Wall of Mouths

mrs h wrote:

I forgot you were Scottish - During the winter months just check to make sure you are not laying face down in a gutter somewhere.

i find that deeply offensive.

*takes a swig of buckie and lights a doubt*

mrs h - pitch black at 4?

think yourself lucky, we get about 5 hours of light per day up here in the winter!

you drink your mates puke.

( i seen a group of soldiers doing this)

nice.

i paid £15.99 for it and that broke my heart. imagine my dissapointment when i played it.

; )

only if they have a big sack. :P

ahh, i get it. a santa fetish.

nice.

“theres only 2 andy gorams” after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

a little cruel.

whats the best/funniest/most random football chant youve heard.

i was at an aberdeen v kilmarnock game last season when a group of lads in front of me started singing “ginger hair is unacceptable” at the red headed substitute who was warming up on the touchline. i think its the only time ive heard the word unacceptable in a footy song! :D

Dennis wrote:

A daughter getting pregnant by a black man…?

Very under-rated in the lyric department, Madness. Great storytellers, and way deeper than the cartoon image they are lumbered with.

you get the ten bonus points!!!

i agree with what your saying about there lyrics but they ruined it for themselves with-

ive been driving in my car,
its not quite a jaguar, etc

; )

youre not to come round here no more
keep away from our door
dont come round here no more
wot on earth did you do that for?

madness, embarrassment

10 bonus points for anyone who can tell me what that songs about. ( if you dont know, just guess!)

i dont have any time for courtney but i must say she’s looking hot these days. she looked a dog in her 20’s . whats that all about??

that guy that pissed on the dieing woman-unbelievable. 1 sick individual.

colin - did you just pick the 2 least funny things you could find on youtube and post them on here for our enjoyment?

:D

fuck this im away to casulty

good idea in theory but its a top wisdom tooth. cant get near it colin!

ive had unbearable toothache from friday night. ive been told i can get the bastard out on monday and not before. ive drunk 2 bottles of whisky and eaten enough ibuprofen to fell a fully grown mountain gorilla and i am in utter agony. does anyone know how i can ease this suffering as nhs24 have told me to take paracetamol.

ive always wondered if threy’re loaded. :D

never lend money to a “mate” unless you trust them 100% an old “mate” of mine still owes me £300 from years ago.

left is socialism and right is err, right is maggie thatcher.

im right handed and ive just broken the scaphoid in my left hand.
no school for me for 18 weeks! yey

yes-if i was drunk

if you drunkenly slept with your best mates boyfriend/girlfriend would you tell him/her?

how do you get a fat bird into bed?

piece of cake.

buy her 17 gin an tonics and lie about your income, works for me :D

seriously tho, forget about her an move onto your next target. if she does like you, she’ll be back.

mrs h - i hope your consultant wasnt a premiership manager, if so i retract the above.

im gonna kick ass!! get it up the lot of ya :D

i honestly didnt realise that guy was supposed to be throwing up in that dustbin!

still, you live an learn.

i actually know a guy who goes over to n iron for that sort of thing, quite sad as you say. never seen the need for all that myself. anyhoo, see you later mate.

no we only get up to that sort of thing on the 5th of november. what are you guys celebrating over there? or is it just an excuse for a booze up?

:p

thats true badmother and as it happens im in drag at the moment.

:D

neither am i badmother, only a joke. i see your post with the foul language has been deleted :D