Wall of Mouths

Whats the difference between a Brussell Sprout and a snotter??

You’ll never get a wean to eat a Brussell Sprout!!

Man runs into a pet shop and puts a bomb on the table. He shouts ” This will explode in 1 min. That’s how long you have to get out!!!”

Tortoise at the back Shouts ” You Cunt!!!”

UUUURRRGGHHHH!! COLIN!!! Thats minging!!

Funny tho :D

Think i’ll be going to T in the park this year. I don’t particularly like it, cos it’s just a ned fest now, but i think i’ll be driving a band to and from it in a nice splitter van. Be great to see RATM again tho!!!!!

Incidentally, if anyone on here is in a band who is looking for transport, check our website at aigglasgow.com Great rates and a range of vehicles for all sizes of bands and budgets.

Shameless plug, i know :D

Nice 1 Carl!! I have a 10 yr old boy who is listening to T? on his mp3 player as we speak. He’s at that great age now where you can do some great fun things with him and you get to act like a big kid yourself again. I took him to Laser Station yesterday. Man, that was fun. Running around shooting lots of other 10 yr old and their dads!!! He also quite the ace at guitar hero!!!!

Auto_Surgery wrote:

I think the best and only good band I saw all weekend was the Darkness

Never thought i’d ever see the words “best”, “good band” and “The Darkness” in the same sentence on here :D

Not watching any of that tennis shite!!

“Amy Winehouse proudly displays her new hairdo”

:D

Alledgedly… :p

David Murray has just announced his new plans for Ibrox. It includes hotels, casinos, leisure facilities and a new theme park called Didneyland. Attractions are said to include - Didneyland The League and Didneyland The Uefa Cup!!! :D

Yeah, where was this show?? I’ve only seen Pearl Jam once as well. It was in the OLD Cathouse in Glasgow on 23rd Feb 1992 (the day before Ten was released over here). Good days!!! :)

I can’t quite get how you managed to put “BB” and “Good” into the same sentence :p

That happens a lot Gav. What’s worse is when the door staff don’t check the ticket properly and let you in anyway!!! :)

Happy Birthday young ‘un!! :)

Decided to make a few changes
OUT:- Ferreira, Spiropoulos, Ballack, Anelka.
IN:- Ujfalusi, Hansson, Deco, Villa

Except, you couldn’t keep a Scotch Pie in a woodlouse.

And the grease doesn’t escape from them either!!

Excellent news Gav!!! All the best to you both :)

Who shot J.R. anyway ??? :-/

Here’ my selection

1: van der Sar NED
2: Ferreira POR
3: Spiropoulos GRE
4: Wawrzyniak POL
5: Kováč CZE
6: Cristiano Ronaldo POR
7: Xavi Hernández ESP
8: Ballack GER
9: Gattuso ITA
10: Henrik Larsson (C) SWE
11: van Nistelrooy NED
12: Anelka FRA

Hopefully i’ll do better at this than the last one!!! BTW, my team’s name is the best!

I’ll wait till everyone else has seen the finale before i say anythin else…

Jeezus!! I know its the Bad Joke Thread, but come on…:)

You should Mr Ennis… I went in with the “This should be an ok gig, but it’s a tribute act” kinda attitude, and came out totally in awe of the whole thing.

The Australian Pink Floyd on Tue night. Totally blew me away!! The sound was perfect, the stage was like a mini Pink Floyd stage, complete with the circular screen and an inflateable kangaroo instead of a pig :D.

It was “The Best of The Wall” tour but they played other stuff too including Set the Controls, Keep Talking, Wish You Were Here and Money.

On Money, 2 guitars played the same part to recreate the multi layered effect from the album.

Oh, and their backing singers were HOT!! :p

I’ll need to check out this Lostpedia thingy too!!

Going to see the Australian Pink Floyd tonight. Just got tickets off a mate who can’t make the gig now. Really looking forward to it.

Really struggling to think of any guilty pleasures. I guess maybe Jamiroquai and The Smiths could count.

hehe!!

Sontarans. Cybermen are shit.

The Young Ones or Red Dwarf??

Hong Kong Phooey!!!

Cybermen or Daleks???