Wall of Mouths

Can i have some super human tea, please? i’ll need about a barrel load. I’m working at a Robbie “The Jobbie” Williams gig at Hampden tonight,:mad: I DETEST that man!!! :mad:

Go with the flow

I tried to put the kettle on earlier when no-one was looking, but it didn’t fit me :p

Morning Folks!!!

*Walks round room shaking hands, then realises nobody’s here*

How is everyone today???

Red Hot Chili Peppers in Glasgow 1990

Turn

“You Got A Killer Scene There, Man” QOTSA

Kind of agree with what you said, Dennis. I saw them in Glasgow on Friday and my summing up of the gig can be done in 4 words. One tour too many!! But, yeah, worth seeing.

Stadium gig sound is NEVER good!

Alan Partridge - “Do you want me to lap-dance for you?”
Head of BBC - “I like your thong”
AP - “Yes, it’s vulcanised rubber, which means it won’t perish”

Absolutely brillint!!

I’ve only seen PJ once, and it was in Feb ‘92, on the eve of Ten being released in the UK. It was a very small club gig (the old Cathouse) and the guys were explosive. Since then (to my knowledge) they have only played Scotland a further twice. Once in 93 (supporting Neil Young) and then a larger show in at the SECC 2002. I watched some of the Leeds/Reading footage on TV last night and i personally feel they are still one of the best live acts going. Hope they come back to these shores soon!!

You Can’t Always Get What You Want

Hi and welcome…

Mornin all!!!

I hope a good weekend was had by 1 and all!!!

Saw the Rolling Stones on Friday night, and to sum it up in a few words… 1 tour too many!!

Tonights the Night - Rod Stewart :p

Everything will be alright

I wouldn’t be able to swap anyway, Bomb. I’m a workaholic. Just about to finish 1 job and get organised for my part time job/hobby. See ya all later.

@Dan - Sorry bout your finger, i’m sure it’ll grow back. I’ll work some more on that dessert.

Byyyyeee

Taunty Dan wrote:

that was NERVES?? dude i thought it was some kind of riverdance party trick? How else can you explain the bells and velvet skirt?

That was just a phase. Please, don’t mention it again.

Hi Bomb!! Good news about the day off. Wanna swap? :D Please????

Hanne wrote:

Hello, Chris, I seem to have missed your arrival in the GM commune, how are you? Don’t let anyone eat you, especially if you happen to look like pasta.

Hi. Just arrived yesterday. Stood outside the door for a while first nervously hopping from 1 foot to the other, then some kids ran past and pushed me in. I’ll try not to be eaten, and thankfully i don’t look like pasta.

Taunty Dan wrote:

hmmm…

*dips finger in chris’s dessert. finger dissolves*

i think it needs some work, mate…

*goes and cuts finger off all his gloves*

Yeah, sorry mate. I forgot to mention i put in some sulphuric acid to pep it up a bit.
OOps

Hey Dan, I’ve just developed a desserty type thing to go with your creamy fag pie. It’s a sort of raspberry and haggis jelly, with a pea sauce on the side. What do you think? Could be a winner!!!

Mrs H, thats terrible. You have really been neglected. Here, have this emergency fig roll i always carry for situations like this. Enjoy.

Be working tonight at Muse in Edinburgh, then The Rolling Stones tomorrow at Hampden. Should be a couple of good ones!!

This is WAY better than Eastenders!!

Morning folks!! Whats been happening then? Has Colin? returned or has he REALLY spat the dummy :D

A truly great band with an awesome live show. They usually have a bar onstage with someone serving them drinks thru the set. Classy.

Divers wrote:

mate your sat in a tutu and wellies stroking one of your cats… he lost respect the moment he saw you.

So it’s a cat!!! I was wondering:D

Mrs H - EVERYBODY knows your the boss.

Taunty Dan wrote:

come in mate, come in! Close the door behind you and lock it quick!

Now, as a newbie you are expected to buy the first round.

I’ll have a cup of lenor, Den is a castrol GTX drinker, and Mrs H will drink anything green. d isn’t allowed anything wet.

Dan mate, a cup of lenor for u (lemon flavour obviously), Den, a special treat, a pint of GTX Magnatec, Mrs H, a shot of Absinthe i think for u and for d, a cup of dust.
Bottoms up!!
Cheers everyone!!

Never posted in this thread before. Have now i suppose :D

Sorry bout that. I’m not another Colin?/Gimme.

No offence guys:D

Wherever i may roam