Wall of Mouths

“Be as goos a friend to him as you can, as in listen to his problems etc ”

Should read:

“tell him to stop harrassing you whilst you’re busy trying to do his job and get some real mates to moan at”

Apart from that you were doing ok :p

Happy birthday, my little chicken mcflurry :)

I’ll find you an appropriate gift later on. As soon as you get a job … What were you THINKING????

*rams Dennis’s teeth up Gav’s arse and then shoves them back in his mouth*

Hello children :p

I will tell you now that for all the cliches and bollocks that everyone spouts there is absolutely nothing ever no way no how absolutely under any circumstances whatsoever would I ever want to ever go back to being under 40. Seriously. I’d love the kids to go back to being babies for a little while and I wouldn’t mind losing the bad back, but other than that I wouldn’t consider it for a second. I love being the age I am, and I’ve never been happier :)

One day you’ll all agree with me, but I’ll be dead by then :(

He’s not his friend though - he’s just got saddled with him at work…

I have no idea what to say to that, on the grounds that whatever I say is going to sound really bad!

http://www.therapyquestionmark.co.uk/wallofmouths/discussions/7525/offset/29370

two stepping? Isn’t that like ballroom dancing? What the hell were you drinking?????

That’s disgraceful. In spite of my liberal views I believe that tattooists should be shot dead for tattoing children.

And also is that your bedroom? The orange wall is exactly the same colour as my kitchen ceiling. You clearly have impeccable taste.

You know perfectly well she doesn’t :rolleyes:

@Tubthumper - couldn’t you have just bought a corset off ebay instead of getting rid of all your clothes? :)

Aww I missed Hanne’s birthday :( Luckily I am almost certain she will have forgotten the whole thing by now :)

nooo!!! Stay tattoo free! My bloke is covered in them and I have learned to live with it, but normal skin is so much lovelier than tattoos or scar tissue.

I think it’s too late for d. The horse of doom has clearly won the fathoming battle. We need to arrange a bloody funeral now!! :mad:

*decides to leave all the Happy Birthday balloons up anyway*

I would normally agree with Gav, but to be honest if he is having DTs at work then his alcohol problem is already out of control. I think the guy is going to end up getting sacked whatever you do.

I’m pretty sure that floor length is more than a yard, but less than a fathom. Which probably explains why you can’t fathom it.I don’t think you should try and get your head around it though - that way is almost certainly riddled with peril.

Morning Gav :)

deadsetgav wrote:

I read that you can be fined up to £2,500 for offending a Catholic…

I suggest you just bend over and say yes…

tut tut tut …

Ok - have some comedy points, but you are on probation ;)

Divers wrote:

and why the fuck are people flying from fucking europe to see him.. get on a train to Rome you daft c**ts

LOL :D

:p

I’m pretty sure you are right that I wasn’t taught it at school, but I just assumed that was because I never turned up! I am interested, but we should give this thread back to the baby now and finish it elsewhere :)

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/latin/advanced/lesson02/default.htm

Turns out the french use it, but it is part of advanced latin … Now to get back on topic, what subjects do we think Orinoco should opt for in year 9?

This is harder than maths :(

I’ve never tried to get a pint out of a cat, and frankly I’m shocked …

deadsetgav wrote:

I had a dream earlier in the week that I had to register the baby’s name… and when it came to filling in the form I couldn’t remember what we had agreed… so I wrote down the first thing that came to mind.

I woke myself (& jess) up at half 5 in the morning laughing because I had named my first child ‘Magic Venison’

I’ve only just read that! I think waking up laughing is horrible, because the shock just makes me laugh even more and I always end up truly hysterical.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that that is really sweet - it’s obviously a play on words and you wanted to call it ‘dear’ :)

@Sam - so what is the third form of the verb?

And pluperfect bloody well does exist, I remember it from school. Although now I come to think of it it is possible I remember it from French lessons.

So what is past perfect? and pluperfect? and how many conditional’s are there?

*bungs Sammy a few squid*

“16 empty barrels of beer”, eh? How can they be empty barrels and be barrels of beer at the same time? I can’t believe a single word you say :mad:

*looks suspiciously at Gimme’s floor-length horse skin coat*

Happy Birthday Opal Mantra :)

That’s really disgusting. i have just thought about it and it has occurred to me that this ancient monitor I’m looking at has NEVER been cleaned :S

Happy Birthday Fuzzeh :)

There we go then, that’s that sorted.

*gives Gimme 10 bob*

Will you nip and get some stuffing for this swan, a cake. 20 loaves of bread and stuff to put in them, 16 barrels of beer and a horse?

Ta :)

I’m not spoiling anything I’m just interested. So why 3rd? Is it because it has 3 distinct parts to it, or because it is sort of abstracted away from an ordinary condition by 2 levels of weirdness - like chinese whispers?

You can tell me tomorrow if you like - I’m off to see Babar Luck now :)

*waves at Orinoco Danger Lobster*

*waves lobster at Orinoco*

*throws lobster at waves and removes Orinoco from danger*

What exactly is that tense, Sam? It’s a sort of weirdy past future conditional thing that I can’t figure out. And what does “pluperfect” mean?

@Gav and Jess - this isn’t off topic, you will need to know all this soon when number one son and baby Jane Doe are doing their SATS :S