Wall of Mouths

Hah! it IS weird, but the vet said not uncommon(???). Yeah could’ve been weird chemical crap, who knows? my docs think that’s what gave me parkinson’s is exposure to bad chemicals, etc. AND the little beast Sprocket snuck out last night through a hole in the basement wall, but we found him amongst the trees out back— all it took was shaking a container of crunchies to pull him off his walkabout! woo hoo for spoiled brat pets :)

um…’plates of cocaine’???????… ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
sheesh my wife and I just had to take our cat to the vet last week, he’d started to grow an extra toe at age 12! No probs, it was benign, he’s all healed up. But it was a laugh when we brought him home, he was Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a kite. Kept woozin’ around, and then would stare into his water dish, swat at it to make ripples, then just sit and stare at it… the vet’s assistant told us gleefully about the valium and ketamine cocktail they use… of course all I could think of was ‘…somebody please get me out of this k-hole..’ but Sprocket the cat seemed to be having the time of his life… lucky bastid…

um, here in amerrikey my spleen is gushing rancid black goo over our (un)elected apocalyptophiliac kleptocracy… they are poo eating swine buggerers. Ah, I feel a bit better now, thanks.