Wall of Mouths

… and despite my not so generous offer, so does my bank account :mad:

Bloody hell - I missed all the best wombles! Happy Birthday everybody :) X

Merry Gavmas and a Happy Pig’s ear :) x

Do some voluntary work and ask if you can help out with management tasks whilst you’re at it

hoochalobster wrote:

I prefer my PC, as it’s all big and the (not so) ‘new’ twitter.com is very easy to navigate. On my phone I’m using Twitter for BlackBerry 1.1 - it keeps telling me to upgrade but the newer version has piss poor reviews so I’m avoiding it. A lot of my iPhone loving friends seem to approve of Tweetdeck :)

I’m sorry honey but I have to disown you :p

Happy Birthday Pipsqueak, I got you some long trousers X

Chr1s i thought you were scottish? You forgot the bit at the end where you throw it in the deep fat fryer …

Maybe there’s money to be made in the crowd and toe transplant industry? There’s usually a silver lining :)

Happy Birthday Claire X

Nobody wants to be part of that crowd, they’re what’s left over after all the leftovers have formed their own crowd and left.

*fails to reach ankles. Puts feet in handbag instead*

What are you all doing behind the sofa?! With my FEET!! :o

i haven’t seen my feet! :’(

*tries to untangle knickers from shoelaces*

It’s a terrible thing to be dyspraxic and morbidly obese…

I think my moustache is rather fetching …

I was not - I’m perfectly capable of tying my own knickers thank you very much! :mad:

Since You Been Gone - Rainbow

deadsetgav wrote:

I look at this burka/slogan thing and its got webstore written all over it (not literally).

I’ll crunch some numbers to see if we’d see a prophet?

Allah have a look too.

I have. Could you please tie my shoelaces?

lol :D

You’re getting back on form Gav, have you been at the pies? ;)

Love is in the Air - John Paul Young

Welcome back!- hope everything is good and the band is still going?

Diamonds are Forever - Shirley Bassey

Aww cheers buddy :)

lolol :D

I think I have to have that made into a T-shirt, but it would look better on a burka.

*Pulls Gav out of Dan’s crack*

That’s not the kind of behaviour one expects from one’s deity…

Thanks folks :)

*nibbles discretely on paper waffles so as not to have to share *

Happy Birthday Gimme :)

*puts throw over Amy Winehouse to keep Mr Bomb off her shoes*

Hello Mr Bomb :)

mmmm waffles and donkey pate, just what the doctor ordered :) Well not exactly what the doctor ordered, that was more along the lines of “stop pestering me or I will get a restraining order”, but near enough :)

Gav, the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that funniness is directly related to how unfit you are…