Wall of Mouths

*waves at Gav*

*nibbles at Oates’ sock*

lol :D

yes :(

Is it true that you live near ‘Gulliver Land’?

Divers wrote:

i had already seen my mistake..sorry

Don’t be sorry :) I just thought it was funny that you spelt it as though they were teasing you! :D

Hanne! For god’s sake girl, that’s not soup!! I was boiling Oates’ socks …

I think you mean ‘Maltesers’ :D

*counts cash that Divers paid up to not mention what i saw him doing to D*

Taunty Dan wrote:

*opens cupboard to reveal stack of still beating and bloody hearts*

That’s amazing. Stackable eh? :)

I thought D had copped off with Igor …

*looks suspiciously at Dan’s smile*

What did it win? The donkey derby?

:p

Get down, Mr Bomb. You’re making a fool of yourself!

Good morning grandchildren :)

@ AG_sg If your job is really making you depressed and ill then go to the doctor and get signed off for a couple of weeks. It can’t do any harm, and will give you a chance to think about what you want to do.

If you think you are being badly treated then get yourself some good advice from the CAB or somewhere. I believe that everyone is legally entitled to a proper break every 4 hours for a start!

Good luck :)

Did you not get it then? :(

The job, not the bread …

I’m a meat eater too, but I am always very careful about what meat I buy. I can, and most probably will, give up meat, but i can never give up fish because I don’t think it’s cruel and it’s my favourite food.

Vegetarians never say they eat chicken or fish, because, as you so rightly say, those people are not vegetarians. They are just fussy meat-eaters.

Taunty Dan wrote:

:rolleyes: how many more fucking times, D?? That man with the ferrett and unusual scent that sits outside the Co-op is NOT a therapist! STOP GIVING HIM OUR MONEY!! :mad:

OY!! What do you mean ‘ferret’? :mad: I play a vital role in the rehabilitation of the unhinged! :p

Don’t worry about that - they probably just haven’t employed anybody to take it down yet :)

Citizen Erased wrote:

Think that fish have more unpleasant deaths than humanely slaughtered animals therefore think that not eating meat but eating fish on ethical grounds is a bit morally suspect.

I don’t really think being bopped on the head or suffocated is significantly more horrendous than being chewed up by a seal or swallowed whole by a bigger fish though, is it?

And, as I might have said earlier I do think that the humane slaughter is the least of the issues - it’s the lifetime of torture and cruelty between birth and death that’s unforgivable …

I wouldn’t eat a squid or a lobster either, I think they look disgusting. I’d be as likely to eat a plate of spiders as a plate of crustaceans! :D

Well it is stuck on. It’s just not stuck on the door :) You didn’t really expect me to put a picture of a madman decapitating a kitten on the door did you?

Of course it is! It’s on the bottom to stop the floor getting scratched, and very useful it is too :)

I didn’t want to hurt your feelings - but if you want me to be honest I didn’t really like the glow-in-the-dark gnome table lamp or the genuine giraffe’s leg coatstand either :(

No, I was whispering :)

I’ve got one somewhere. It’s called Dick and it was a gift. I got it out of the box once, and then bunged it in a cupboard somewhere because they’re not really the sort of thing you can give to the charity shop, are they?

Coffee!! Who gave you that? It’s disgraceful - you’re nowt but a bairn! :eek:

Mekhet wrote:

Must be a bit out of it…First read the post as favourite dictators…

You don’t get better than this :)

Caffeinebomb come home, all is forgiven!

Well. Once upon a time in Africa there lived some dutch settlers. They resented the colonial policy of Joseph Chamberlain and Alfred Milner which they feared would deprive the Transvaal of its independence.

After receiving military equipment from Germany, the Dutch settlers (known as the Boers) had a series of successes on the borders of Cape Colony and Natal between October 1899 and January 1900. Although they only had 88,000 soldiers, they were able to successfully besiege the British garrisons at Ladysmith, Mafeking and Kimberley.

Army reinforcements arrived in South Africa in 1900 and counter-offences relieved the garrisons and enabled the British to take control of the Boer capital, Pretoria, on 5th June. For the next two years groups of Boer commandos raided isolated British units in South Africa. Lord Kitchener, the Chief of Staff in South Africa, reacted to this by destroying Boer farms and moving civilians into concentration camps.

The British action in South Africa was strongly opposed by many leading Liberal politicians and most of the Independent Labour Party as an example of the worst excesses of imperialism.

The War ended with the signing of the Treaty of Vereeniging in May 1902. The peace settlement brought to an end the Transvaal and the Orange Free State as Boer republics. However, the British granted the Boers £3 million for restocking and repairing farm lands and promised eventual self-government. This was granted in 1907. :)

And now it’s time for your nap, Sammikins :)

Because it’s not as easy as it looks. Although you obviously don’t agree! :p

I think you are confusing ‘sleep’ and ‘Norway’ again, D :)

In case anyone is interested the Internet is 15 today! :) I just heard it on the radio …

Having said that I first went on the World Wide Web back in 1989, when all it did was link universities together. It was called Janet and was hideously unfriendly and mind-numbingly dull.

Like this post :)

I think he means ‘minced’ :D

Well done and good luck WP!

You don’t get better than this :)