Wall of Mouths

what do the maltese know about public transport that you don’t? :S

I wish i was going to Malta :(

Peas? On snails? How long did he spend trying to balance them?!! I bet they were cold by the time he’d finished. And I bet he got a stunt double to eat them…

andys gibson sg wrote:

Every breath you take

Every time you touch me I get high :)

hoochalobster wrote:

What do you mean nearly? *weeps at lost opportunity*

Lost opportunity for me to buy it - it’s still there! :p

Bless your little cotton socks :)

Try this first Dan (seriously) …

Click on ‘Tools’, then ‘Internet options’

Then click on delete cookies and delete files. That will clear up a whole heap of space without you having to move any of your own stuff :)

hoochalobster wrote:

Do It For Our Country (Grease 2 soundtrack :o)

lol I nearly bought that for you today! I saw it in Tesco :D

(Hanne if you’re reading this please note that I didn’t dare stick an S on the end, just in case!)

What is boursin?

Have you registered? :p

edit: weird! Mine didn’t work either - it said I had to register but I couldn’t be arsed, but today it is working!

so that means it’s magic Dan - you just need to really believe …

I still feel shit - but I feel much better than yesterday. I still wanted to die this morning when I had to get up for work though :(

@ Tinne - get her some headphones for the TV, then you can be as loud as you like! :)

Yay - we will all get to meet Tinne’s new dog and the mysterious woman in the shower! :D

Hi Divers - have you recovered from your party yet? :)

Aww little Sammikins :) Isn’t he the most precious little angel? You look lovely together! :D

I texted him this morning to wish him good luck with the job interview. I thought it was good advice - “Don’t forget to wash your face, and don’t act like a knob-end” :D

lol :D

I knew I shouldn’t have left this thread unattended!

*grabs Dennis and gives WP a sedative*

Couldn’t you have done something D?

Taunty Dan wrote:

i have NO IDEA whatsoever why i wrote billy connolly, please accept my deepest, Deepest apologies for any undue stress i may have caused you. *makes mental note to put poison in d’s food for showing him up like that in public*

Don’t hurt D! He’s gone blind. At least I think he must have, as he seems to think John Cleese as Tim looked like Billy Connelly :S

edit: You’re looking very suave yourself - I like the fox stole :)

@ Hooch - you cheeky bugger. Consider yourself grounded until further notice! :mad:

@ Citizen erased - possibly. If it doesn’t bother you at all then you could just cut out the peas from the equation and never have to pay another shopping bill! A quick trip round the woods would sort out all your dietary needs :)

Flopsy and Bibsy are rare amazonian toads! Winkle pickers indeed :mad:

*gathers up flopsy and Bibsy and takes them to safety*

:p

Misanthropologist wrote:

So you don’t have a pint for a head?! :eek:

Well you don’t have a question mark for a head either *sulks*

Morning Igor :)

cute :)

Right folks - I’m off.

Work in the morning :(

*waves*

Do you have a matching bag? Otherwise people might stare …

I made one :)

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

Jess2 wrote:

and soooo stylish, you should see me down town on a friday night in it

You should get one in orange and another in cerise. That way you will never be out of fashion! :D

That looks soooooooooooo comfy! :D

edit: Obviously I mean the clothes, not the sofa - which looks horribly uncomfortable.

@ Gimme - Hooch is going to go potty if you keep starting new threads! :p

it’s from her dad’s side of the family, not mine!

I won’t eat mushy peas (and never have) because my dad once did a summer job picking slugs out of the peas in a mushy pea factory. He says lots still got through, but the reason you never find slugs in the tin is because they dissolve in the salt :S

lol :D

As it happens, today I am wearing a little tinfoil number that I made myself, and a floral nylon bedjacket.

What about you? Are you wearing the delightful frock and pinny set I sent you for your birthday? :)

A rat …

If this is some sort of collaborative ploy, Mr Bomb, so that you can sneak in a “what are you wearing?” thread then I will be most displeased!

lol. I might do an hour on the gym floor if resting your eyes counts as exercise?

See you later :)

*waves*

*disbands all border patrols* :p

Well I need to go and find some sort of cure. None of the normal stuff is working :(

I can tell you have never been to Yorkshire :(

How are you?

Oh - I see you are fine.

Congratulations, you smug b**tard! :p

lol :D

lol a bit more :D

That’s really tickled me :)

I feel like crap. I went to a party last night in a little village and had to teach all the yokels how to drink Tequila Slammers :(

Why aren’t you at Sunday School? I thought all Irish children were brought up to be religious zealots? ;)