Wall of Mouths

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I think maybe ‘vent your spleen’ isn’t enough … I think maybe you need to kick his teeth in :(

Unless he’s only 8 or something? …

I thought Sarah wanted to do it, so I was just waiting for her.

Oh well

Sugar puffs or coco pops?

Bad Karma wrote:

I haven’t read all the posts in this topic but bastards at work have now blocked the WOM.:mad:

Time to find a new job.

:eek:

That’s outrageous! What you need to do is to take them to the European Court… I’m sure I can speak for all the woMbles when I say that we will fight your cause and wave placards and stuff. Hooch will be able to find WoMble solicitors, and I think there’s a guy from the BBC here somewhere isn’t there? We’ll organise a big campaign, and our slogan will be ‘WoMs not Bombs’, which will capture the attention of the media and gain public sympathy… :)

Welcome home. And you got your 50th post, well done!

Of course not!

*hands D a packet of ‘locklobs’*

Try these meaty puffs - you’ll love them! :D

I had to look them up, but now I know that the correct answer is Takeshi Kitano. He looks like a girl but the other one is really old.

Fair point. And I don’t think it means anything - it’s just an anagram of ‘pasta’. And evian is an anagram of ‘naive’, and vimto is an anagram of ‘vomit’. Someone somewhere is taking the piss…

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You’re no good.

(By Bob Dylan. Nothing personal …)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

Everyone’s a winner! :D

Igor Belanov wrote:

Hang On Siobhan

Is that really a song?

It’s not a ‘Y’!!! :D

erm…

Nobody does it better.

@Interzone - nice try, but you mucked up because your first one in that list should have begun with S!! :p

They have gone to meet the great big Jawbreaker in the sky? :(

That’s not good…

marja wrote:

I nearly passed out when I saw the amount, but luckily the bank will help us with that :)

The financial stuff or the fainting fits? :D

@WP - are you going to torment him? Oooh - I’ve been meaning to ask - did you figure out who the father is yet, or is it not a real pregnancy?

That’s awful :( I want to have at least 20 years of fun after I retire… Worse for his family though, I suppose.

Ci? wrote:

are you in the Harrogate area? i just was watching the news and they said there was a tornado there!

Yes, harrogate is about 10 miles up the road from us. And look - Leeds was on the news too! …

leeds storm tornado thing

@Mr Bomb - :D great idea! But I will just stick with batte, myself :)

marja wrote:

She’s in hospital, and they found something strange on the cardiogram, but they haven’t found out yet what it is. I hope it’s nothing serious :(

That’s not good though …:(

:)

Bless. It looks lovely - and the cute little kids!! So sweet …

*wipes away tears of joy*

Morning folks :)

@ Hooch - get off that!! :mad:

*takes cake tin covered in shiny stickers off hooch’s head and puts it in the sink*

How about you tell us all about your real life wedding Dennis? I bet it was very romantic. Did you wear a grey morning suit and a top hat? What was the wedding dress like? Did bandycoot play at the reception? Tell all! :)

*begins ‘sitting comfortably’*

Somebody isn’t driving them hard enough! Have you tried a motivational speech every morning, combined with a public flogging after lunch if it’s not finished?

Why does no-one say goodbye anymore?

I’m off anyway. I’m pretty sure this isn’t Kansas :(

*waves*

:)

I ate one of their sidekicks for breakfast. The other 2 are out the back by the bins if you would like to arrange for them to be collected :mad:

I should have a shower as I am covered in bat poo :mad:

We were just in the middle of a cyclone or a tornado or something! :eek: The sky went black and it went absolutely crazy and the rain was like a solid sheet, but sideways! and the wind was blowing all the heavy metal bins (No, Dennis) along sideways but upright and one of the trees got ripped in half in the playground! I have never seen anything like it! I tried to video it but by the time I got my phone sorted out and found the video button it was all over :(

marja wrote:

The girl I was meeting there said about 3 words during our 1 hour meeting. She kept staring at me like I was some sort of an alien. And she was very impolite as she didn’t offer me any of the cookies I brought her to taste, and she only nibbled on hers as if I had offered her feaces :rolleyes:

some people

Maybe she was traumatised because there were bats in the cookies? And because of your forceful sales techniques?

marja wrote:

but we wanted the gorgeous people of the GM to have this special threat.

LOL! :D :D

Did you write ‘threat’ on purpose? :D

:(

@ Divers - :D You are a natural … *worries*

Can anybody explain to me exactly what this was doing in the Gracious Me fridge? :mad:

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This is in our local at the moment. I should be in ‘vent your spleen’, but this seems more appropriate …

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Ci? wrote:

oh my god…sick just came up my throat when i read that!!

At least you only had to read it! He had to look at it. He wasn’t man enough to eat it though …

@Hooch - don’t think nobody has noticed that as well as merging the end of the bread thread you have shuffled all the posts around!! Well I hope you enjoyed yourself! :mad:

ok - it’s a little bit funny. But not very. :p

This is just wrong. It’s still in the bread thread and it should be in the burger thread. Hooch will not be best pleased. Especially when she realises that in her pre vegetarian years she quite often had cheap beefburgers with bum holes and eyelids and hooves in them, and that I actually encouraged her to eat them.

Wooohooo!! My next DVD is finished, I can go home!!! :D

*waves*

No - it’s because you emailed me and specifically asked me if I could sort you out a boxed set of Julie Andrews films, don’t you remember? And I said I could do it very discretely for £… oh. Bugger.

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