Wall of Mouths

This thread is very bizarre.

But I had a lecture today on therapeutic interventions (twould make a good album title, says I), including therapy in specific settings (all I could think about was when I was listening to OCFA in bed earlier).

JSar666 wrote:

I’m currently involved in a lifelong romance I’ll have you know. With myself :cool: Ah who am I kidding :p Things are looking up for me on that front though :)

A dirty protest? Are you protesting against the levels of service? It’s not fivestar, but very competitive. Just remember to always bring enough sheaths.

Monkey tennis?

Soo… what do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

I’m dead against it, people forget that traders need access…to…

DIXONS!

You don’t get laid much, do you :p

Classic intercourse doesn’t happen with me, it always gets interrupted by some dirty protest.

Or an alien judge.

JSar666 wrote:

So did he make references to harpooning whales when you were having a bit of how’syerfather? :p

Wales?

I feel insulted.

Walruses actually.

Discussion point: Therapy? are one of the most hardworking band in the industry.

Children, discuss.

Has there ever really been that long between announcing an album, recording thw album, promoting the album, touring, and announcing another album?

It seems some bands just disappear off the face of the earth for a couple of years and suddenly leap back with another album.

I seem to spend a lot of time in some state of excitement with T?.

That is definitely one for the bad jokes thread :p I usually hear ‘collars and cuffs’…

He had some kind of Norweigan fetish, which explains why. Strange boy.

JSar666 wrote:

Hey Hanne, is your family originally Scandinavian?

[/random question]

No, not at all. My name is Hannah, but an ex converted it to ‘Hanne’ over a year ago and it’s stuck.

I am but an imposter :(

I’m naturally blonde though…

I have obviously inspired you all.

Happy Birthday to your bro, Divers!

Can I have a double southern comfort? I need a stiff one.

I have to pick a dissertation supervisor. I have no researh interests so the one in the Ramones tshirt is winning…

Stupid work bollocks.

Tbh it was a tiny bit scary. If anyone’s in the Bham area and fancies a peek…

I’m not sure what I’m meant to be learning. I may find out in the next hour. I doubt it though.

It’s friday and I want a pint :(

What is everyone else up to?

Normal willy (well, rather dubious willy actually), blown up on the projection. They had a giant muff as well!

I have a shiny PDA so I can still keep up with, erm, not much. At least I’ve left my flat today!

Taunty Dan wrote:

Really? Cos it sounds REALLY fun :D

There was a 4ft picture of a willy. You guys are missing out.

Ooh, now they’re moving onto neurophysiology. Hurrah.

joseph? wrote:

Oh come on! you’d love it really!? ;)

Ooh-er :s

Would never have guessed.

I’m in a 2.5 hour lecture about sexualities

It’s not as much fun as it sounds.

Boo.

Hooch’s mum wrote:

That’s a fair point. i like beer. And marmite. seperately.

Cooking tip: add a splash of stella to some pilau rice. Strangely lovely flavour to it.

Did I say that? No I did not :p

I lived in Staffordshire for a year, and my ex is from Cannock/Hednesford; I frequently got dragged to the various little holes all around Staffs. The fact I visited (what I assume to be one of Lichfield’s many, many ) gardening centre, I would still have the right assumption.

And that fact about Hitler is wrong..

It was out of watering cans.

Taunty Dan wrote:

@Hanne: :eek: what in the name of shitting crikey is wrong with lichfield?? Its bloody posh!!

Nothing… I suppose.
I once went to a gardening centre there, it was quite peculiar.

Admittedly I do have something against the entire Staffordshire area.

Taunty Dan wrote:

I’m popping to lichfield tomorrow .

Urghhh, Lichfield, *shivers*

In fact, urrrghhh, West Midlands…

To get everyone started…

“Love special: Six ways to woo your lover” - the science way.
http://www.newscientist.com/channel/being-human/mg19025491.900

Apparently I have to copy people’s behaviour and stick out my chest. Then take them to a wobbly bridge, put a straw in my mouth to distort speech, listen to ‘soft-rock’ and stare into their eyes.

Fuck that, I’m off to the pick up lines thread.

hoochalobster wrote:

You came to my party, yey!

Was that yours? Im so sorry about your rug!

Oh, and what did thingy do with that person? Yknow, the one with the brown hair, average height, wearing the tshirt?

I find this an invaluable piece of literature.

It’s a bit Yorkshire-centred, but it’s all Northern, really.

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInt … cruits.pdf

Jess wrote:

Awww, come on we need standards otherwise there’d be far too many children born with stripey jumpers on and tracksuits tucked into thier socks!

*the sad realisation dawns*

Oh well! lets get pissed

@Gav what the fuck’s a spaff!!

Well sometimes men’s beer isn’t as nice tasting as other men’s, those kind of standards are ok.

It’s the silly “ooh, I can’t do the exchange of boobies for beer until we have spent exactly 5 hours, and 2 minutes in each other’s company” standards.

Spaff is love custard. And an amazing word.

Hooch’s mum wrote:

That was post 22222 :) That should have been a speech post … oh well. Maybe on 23456.

I’m glad you like the teapot, you can have it. Dan is getting me a fluorescent one :)

I feel like I should go back and edit it to make it something meaningful. However being such a newbie I don’t feel in the right position to…

Any ideas?

Oh, and have another teapot

http://www.pussyhomeboutique.co.uk/acatalog/p_more-tea-vicar.jpg

Hello all!

I feel very welcomed.

realityfuck wrote:

http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

That is *the* most annoying thing in the world.

I feel quite angry now.

Hooch’s mum wrote:

In real life I would really really love a fluorescent teapot :) Our current one is shaped like a sort of upright shark and has a matching jug, but a fluorescent one would double as a lamp and be ideal for midnight feasts! :D

Teapots are wonderful

I want this one:
http://www.pussyhomeboutique.co.uk/acatalog/p_little-teapot.jpg

Ahhh that’s so awesome! Now you just need some crayons.

What camera is it?

Nice kit as well.

:D

Sadly enough I am actually grinning that much…

Divers wrote:

LOL:D

I would give you comedy points for the use of the word sperm alone…highly under used these days:D

@DAN shes right though..sort of how i have a 8 year old:)

It be a fantastic word. Although the euphamisms are better, valentine’s day porridge, population paste etc

All relationships should be based on the booby-beer theory, however women tend to complicate things with all sorts of silly rules, and standards.

Divers wrote:

I’m 26 and i think this still applies now;) just in a more grown up situation.

Course, it’s a timeless equation.

Girls have boobies, men have beer. Girls want beer.

But at this stage, you can replace the beer with money, dinner, or sperm.