Wall of Mouths

Bongo Fury wrote:

Anyhow.. It’s an ‘piece/essay/eulogy’ for my dutch lessons. Since I am not very fluent in dutch, i wrote it in english first.. then I “tried” to translate.

I thought it was a poem really! But it also sounds a lot like every I Ching I ever threw :(

That would be ideal! It would be a green alternative to the bus service :)

And stage 2 …

Sorry about the 2 stage 1’s - god knows what happened there!

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Da daaaaa :D

Stage 1

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Da daaaaa :D

Stage 1

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@ Tinne - ok they’ve arrived now, but they’re taking forever to download!!

Cuchulain wrote:

But to get back on topic :

LOUIS WALSH… AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

That felt so good :)

oops! I forgot to tell you all - it was in the paper this morning that Russell Brand has been voted GQ magazine’s “Most Stylish Man of the Year” … :D

erm - no carrot cake as such, but I do have this …

*produces huge pile of carrot surprise for Sam* :)

Tinne, where have they been sent? I haven’t got them! :(

Well it IS very fetching…

No - you’ll have to wait until Christmas, but you can wear your tutu and I will get you some nice new tights with sparkly bits on :)

White Psycho wrote:

long-term, why that young whipper snapper’s only been here 5 minutes!

Yes, but it’s a matter of principle …

You are still officially the loveliest of Wombles, but you will have to wait until Christmas to get the Gracious Me fairy princess award :)

Now Sammikins, I baked this cake, or you can have cheesecake or chocolate muffins or doughnuts if you prefer? :)

Tinne - Just let me know when you’ve sent them! :)

Hello Sammikins :)

*lays the table and warms the tea pot*

*falls upon Dennis and hugs him into a coma*

He lives in Gosport. It sounds like the seaside …

@ Sam - Hot and wet :S

@ Chr1s - Well said! It IS nonsense :) No way will they get planning permission! Could you get that orphan down, it will get dry rot up there…

@ Marja - what have you got? You can email it to me if you like and I’ll do it for you :)

@ WP - I have some tinsel you can borrow :) I mean Yes!! Help me save the thread!!!! :)

@ Divers - There’s ‘busy’ and then there’s defecting to myspace … It’s not about funnyness it’s about commitment, devotion and loyalty.

*gives Chr1s an award for long-term devotion and loyalty*

:D

Don’t you think it would be more sensible to ask the lady wombles? :)

Ask her in public, down on one knee - all the works. That way she will know you are completely besotted with her, everyone else will know you are completely besotted with her and she will definitely say yes :)

Unless she’s not actually your girlfriend? If she’s just some random woman you’ve been stalking you’d probably best not ask just yet … :)

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That can’t happen - that’s just sick … :(

*Opens Hanne’s cupboard and frees the orphans*

*breaks down sobbing*

But what if the new owners don’t care for it like we have? :(

*falls through floorboards and climbs back in through broken window*

andys gibson sg wrote:

Didn’t get the job in the end - how shit. :mad:

Sorry to hear that :(

You will find something soon I’m sure. If not, you could invest in a donkey. I took my granddaughter to the beach a few weeks ago and had to pay £2 for her to ride a heavily pregnant donkey about 50 feet! It took almost 2 minutes for the round trip - which, according to my calculations means the guy was taking up to £60.00 per hour …

*starts decorating, ready to put GM on the market*

:(

It’s lonely here now. I’ve decided to go into residential care on the 100% Therapy Forum :(

I think that as the Lake District is arguably the most beautiful place in the world, we should herd the Cumbrians down to the West Midlands where they will fit in and feel at home amongst their own kind.

Then we can have Cumbria for ourselves :)

There’s supposed to be a big party in Trafalgar Square when she dies, isn’t there?

I can’t abide her but I have no time for witch hunts either. The past is past, and most people I know look back and say they quite liked not having a job for 10 years! ;)

motherh666 wrote:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/hippo.html

but alas…

I have a lump in my throat and my eyes sting :(

I’m sure they are. I hope you feel better for getting it off your chest :)

deadsetgav wrote:

Are you the Durham sasquach?

lol :D

@ Caffeinebomb - They say that if the room fills up with an unusual smell that doesn’t have any obvious cause then it signifies the presence of ghosts. It is probably all your dead relatives watching you with a mixture of abject horror and no small amount of embarrassment :)

lol - They’re called Tubman because their parents couldn’t spell Tudnam, I bet! :D

Cheers, I get it now :)

Alright Mr Tudnam - if you say so! :p

I’ve never been to Whitehaven, but I thought it was in Wales so it’s probably just as well I never tried! :D

Did anyone see Austin Stevens nearly get his arm ripped off by a replicator python on Channel 5 on Sunday night? Brilliant TV! :D

I would like to join death race at this late stage if that’s ok?

Here’s my list:

1. Austin Stevens
2. David Blaine
3. Pete Doherty
4. Joan Rivers (if she isn’t dead yet)
5. Ian Huntley :D
6. David Jason
7. Gordon Brown
8. Michael Jackson
9. Pamela Anderson
10.Boris Johnson

wildcard: Chelsea Clinton

Now how do I play? …

http://www.metro.co.uk/home/article.html?in_article_id=19327&in_page_id=1

They should have let the blind guy drive!!

That was in the metro this morning - right next to ‘Driver suffocates in landfill waste’ :S

*feels sick*