton
Paris Hilton
Paul W Anderson
George Bush + Family
David Blunkett

Team Two - Team Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’s shadow
The ghost of Bruce Lee
Evan Sienfeld
Ginger
Charles Bronson
Charles Bronson 2

i think thats about fair :D i’d probably chuck a few more people in that i didn’t like, just to see them torn apart by Team Norris

is it too late to whore myself out?

there is a korean in swansea, i might try it one day :D

or i’ll just pay someone else to do it, just so i don’t get beaten up.

he’s already spotted me, perhaps he can be my new stalker/fanboy?

heres another good one, who’s more black metal? Emperor or Fishbone?

JSar666 wrote:

I wonder what you get when you ask for a doggiebag at a Chinese restaurant?

i did this before, i got some really really stinking looks off the owners :D

my most commonly used pick up line is probably ”aye, half ounce this week”.

woman are a rather large headache.

mr self destruct wrote:

Has he taken out a restraining order on you?

“Don’t look now, but it’s that weird kid who always wants us to sign stuff.”

i more or less had that off him at one point, travelled nearly 1000 miles to see them do 3 shows back in 2002, the thursday night at the astoria, sunday headling at kerrang! weekender in camber sands and then following night in cardiff, ginger and chris through i was fucking bonkers, danny laughed. to quote Ginger ”mate, you really need to get a girlfriend.”

needless to say, i’m still single :rolleyes:

best - full drowning pool line up a month before dave williams died, ginger and hot steve signed my poster for his last acoustic show in TJ’s halfway through the gig, used to have a can of carling signed by slayer, although my fave by far is a rubber duckie signed by the man himself, mr ANDREW WK!!!

worst? were shall i start? keith chegwin, mark yates (sorry folks be he was always a top tosser to me for some reason), coolio (another wanker) and DJ Pied Piper (nice guy, but amazingly shit).