Wall of Mouths

Oh, I should always opt for happy, dear; I know I do! In your busy job as supermoderator I guess you have to keep abreast of the latest hits. That’s no excuse for anyone else to be sitting around staring at the world wide interweb though. Does anyone know the best way to polish a mouse’s ball? I seem to be stuck to the table with the remains of Mrs. h’s coffee.

Mrs. h, get on with your presentation. The rest of you get a haircut and a job. I can’t believe that you have the time to sit around discussing pop music. Hoochalobster, that doesn’t include you. Now I’m going to get on with cleaning this keyboard with a wet wipe before I get MRSA.