Wall of Mouths

“welcomes Mr Bomb home instead*

IT’S WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Damn your eyes. I have to kill you now! :p

AND they look like ghosts …

ok - i’ll let you off with stale piss, but rotting flesh is alnost always heroin addicts - when they inject too long into the same place it ulcerates and it stinks to high heaven.

:p

*wets self*

*eats boiled sweet*

*blushes*

I wouldn’t put it past you :p

I tried your earlier link, Sammy, and I got a message saying my default country was Germany and now it won’t let me look at anything :mad:

deadsetgav wrote:

Its the stink of rotting flesh and stale piss that will get you first

You’re thinking of Heroin addicts, Gav…

I don’t think you can tell at that age …

ATTENTION LADIES

You all thought you knew what cute meant, but have you ever seen a 3 week old pygmy hippopotamus before?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QeA6aaGc_yk

Anyone who is any doubt whatsoever as to what I might like for Christmas, take this as a hint :)

(I mean for a gift, not for dinner :))

I wouldn’t trust viirkokka with a spoon.

Maybe you’ll find this a bit more interesting?

chr1s is old enough to be Viirkokka’s dad!!

Actually they are all really short-term. Try ringing up instead, you never know …

Ah, I see!

Try this, mr Unknown

https://jobs.bbc.co.uk/fe/tpl_bbc03.asp?newms=info6

What exactly does an internship involve? Is it like a placement? If so the BBC do loads of them based all over the country.

LOL :D

That’s brilliant. I especially liked it because he sounds exactly like one of my slave boys at work :)

hoochalobster wrote:

Is this unfair dismissal?

It’s a weird one, because if the guy hadn’t illegally recorded her then she wouldn’t have been caught, but I imagine that she’s been sacked for causing embarrassment to the BBC - which is legitimate if it’s in her contract.

She deserved it anyway, ignorant bitch - I’d have sacked her for sure.

ooooohhhhh bitchy!!! :p

Beefgrinder wrote:

Yep, it used to tell him to kill people too. :D

LMAO :D

You can’t have either - I’ve already bought you Pete Burns’ Top Tips For Transvestites :)

I think stubble looks great, but it’s also really scratchy. Therefore, stubbly guys are just for looking at.

@Dennis - remember what we talked about? You should use Veet, or get them waxed.

Jaya the Cat last Wednesday. How f**king awesome punk rock can be! :D Especially with that reggae/ska thing going on. Brilliant gig.

Beefgrinder wrote:

My mate had a stuck pixel on his brand new telly that only he could see

:D Genius!!

*welcomes divers home*

*realises how not capitalising divers has made me look a bit cheap, to say the least*

deadsetgav wrote:

Remember, however, I cannot honor your Comet guarantee…

lol :D

Incidentally I thought Anchorman was a pile of shite - I had to turn it off halfway through. i thought Dodgeball was shite too. I loved ‘Men With brooms’, but that’s Canadian.

Probably so. I’m beginning to wish I hadn’t made quite such a large impact into the declining North Atlantic Cod stocks though. Fuck knows what I’ve been eating :S

*scratches head*

*scratches other head*

lol

True, but it was the US who lost the missile and then lied about it - I forgot to mention it.

Shit sorry!! I’m still pre-op …

*waves*

So you not only drink the double vodka and cack, but you don’t actually like it?