Wall of Mouths

Not really, it was staring him in the face! :p

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It’s just taken me 6 hours <- See that? 6 FUCKING HOURS to produce a set of 3 DVDs and the bleeding audio is all over the place and doesn’t match the video at all!! They’re needed this week so I have to do the whole lot again tomorrow :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

:p

Gladiator’s balls? I hope you mean those plastic things that they run around in! …

They just turned me into a psychotic couch potato.

Now I stick to the more traditional forms of fungus.

Like athlete’s foot :(

My ex’s cousin once opened a packet of beefburgers, and the first one he took out had a whole retina stuck to the top of it. :S

:(

That’s sick.

:D It’s a lovely idea, but Netto is a shop. A very very cheap shop.

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You blame syphillis?

I think Marks and Spencer’s ‘poncy fungi selection’ is acceptable, but I prefer Sainsbury’s ‘Exotic Mushroom Platter’. Other possible alternatives are Safeways ‘I can’t believe they’re not mushrooms’ or Somerfield’s ‘Mushroom sticks’ or Netto’s ‘Mould flavoured lumps’ :)

You have mail :)

http://www.tollerton.net/

Delightful. Please feel free to check the ‘useful facts’… a fasinating tour of a whole set of webpages, just to find out that in Tollerton the bins are emptied on Thursdays. Or ‘Thurs’ to be more precise :mad:

Have you looked at the other pages, I have just been quietly shaking with laughter at my desk reading some of the text …

“IT WAS A KISS!
HOW STRONG THAT HORPINA IS!
SHE BEAT ME SO ON THE FACE, THAT SOUP WENT OUT FROM MY NOSE!”

:D

“HOPE HAS GONE, THE BOTTLE WAS BROKEN, AND HORILKA (vodka)
HAS TOTALLY POURED OUT, AND THERE WAS SUCH A DESIRE TO HAVE
A DRINK, BUT THERE WAS NO LUCK, SUCH IS MY UNHAPPY LIFE!”

Who the hell would you send it to? It’s a POSTCARD for crying out loud!! :D

It’ll be thursday, now luv …

Never mind… Maybe they will take you back to Wallaby World afterwards :)

Maybe this will cheer you up! :)

Sorry! I tried to link to the cucumber one at the bottom. The rest of them all seem to feature battered wives, and I really didn’t mean to suggest that that would cheer you up!!! :eek:

For everything???

deadsetgav wrote:

They wriggle pretty hard so its tough to be acurate - just grab a hold and start-a-squeezin!

You’re disgusting Gav. You know perfectly well you wouldn’t hurt a fly, so why would you say such horrible stuff? :(

Are you going to take some pics later? If so I’ll send you some resizing instructions!! :)

I think in parts of the middle east it’s still about 1580 or something isn’t it?

I really don’t think Al Quaeda chose that day for anything other than their own reasons. The American media, however, must have been over the moon when they cottoned on to the handy ‘911’ connection. I’m surprised nobody has written a memorial jingle :rolleyes:

@ Dennis - Mine might not have been a popular view, but you could have at least made some effort to deny it!! :p

@ Chr1s - Are you absolutely certain it was a dream?

Congratulations! :D

It took a while, but I got there in the end! :rolleyes:

You forgot your hat …

;)

post op :)

Good … erm … mornig Chr1s :)

Dennis wrote:

Make of THAT what you will. I don’t even live in a fucking flat :(

It’s obviously a dream about your overly amorous mother-in-law. You feel humiliated and vulnerable and yet strangely excited at the prospect of ‘freebies’ :D

I’ve just noticed that this isn’t the cheeseburger thread, it’s the bread thread!

Do you fancy a cob?

lmao :D

bless :)

Although it was indeed ‘a lass’

GOOD MORNING FOLKS!!!!!! :D

@D - if any gas starts coming out we will have to hermetically seal him, but for now let’s just not worry about it :)

@Dennis - You should by now have received an email from a colleague of mine. Please don’t ask why, as I have no idea.

Last night I dreamt my daughter (not Hooch) had a baby and she gave it to me because she didn’t want it, and it was just a tiny fragile little newborn thing but I didn’t have any nappies or milk or anything to give it. I was quite upset when I woke up :(

:D

Oh joy of joys - I am enlightened! I can now completely fail to appreciate the finer points of the Rustler’s Microwaveable Cheeseburger without ever having to force my mouth to suffer its presence. Thank you, everybody!

Then you are clearly insane, as they are disgusting and slimy and foul. Unless you are just planning on having a fairy princess party for a few friends and you needed something to sit on? :)