Wall of Mouths

lol :D

I’m better now. I’ve been listening to Del Shannon and I’m all fixed :)

*hugs Dan and D*

:)

Oh don’t bother then. I never was much good at the ultimate power thing :(

@ Hooch - if you read this thank you so much for the postcard, you evil cow! :p

DO AS I SAY!!!!!!

:mad:

Am I? :D

*goes power crazy*

Kill them all, Danny, Kill them all!!!!!

Mwahahahaa!!!!!!!!!

Taunty Dan wrote:

Mrs H, theres no hope for this one, he’s dead to us now…

Oh dear :( Just as he was starting to mature :( Oh well, bung him in with Oates will you? I can’t afford another coffin :(

Isn’t that a big penguin?

That’s a shame :(

*hugs*

I’m sure you will get something soon…

You’re in a good mood! :p Have you phoned Virgin yet?

But they should definitely be treated. :)

Dipstick! :rolleyes:

This is the beginning …

Shoplifting again

Yes it is bloody wrong! Why should I have to pay more for everything I buy in a big corporation because Gimme is a thief? All the big corporations do is add the cost of their security systems and projected losses from shoplifting straight onto the product prices in the shop.

Anyway Gimme, i found you this …

Shoplifting consequences for kids

And now I’m late for work and it’s A Level day! :S

Misanthropologist wrote:

*walks in with Oates, laughing and chatting*
Hello all, we had a lovely time on the swings, and the bouncy castle, and the crazy golf. Oates is a lovely chap, and he’ll make somebody a proud father someday. What’s been happening?
*looks at coffin*
Umm…?

*breathes sigh of relief*

Phew! Thank God! D has gone insane from lack of sleep - That will make all this much easier to deal with :)

*looks at D, happily chatting and laughing to himself*

Yes, good luck :)

Bye :) Good luck with the job :)

Not yet - I could do with some though! This msn thing is hard work! How are you anyway?

His plans didn’t involve his dad, the restof the family buggered off to give him some peace! :p

Well good luck! Don’t mention the war …

Oh com on Sammy - it was just a joke! :p What’s the job?

mr self destruct wrote:

I too have an interview on Monday :) Hopefully I don’t need to speak fluent German :D

Is it a gay chatline?

Taunty Dan wrote:

Did somebody just EAT my child?? :eek:

*kicks himself for not thinking of it first*

:(

Will you tell D? I haven’t the heart … Just a piece of liver and a bit of kidney :(

Do you think it is good enough for him?

If you bring the gin I’ll bring the absinthe to make Gracious Me’s …

Tell the parents? Do you think that’s wise? I think if we just don’t mention it they will probably never realise… I should tell his piano teacher and his vocal coach though :( And his riding instructor. And the counsellor. And his learning mentor.

Oh bugger :(

*burps*

LMAO :D

Darn it!

Oh well - he had to go sometime … :(

I suppose we better plan a funeral. Do you think it will be ok to just bury the plate?

*Notices that Hanne has fallen asleep*

*eats carbonara*

*eats biscuits*

Sorry :(

@ Gimme - If you have a £5 limit you could steal almost everything from any charity shop …

edit: You should ask Hooch to change the name of the thread btw - you have put an ‘s’ on the end of ‘shoplifter’.

I voted that you are an asshole, because you are :)

I can see that you have a huge bowl of carbonara and a family biscuit assortment behind your back Hanne!! :p

I can’t.

I just can’t.

I got Shameless series 1 and 2 on DVD for a tenner :)

butcher?!! :eek: I was doing it a pretty major favour! :p

@ WP - Still no news? It’s making me feel sick, all this waiting… Although it might be that I just ate some tinned salmon. How is it that you can take something so incredibly delicious as a salmon and turn it into something so repugnant as tinned salmon? It’s like cheese - lovely stuff until you turn it into individually wrapped slices or triangles and then it becomes completely inedible. Anyway I have another tin of salmon in the cupboard so the cat will be happy …

mrs h wrote:

You don’t get better than this :)

:p