Wall of Mouths

Thanks all for the birthday wishes.

And may the Schwartz be with you all!

Hi there Sylvestre.

I see you’re a fellow Lard connaisseur. No blowing up trains in here now, ya hear! :)

Happy birthday sweetheart (by whom I mean Soul Doubt, not the other WoMbles who happen to share her birthday. The same goes to them off course, sans the “Sweetheart” bit…)

(FIN) King Alcohol wrote:

Been listening to this new rec and it’s not getting any better. With Teeth was better, I find Year Zero a bit boring.

Just my opinion and I don’t give a fucking damn if someone whines about that! :D

Damn, you took the wind right outta my sails. I was going to rant about that, and you cut me right off! :D

What happens after may 30th? Will he then simply be called “Dog”?

Hopefully they’ll find their way to the stage…:D

*comes running from in the distance*

*Pant, pant, pant, pant, pant, pant, pant, pant,..*

For the love of God someone help me! This rabid dog’s been following me since thursday! Christ, there it is again!

*runs away in the other direction*

Mrs h shoots, cripples and flattens me and still manages to win? BOOO!

*fetches 12 crates of overdue tomatoes and patiently waits for her to show up on the red carpet for the award ceremonies…*

Universal IS copyright owner…
So it CAN exist, and if Kossu says he’s got it, I can assure you my friend, this dvd really exists. :)

And I’ll find it!! :D

kossu wrote:

FINALLY I´ve seen the alternative video of Stories! Yep, it´s there!

That is fantastic news!

mrs h wrote:

Hey guess what?!!! I’m going to Dusseldorf in 2 weeks :D

*runs in from the woman of the Year thread*

Pant, pant… It’ll take more than fleeing across the border to get rid of my vengeance, woman!

*looks toward the WoMbles reading this*

oh dear.

*gets flattened with a thundering crunch, crawls from under the weight and blows on thumb to reinflate back to former muscular state*

I’ll be back!

*Looks on patiently until mrs h realises that, in that same Wiley Coyote sort of way, she’s hanging in mid-air above a cliff…*

aaargh! My leg!

quick, fetch me a wooden leg! … Oh, and also a parrot, an eyepatch, a hat, a treasure map with sketchy details, a skull and crossbones flag, some barrels of rum, a copy of Treasure Island, a crew and a boat.

*dons the above*

Arrr! Hoist the sails me mateys! We’ll catch this wild woman of the 4 seas even if it means me other leg be taken by Davy Jones…

*Cough,cough.* Soul Doubt,I’ve been shot. There’s a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood. Fortunately I was wearing my bullet proof vest as per bureau regulations when working undercover. I remember folding the vest up trying to chase down a wood tick. If you can imagine the impact on your chest of three bowling balls dropped from the height of about nine feet, you might began to approximate the sensation.

*Cough*

Damn, change tactics! She appears to be a Bond-villain after all!

*Dives in front of soul doubt to shield her with body*

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“That’s it boys! Jump her!

Madam H, you are under citizen’s arrest for bribery and the unlawful impersination of a small garden shrubbery. Take her away boys!”

(hint: now is the time for your “I would have succeeded if it weren’t for you meddling kids!” monologue in vein of the classic scooby doo villains…)

*dons long brown trenchcoat, sunglasses and panama hat and tails mrs h covertly*

*whispers in hidden mic*:
“Alright boys, if she makes a move, jump her!”

watched fragments of the same documentary. Promised my ulcer to switch channels.

Was calling him that before the ban as well. I just calls ‘em like I sees ‘em. Being banned doesn’t change him into mother Theresa now, does it?

It is my completely, absolutely unbiased opinion that my spouse should win this. :D

Big Business: :eek:

bot not as :eek: as

The Melvins: :eek: :eek:

great show, and seeing the assholes that were bothering me during the show getting beaten up by the band’s roadie after the show just made it better! :)

gimmie wrote:

Ive heared directors cut is good, all film themes covered right?

Right. One of their more easy-listening albums, but excellent nonetheless…

gimmie wrote:

and Delirium Cordia from what ive gathered is a concept track based on having surgery with no anasthetic (a line from rainning blood by slayer - and dave lombardo is a memeber of fantomas)

It’s actually a line from angel of death. And even though Lombardo is in Fantomas, Delirium Cordia was not inspired by that line. It’s more a soundtrack to watch an operation by.

Check the Melvins and Lustmord album as well. some pretty cool stuff on there.

I was tempted to vote for the knoxville wanker, but then I thought he’d be honoured by winning this…

So sorry Caffeinebomb, I voted for you. :D

Be sure to get the Delirium Cordia album by fantomas…

Jane Sibery… That name rings a bell. She’s that woman that did that horrible “Can’t rain all the time” track on the Crow OST, isn’t she?

No wonder her cds are considered a waste of plastic! :D

@Divers: too right, mate, too right.

@Ci?: What if, under that same reason, I stole all your underpants and put them in a big box on the street with a “for free” sign on it… Would you still think the same about “public property? :)

I was talking about the MP3 thing. I have no problem with your link at all. Just the whole “mp3/copy/rip-off-internet-and-sod-the-honest-artist generation” is pissing me off to new extremes…

Gone are the days when copyright infringement was still something teenagers were afraid of, these are the days where copyrighted material is handed around faster than the last bogroll in a room filled with incontinent people that also happen to be suffering from the shits… :mad:

Squall wrote:

Nobody has mentioned Lacquerhead or Tommy the Cat :eek:

I wanted to mention something by Claypool, but I didn’t ‘cause I thought it was unfair to the other musicians… :D

These arms are snakes: totally blew me away. I went in, expecting to see a lame warm-up band before the headliner but wow! Think Botch, An Albatross and a hint of RATM (albeit a very small one) paired with a nut drummer and an absolute mental frontman.

Pelican: Even after the onslaught of These arms are snakes, they managed to amaze me. It’s the third time I’ve seen them, and they seem to have grown every time. More than half of their set was new material (which is a lot considering their set was 8 songs) and it rocked! Bring on the new album boys!