Wall of Mouths

QOTSA!! It’d be funny to see a bunch of young, slick poster boys get pile-drived into the dust by a bunch of straight-forward old-school rockers with no vanity to bog them down! Alternatively, a full-scale Iron Maiden collaboration would rule!

CHEER UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

OK, maybe the New Year’s a bit of an empty concept but personally, I think its a great excuse just to log on, wish some good/not inherently bad people all the best, drink the last of the festive spirit, and watch 2006 go up in smoke! “2006 is dead, may she rot in pieces!”. Let’s all celebrate the end to a truly shite year!

Title: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Oh my God!

Can’t believe that I’m only the second fan to think of posting when it’s already 2100! Hope everyone has a great time; personally I’m getting the Scrumpy & Black and festive herbal cigarettes down me, in preparation for a self-induced coma around 0001 tomorrow morning. If anyone alse out there is sad enough to be on their computer on New Year’s Eve, ALL THE BEST FOR 2007, KEEP ON ROCKING!!!!

Title: With a Face Like This I Don’t Break Any Farts!

Did no-one see the guys in Preston’s Student Union around October 1999? (I think - memory for dates has been devastated!) I think it might have been during their year doing whatever the fuck they felt like, though ther were busy promoting Suicide Pact at the time. I went alone (I know, I know.) as none of my Uni mates were even rock fans, but I couldn’t have forgiven myself if I’d missed it. The Gig was Un-be-fucking-lievable. The boys seemed so self-affacing and casual considering I’d been a fan for ages before this! It was a tiny venue and a very intimate gig: crowd-band interaction ar its best! An awesome 1st experience and they weren’t even trying that hard! Was anyone else at Preston Uni/At this gig and know whar I’m talking about?

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS BOYS!!! Great to hear the WebGig’s finally ready to roll, I for one fully intend to but the whole thing and bag me some nive artwork, no bugger’s getting a free copy through me, that’s for sure!! Would like to appeal to all other genuine fans (surley all of you?!) to show a little solidarity and treat your sownloads in the spirit they’re intended for when finally launched. It#d be so easy to inadvertantly fuck over possibly the most undersung, hard-rocking band out there by succumbing to the temptation of YouTube and the like. It’d great for home-made movie buffs, less great for REAL bands like THERAPY?. Go rip off some Metallica vids instead, they can deal with it and probably deserve it too!! Seasons Greetings to All, Hope You All Drink Too Much And Puke!! (I certainly will!)