Wall of Mouths

I am a huge ass: reading back my post, it dawned on me that the intended humour of it was gone. obviously things sound funnier in my head before I post them.

so to reiterate:
1 I am not mad, this was intended as funny material
2 pleasepleaseplease can’t this messageboard get an edit button
3 oh god, kill me, oh please kill me now I’m dying of embarassment

Spaceball

ps: Please do not kill me

Strange… Most of the images of the CD’s you sell seem to have been “stolen” from SoulDoubt’s site http://www.meatabstract.be . I trust the actual CD’s you’re selling are in the exact same condition as her’s? If not, please remove the photo’s and put up photo’s of the actual objects.

Die Laughing 70 -
Body OD 25
Epilepsy 55
multifuck 50
Pantopon Rose 15+
He’s Not That Kind Of Girl 45
This Ship Is Sinking 90+
Perversonality 75
Our Love Must Die 45
Unrequited 40

Potato Junkie 65
Panic 30+
Gone 70
Loose 65
Opal Mantra 70
Stand In Line 20-
Teethgrinder 55
Theme From Delorean 20
Neck Freak 65
Moment of Clarity 60

damn you alan! :-)

Potato Junkie 65
Accelerator 90
Tightrope Walker 50-
Gone 40+
Loose 60
Speedball 50
Perish the Thought 20
Stand In Line 40
Hey Satan - You Rock 45
Auto Surgery 60

Potato Junkie 65
Accelerator 90
Tightrope Walker 50-
Gone 40+
Loose 65
Speedball 50
Perish the Thought 20
Stand In Line 40
Hey Satan - You Rock 45
Auto Surgery 55

Wasn’t it the next person that votes who gets to choose a new song? just nitpicking here, but there are rules…

Potato Junkie 65
Accelerator 55
Tightrope Walker 65
Gone 35
Loose 65
Perish the Thought 25+
Stand In Line 45-
Last One to Heaven’s A Loser 15
Hey Satan - You Rock 35
High Anxiety 10

Also corrected Gone to 35. if it had really been at 435, it would’ve been way overdue for the hall of fame already…

D’oh. corrected version:

Potato Junkie 50
Accelerator 45
Tightrope Walker 50
Gone 40
Loose 30
Perish the Thought 25
Trigger Inside 90
DLAMF 25+
Diane 10-
Lonely Cryin Only 60

Potato Junkie 50
Accelerator 40
Tightrope Walker 50
Gone 40
Loose 30
Perish the Thought 25
Trigger Inside 90
DLAMF 25+
Diane 15-
Lonely Cryin Only 60

Potato Junkie 50
Accelerator 40
Tightrope Walker 55
Gone 35+
Loose 40
Perish the Thought 25
Trigger Inside 85
Nausea 85
DLAMF 20
Diane 30-

Potato Junkie 50
Accelerator 45
Tightrope Walker 50
Gone 35
Loose 45
Perish the Thought 20
Trigger Inside 85
Nausea 70
Die Like A Mother Fucker 30+
Diane 40-

Potato Junkie 75+
Accelerator 50
Tightrope Walker 75
Gone 40
Femtex 70-
Loose 40
Perish the Thought 20
Trigger Inside 70
Nausea 70
Jam Jar Jail 60

Potato Junkie 75
Accelerator 65
Tightrope Walker 70
Gone 35
Femtex 70
Big Cave In 20+
Perish the Thought 30
Bad Mother 85-
Nausea 65
Jam Jar Jail 55

Potato Junkie 75+
Accelerator 60
Tightrope Walker 70-
Gone 35
Femtex 65
Big Cave in 25
Tango Romeo 15
Perish the Thought 40
Bad Mother 80
Nausea 55

Potato Junkie 80
Accelerator 65-
Tightrope Walker 65
Gone 40
Femtex 60
Big Cave In 30+
Tango Romeo 30
Perish The Thought 55
Head That Tried To Strangle Itself 75
Zipless 20

Potato Junkie 70+
Accelerator 55
Tightrope Walker 60
Our White Noise 70
Gone 50
Femtex 55
Come and Die 0-
Dancin With Manson 60
Alrite 35
Tango Romeo 55

aaargh! you heartless animal cruelty… meanies…

come and die is out, Big Cave in is the new contender.

30 Seconds 75
Polar Bear 40+
Accelerator 50
Tightrope Walker 50
Our White Noise 65-
Gone 45
Sprung 80
Femtex 50
Disgracelands 65
Into The Light 40

up for the bear! *grin*

30 Seconds 75
Polar Bear 50+
Accelerator 50
Tightrope Walker 45
Stay Happy 10
Gone 40
Sprung 70-
Femtex 55
Tramline 20
Disgracelands 45

http://s.ngm.com/2008/08/photo-contest/img/sartore-polar-bear-615.jpg

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV!!!!!”

hmm…

Gav, can I borrow one of your socks so Whitey here can pick up your scent?

30 Seconds 75
Polar Bear 60+
Accelerator 50
Tightrope Walker 40
Evil Elvis 65
Nice and Sleazy 10-
Stay Happy 30
Gone 30
Sprung 50
Femtex 50

Jobrok wrote:

Haaahahaaaa…!!!

‘Spaceball 1’… You’re pure cunt, so you are!

nope. 100 percent pure DICK.

30 Seconds 60
Polar Bear 35 +
Accelerator 55
Tightrope Walker 40
Evil Elvis 55
Nice and Sleazy 45-
Stay Happy 50
Gone 35
Animal Bones 85
Femtex 50

30 Seconds 55
Polar Bear 30+
Accelerator 55
Tightrope Walker 40
Evil Elvis 45
Never Ending 15
Dead 5
Gone 40
Animal Bones 75-
Femtex 50

30 Seconds 50
Polar Bear 30+
Accelerator 65
Tightrope Walker 45
Evil Elvis 45
Never Ending 20-
Dead 15
Gone 30
Animal Bones 60
Femtex 50

BEAR POWERRR!!!!

30 Seconds 40
Polar Bear 40 +
Accelerator 60
Tightrope Walker 70
Evil Elvis 50
Never Ending 20-
Dead 25
Gone 25
Me Vs You 70
Femtex 50

just to clarify: put polar bear into that hall, not in Britney Spears’ panties…

Although that would probably be awesome too.

30 Seconds 45
Polar Bear 30 +
Accelerator 60
Deluded Son 30
Tightrope Walker 55
Brainsaw 75
Never Ending 25
Dead 15
Gone 45
Safe 75 -

I think we should open an additional hall called “The hall of songs that go up and down more than Britney Spears’ panties” and put polar bear in it…

Dermot wrote:

Heh!

Lines like “I’m a Polar Bear, a Polar Bear in a zoo” are lines straight from the Teletubbies and imo the music is just stodgy riffage.

I couldn’t disagree more. I think the song’s lyrics and “riffage” capture the essence of being trapped in the same cramped space every day beautifully. The anger just builds up sporadically and…

God, I seem to have turned into some sort of hipster reviewing person! I just like the damn song. Period.

30 Seconds 40
Polar Bear 40 +
Accelerator 60
Deluded Son 40
Tightrope Walker 55
Brainsaw 65
Never Ending 35
Dead 20
Gone 45
Safe 55-