Wall of Mouths

lol :D Maybe you tore of your T-shirt sleeve to use as a protective cover for your shoeless foot, and then didn’t notice when it fell off? Alternatively you might have caught it on a branch and just dangled there for hours until it fell off. Such possibilities … Is your brain better yet? :)

I really like Ouzo …

Citizen Erased wrote:

Lesbian-lesbian or Playboy bi-curious lesbian?

I don’t know - I was asking you?

@Igor - But if you travelled further to get to the supermarket just think how much time you could save getting out!

Actually it’s only the fruit and veg bit I hate - I think the rest of it is pretty good …

The brown! The white would make your bum look big …

And on that note I must be off. Work in the morning - although I have finally realised that working will never make me rich :(

*waves*

I think the phallus would be ok, but you should wear it round your neck this time, instead of under your robes. When I told you it went on a thong I meant one of those thin leather cords …

No!! Just make sure you turn up in a wheelchair and tell her your wife left you and took the kids because she couldn’t bear to watch you suffer, and stuff like that. It wouldn’t hurt to tell her you were loaded either, so she doesn’t think you’re after her cash :)

edit: It would be a sod if she copped off with the ghost of your leg instead though :(

Oh yes, I remember. I think it’s the way the guy is suggestively hitching up his shorts that made it look completely different…

A lot of men wear robes these days, perhaps you could try some kimonos?

*has sense of deja vu*

Oh. Sorry then - I don’t think you’d have a ghost of a chance. I was kind of assuming there’d be a degree of pity involved … ;)

Then something like this, perhaps?

Maybe. As long as the ghost of your leg didn’t start flapping round and wailing and clanking chains and stuff …

I’m sorry - don’t be upset, it’s just you need to try and wear stuff that goes with your image …

Why not try something like this?

If there were such a thing as ghosts and you had to have your leg amputated could there be a ghost of your leg?

It’s not the corduroy that’s the problem, it’s just that the lemon yellow doesn’t suit you and the embroidery doesn’t do anything for you either …

I’m always f**king kind! :mad:

*kicks D in the shin*

Well I’m damn sure I don’t like your flares :mad:

Citizen Erased wrote:

The storey my unmarried and rather hot maths teacher told me in sixth form (I really should have, or at least tried!)

No you shouldn’t. You could have got him sacked! :p

I hope they put their semtex out of harms way first …

Isn’t she a lesbian?

No it bloody well wouldn’t! :mad:

She’s not festering! She’s taken the orphans on holiday.

Do you mean copydex? The stuff you use to glue your clothes back together when you can’t be arsed to sew them? I’m not sure I like your tone …

No - you’re thinking of Hooch’s Mum …

I can’t remember if we ever got round to having a funeral service for Oates :(

@ Ci? - It tasted like sugar, but much much sweeter. That was it - there was no other taste … :(

@ Gav - fuck off!! :p

I’m not a big fan of ciabattas - they taste funny and there’s too many airholes. They look like they should taste like bagels, but it’s a trick :(

I truly believe I’m going to be reincarnated as a millionnaire :D

and I really am going now, but not to die :)

*waves*

No-one has posted on GM for 6 hours! :(

Anyway I’m off again!

*waves*

Force of habit?

Weird! I watched that very episode a couple of days back, having only ever seen one episode before. I just thought it sounded awful, I didn’t know it was a real show …

mr self destruct wrote:

I think ghosts could exist as some kind of essence burnt into the fabric of time blah blah blah, but not as beings who have any soul or consciousness.

I would love to see a ghost though.

When you get back you should go to Skipton. The little street that has ‘The Woolly Sheep’ in it is supposed to be the most haunted street in Britain. And I have to say the staircase in the woolly Sheep gives me the creeps! :(

I went to Mary King’s Close in Edinburgh a couple of years back. that was quite creepy and is supposed to be haunted by loads of plague victims.

I’ll have to trust you on that - it sounds dire. I don’t mind musicals as long as the songs are good and don’t detract from the story. My favourite is Jesus Christ Superstar :)

Graeme55? wrote:

i forgot to tell you all where im going, im off to,,,,,wait for it…york.

Why on earth would you want to go to York on holiday? I know the museums are pretty good, but you will be bored shitless by day 2!!

:D