Wall of Mouths

Oh bugger. I thought it was a lot of money for a bit of tat from Hong Kong :(

Thank you Dubh, the czech arrived this morning. He was rambling on in broken English about being lonely so I’ve got him a ‘check mate’, which is a bit like a Paper Mate but more final. Rather annoyingly I had to order it from America and it cost $649 trillzillion dollars :mad:

Welcome to the WoM, ex lurker. I hope you will be very happy here. It is traditional for all new members to give me a £20 note :)

Hello Katie, and Welcome to the WoM. Don’t listen to anybody else - Gracious Me is free to all female WoMbles. If you need to know anything about Therapy? or the message boards just ask Teethgrinder or Hooch. If you need to know anything else just ask me, and take everything anyone else says with a pinch of salt! :D

*clips Dennis round the ear and retrieves purse. And Teethgrinder’s chequebook. And a picture of Chr1s’s mum getting the milk in*

Honestly! :rolleyes:

Fettgreven wrote:

Thats the place alright. I like it. It´s got a small-town feel to it without being too small.

Just like the WoM :)

Welcome!

hoochalobster wrote:

occassionally

:rolleyes:

Welcome Bido :)

Well that serves you right for prematurely rendering services. You should learn to think before you sign forms! :rolleyes:

*stuffs AS’s contract back in the safe*

cheeky b@*$%^d!!! :mad:

*stops the Auto Surgeon’s pocket money*

I just had a look and there are loads of people my age!! :D

*starts packing*

Welcome, SM!

What is this other board where people get uppity? Will you post a link? Then I’ll decide whether you should attempt to avoid me or not! :)

I’m not sure. Ask me again and see if I punch you on the nose! ;)

Old enough to know better, which you are obviously not! :mad:

*clips 30 secs max round the ear*

Sorry. Bit tipsy - and I clearly listen to too much radio 4. Obviously what I meant was

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[quote]yes they are mrs h, but lets face it it aint gonna happen. unwashed girls with hairy armpits are socially unacceptable in this country [/unquote]

Even when they are more elderly? :(

*goes to get a wash and find some rusty razorblades*

Heysatan wrote:

I spend the odd day a week working out of Leyland, erghhh, Leyland. *shudders*

lol - I must be knackered - i read that as ‘I spend one day a week working out at legoland’ :D

edit: Sorry! welcome DC71

Welcome to WoM :)

french headbanger wrote:

I’m not a memeber of andy’s family. I’ d like to, butIt couldn’t be possible, cause I’m french !

I think the English are allowed to marry the french these days :)

Are you male or female, andy’s cousin? :)

*books church*

andys gibson sg wrote:

Ahh, its good to be home.

I don’t know, I just kept on hearing “Remember you’re a womble…”

:p

You should have taken the headphones off :)

Hello and welcome!!

*goes away to look up kaznia on Google Earth in case this is someone taking the mick*

Sounds like a great place! :D

http://www.answers.com/topic/kasnia

Welcome! I don’t know the first thing about Therapy? I just come on here because T? fans are so adorable :)

But I’m sure somebody will be along to answer your questions any minute now :)

Please remember that when he says all he means you and him! ;)

So was it Bettie, or what?

No you wouldn’t, you’d freeze to death!

*wonders if Shetland is in the Shetlands*

welcome 3sm :)

You’ll fit in so well here (provided you cut out all the geeky crap!) :p

Welcome :)

Welcome - erm r2d2 :)

day wrote:

sorry its a long introduction thats my ramble over

dave

And all one sentence, too! :p

Welcome to the WoM. Obey me in all things and you will be a happy womble! ;)

More to the point, what is he/she up to now? :)

That’s only part of it!

this is the main bit! :S

Totally nuts the lot of them!! :rolleyes:

Welcome to the WoM :)

I voted that you are an asshole, because you are :)