Wall of Mouths

Dennis, me thinks you should give up watching Dexter for a little while, say a season or two :-(

smfdbabycakes (or Diana, which ever you prefer to be called) - Welcome.
As you’ve probably seen by now there is a Vent My Spleen!! thread already in place (thanks to mrs h) which we do rant about almost anything (been in there once or twice myself), but then “intensive discussions” breakout all over the place, so make yourself right at home. :-)

Sounds like a cross between a multi-purpose kitchen cleaner & the Waltons!! :-D

Paulo, Welcome to this weird & wonderful world, where you can say pretty much anything daft, stupid or just plain insane & we’ll love you all the more for it. But I’ll assume you’ve already gathered that by now. :-)

Roy welcome, as you can see we are an “intriguing” bunch! :-)

@mrs h - I thought in here you had regulatory rule over the 13 to 134 year olds!! Must have misread you previously. ;-)

Okay Squall, sorry The Squall whatever you say :(

emekatamen - I tried contacting him, but it just went to answerphone - but you’ll be fine.

First thing last - as always with me!!

Welcome to the WOM, as you’ve been looking at the site for 3 years you don’t need to be warned about anything - as you’ll know the main “cullprits” :D

Bring your thoughts to the fore - everyone else does ;)

Rob_a - Womble & congratulations on becomeing a WoMble.

Divers - Do want a Val Doonican cardy? Cause by the sounds of it you’ve already got the rocking chair, pipe & slippers sorted!! :eek:

* Thinks that mrs h’s eyes (or the working one at least) need to be re-tested, as thinking that used toilet paper looks like a contract is not right. Come to think of it the work was done as a cash only “under the table” job!!! What does she actually think she has on me?? Women!?!?!?!? *

But that money was for services rendered!?!?! :mad: :(

yeah but so do saga holidays, are you going to go on one of them in the next few days???

First things last - Big welcome to you SM.
Sorry for not saying it sooner. :)

*thinks about offering 30 secs max some advise, but decides not to after seeing “that” look in mrs h’s eyes*

*runs for the hills, so well out of reach*

Welcome Baby-Pidgeon.
Hope you make yourself at home (just remember to take your shoes off & don’t put your feet on the furniture, and you’ll be fine :p ).

Hi Voodoo Doll.
Hope you are enjoying yourself (you appear to be :p ).

Welcome aboard Moonsorrow.

You’ll find most WoMbles friendly enough - even the one’s that take the mickey do it with a smile (take the mickey that is). We don’t take life too seriously, so again welcome & enjoy yourself. :)

caffinebomb - yes I’ve seen you in action in the GM thread-impressive in a sort of weird twisted way.

Oh have voted. :D

Sqaull - As long as give vaild reasons (most of the time) and do it politely when you disagree with a view of mine, we’ll get on fine. :D

Roberto - Welcome to you. Marcus always fells like a piss-take of my proper name. And it annoys the shit out of me.

JK - Hi bro. Cheers & I know what you mean :D

Title: A bit backwards, but Hi Folks

I know I should have done this about 540 posts ago, but nevermind.

Hi I’m Mark, 30, I look like Jabba the Hutt but fatter & uglier, Civil Servant, listen to most all music, love T?, enjoy watching most sports, play badminton (imagine watching a rhino icing a cake, okay you can laugh now). Any questions … ask away, whether I tell the truth who can say :p

Oh, and I have killed all the people who have called me Marcus to my face - don’t make the same mistake please :mad:

Yeah, and it’s usually mrs h :rolleyes:

And I’ll be the second, welcome.

@ 30 secs max - We all do that from time to time. But you responded that’s the main thing. :D

As my two esteemed colleagues have said before, but I will say again anyway - Welcome.

Salutations & Welcome mate. :)

You’ll be fine here just be yourself (but as mrs h suggested drop the geek ref’s).

Bing, Welcome to the wonderful world of WOM.

Welcome PsychoGoblin.

Like Hooch, when it comes to playing an instrument - I too am musically challenged. :(

Enjoyed the link to Cock Goblins page. Where abouts do think you’ll be touring this time round, that is if touring is on the agenda. Plus having a female drummer in those days was pretty adventerous, good on yeah.

Welcome Back PN FKA MKG (?!? :D )

S-D is a great album. Would say that my fav’s off of it are Church of Noise & Straight Life.

I voted - but I’m not telling you which option I picked. :D

Welcome Sapceball 1.

chr1s - I think, as Spaceball 1 has been looking through WoM for a time, he’ll have got some idea of how “unique” mrs h is. Plus if he uses the Schwarz like Yoghurt taught him, he should be fine. Could always use the flamethrower in case of emergencies! :D