Wall of Mouths

*sings* on de left hand side parce de dutchie on de left hand side me say me…

Dennis, you’ve stopped biddlying! :mad:

*passes de dutchie*

Welcome to the WoM Angela :)

hoochalobster wrote:

I preferred it when she at least had the cape to protect her modesty…

LOL :D

*hands Marja a couple of pints of marghuerita and a copy of ‘the Rough Guide to Virtual Busking’*

*puts ear plugs in*

Caqtain wrote:

do I have to start misspelling words like color (colour) ? @marja: you know that song? ha!

Everyone knows that song, but only Marja is a drunken karaoke diva :)

We don’t care about spelling on here, but we do like to see a stiff upper lip - and if you start doing all that weird “analyse yourself to death in 12 simple payment methods” stuff then we will give you a jolly good thrashing! :mad:

Ooh Beeston eh? I worked in Beeston for a couple of years.

@ non Leeds WoMbles - It’s not just the place where all those home grown terrorists lived. Normal people live there too*

*eyes Ruth’s rucksack warily and steps back a bit*

*sees Rene*

*swoons*

:p

Hello Ruth :) I’m Hooch’s mum, for my sins. It would seem that in a previous life I was a serial killer or a politician or something :(

Give him a chance, he’s only just about to kiss her …

*trains binoculars on super-suave Rene and the beautiful mrs Dennis as they gaze into one anothers eyes over the candle lit table*

LOL :D!!

*Tries to imagine a woman refusing an invitation to dinner from Rene*

*fails abysmally*

Yes that should do it :)

I had it down as a kind of mildly irritated speechlessness :) It is very cute though.

RENE!!!!!!! Can you make Dennis mad, please? :)

lol - that’s too cute! :D

Welcome to the WoM Mike :)

What’s with the Americanisms Dennis dude? .. You can welcome people to the WoM without sucking up to them and weirding them out :p

Damn you Gav! I was going to say “and is that your daddy in the front” too :D

@Teethgrinder - I told you you needed a fixed thread for new members so they would find it more easily. Didn’t I didn’t I? And you remember what happened last time you ignored me, don’t you? Yes. Exactly.

Welcome, Soulhunter :)

it’s a tiny little tramp :)

You’ve frightened him now! :mad:

Luckily he sent me a private message instead, so he doesn’t have to read all your nonsense :o

Now give me all those £2.80s you’ve been taking off people. I’ll donate it to the ‘encourage a newbie fund’, which, coincidentally, I keep in the same jar as my booze and fags fund …

Hello Borutrampet! I just thought i would say hello, because you have been a member for quite a while and you log in quite often, but have only posted twice. You don’t have to post, of course - but if you are just a bit shy then why not make the leap and tell us a bit about yourself? :)

If you don’t want to say hello then I’m sorry if I embarrassed you and I promise not to do it again! :)

hoochalobster wrote:

lol@mum, I might make you an update with their ‘gentler’ material. I bet you’d really like Long Distance, for example.

Maybe so. But actually I haven’t heard you play anything I don’t like by T? except for ‘knives’ which I think is a godawful and entirely inexplicable cacophony of horror.

lol :D

Tis true. In fact, I listen to the accoustic stuff quite a lot, but that’s it really. Sometimes i just put ‘misery’ on repeat for a few days until I feel a bit better :)

Welcome to the WoM :) I’d copy you some of my compilation CDs but they get a bit funny about that round here …

:eek:

You’ve drunk all my serum!!! I knew your greed would be your downfall!!

Well you will have to put everything back to rights. What are you going to do to encourage newbies to sign up to the WoM and become frequent posters? :mad:

Which of course they will be able to, because I have invented a speech restoring truth serum! :)

Well when the newbies turn up we shall see what they have to say, won’t we? If they can still speak after their traumas.

For F**ks sake d - how many times!! It’s in the bl**dy guidelines! “Do not take newbies into your room, and for f**ks sake don’t experiment on them” [The Boy Scouts v WoM - 2002]

No it’s not bullshit - that’s very expensive. It’s an artificial scent that just happens to smell like shit.

I don’t know - I hope not. There were loads of newbies over the last couple of months and I’m not sure any of them have posted.

That’s disgusting. Brocolli is far too delicious to be put in a sandwich. You should put it on top of a vol-au-vent instead. Very tasty and it also makes you appear sopisticated.

Thank f**ck for that, we can stop now :)

*Puts czech back in the envelope and returns to sender*

*Literally. Not in the style of Elvis Presley*

I accidentally ended up on czechsincheckscheckcheques. It was very boring, all about finance in Eastern European restaurants :rolleyes:

I will check out checkczechscheckckeckinchequesmate.com when he checks in, after I check if czechs check in on checkoutczechs.com :)

I’m not sure about that. He seems a bit paranoid and he’s started taking his gun to the toilet with him and looking over his shoulder all the time. Maybe I should send him back to America, he’d fit in really well there …

Oh bugger. I thought it was a lot of money for a bit of tat from Hong Kong :(