Wall of Mouths

Why aren’t you at Sunday School? I thought all Irish children were brought up to be religious zealots? ;)

:) Is that another retail post or something more technical?

@D - Nope. Just the one. I think that’s why everyone keeps looking for it…

@WP - Yes, but not nearly as much of a pain in the arse as having a crap job! I take it you didn’t sign up for Springboard then? :rolleyes: ;)

@ Colin? - Hello! :)

Where is everybody?

I have a horrible hangover and feel really sorry for myself because of my blurred vision and the imminently impending collapse of my internal organs :(

*eats standard lamp*

*puts shade on scallops*

*wanders off, humming a Joni Mitchell number*

Did anyone ever see the Changing Rooms where Linda Barker (I think) wallpapered someones living room in old newspapers? :D

Not as good as the Gracious Me Fish’n’Chip and Interiors emporium, obviously - although I have been standing here all night waiting to be served :mad:

If anyone is listening I would like a portion of scallops and mushy peas, and a very ornate standard lamp with tasseled shade in peach satin.

I’m off to the library now to buy some flowers :)

Bye folks :)

*waves*

Divers wrote:

@HM (and not mrs h..god this is confusing) i can give you loads of mini discs if you want them… i still have a player and never use it so have about 100 discs doing nothing.

Why thank you flower :)

I mean, I will pass the message on to HM :)

I think.

@ D - No, the sauce lacked inspiration …

Hanne wrote:

Why I’m sticking to gin and knitting, in that order :)

*Is disturbed, but refrains from making the obvious wisecrack about gin and knitting needles*

lol at salt and vinegar btw :D

All my exes except one ended up in prison. The only one that didn’t turned to alcohol :(

Not literally.

lol :D That would have been so much fun if he wasn’t a womble! Not for you, he would have beaten the shit out of you, I realise that. :(

Any news yet, AGSG?

*stops being a dwarf*

It wasn’t much fun anyway :(

A Pen and Teller petition would be more fun :)

Misanthropologist wrote:

Yes, but if it was a sport for one dwarf, without the disc, it would be minusdiscus.

:D

Surely it would be miniminusdiscus? Otherwise what is the point in being a dwarf? :)

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Then surely the singular must be minidiscus? I think that’s a sport for dwarves.

Interrupts to relate latest comedy moment :-

I made some very delicious and healthy vegetarian pate.

Daisy had some in a tortilla wrap.

“That’s very good for veggies, Daisy”, says I, “it is full of protein and B vitamins”

Daisy’s mouth falls open in horror.

“But not from real bees?”

:D

Misanthropologist wrote:

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:D

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

anyone remeber good ol reliable great sounding mini discs?

I have a mini disc player in my laptop, but I have never had any mini discs to play on it :(

Misanthropologist wrote:

Why? Are iPod’s really really big? *confused*

No - but she would be really small and have no arms.

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

hm you seriously are amazing, you kinda look after me and i publicaly express my grattitude

Ok,ok - you can have some of my boiled sweets, but stay away from the sherry …

Don’t take it personally btw - I think I’m the only grandma on the board, it comes with the territory ;)

:)

Hanne wrote:

If only I was the exact size and shape of an ipod it would work as everything! :)

Yes, but it would take a hell of a long time to knit! :D

gimmebackmybrainsaw wrote:

no i just genuely think she is great, i love you hm ;)

And rightly so. One day all WoMbles will learn to obe.. *ahem* love and respect me :)

You sound just like a lamb chop…

:eek: I mean a baby lamb!!

:D

They’re beautiful!

*rummages in pocket for inhaler*

So did you sign up then?! :D

mrs h wrote:

Do this instead, it looks much more fun! :D

edit: lol - check out Kayleigh’s profile, she can’t even spell television! :D

Yes. About 2 pages ago. I wondered why you didn’t bother to send flowers and a card expressing your eternal gratitude :(

Happy Birthday McKekS, from all your friends in Gracious Me! :D

Did you check out the Springboard link I gave to WP? :D

I suspect after all my previous performances he already does :( Especially the joni mitchell one when I’d downed all that long island iced tea :(

Ok - I’ll be florence and you be Svetlana…

@ Igor - I’m always pleased to see you! I just hate having to listen to you! :p

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You haven’t got a caribou in the oven have you?

No, I’m just pleased to see you :D

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