Wall of Mouths

Cuchulain wrote:

There’s always alcohol !

Agreed. The only thing vodka ever broke of mine was my liver! ;-)

mrs h wrote:

Dennis ate all mine. Luckily he then stuck a post-it note on the fridge that said “Buy more cliches” :)

Ate ‘em, eh? Well, here’s hoping he didn’t count them before they hatched, aimed more for the head than the heart, etc. :-D

Happily, I keep my cliches close to the vest, on my sleeve, back in the day, etc. ;-)

mrs h wrote:

It’s tough letting go, I know, but you have to let them develop their independence sooner or later. I mean you don’t want to be cashing your pension and still have a fridge-freezer hanging from your apron strings. It plays havoc with your hips.

:-D

I know, I know…I’m sure after my fridge leaves the kitchen-nest, hearing Sunglasses at NIght will cease to be the kick in the nuts it truly is.

:-)

Then again, Canada also gave us Bryan Adams (though have “apologized…on many occasions.”) So, you’ve got to take the good with the bad, I suppose. :) But what the hell do I know, my fridge is currently listening to the soundtrack to Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron…

Most American female fridges prefer watching a really insidious crap karoake contest (thank you, England!) whilst freezing giant slabs of slain bovine. I’ve also heard tell that they are addicted to augmenting their saline saddled doors and injecting their ice makers with botox. :)

mrs h wrote:

You see that is EXACTLY the sort of unconscious sexism that threatens the very core of our society! There is much more to being a woman than just being female you know. You should stand in the naughty corner and have a long hard think about your prejudices. Although I won’t ask you to apologise to the fridge. That could be considered patronising, and might also be seen as reinforcing cultural stereotypes.

Although naturally female fridges are better than male ones. Male ones are really sexist and also they spend all day lounging about in string vests drinking beer and talking about football.

Half off at the pub this afternoon? ;-)

*finds the naughty corner to be “strange, yet oddly exciting”*

Not really in total agreement on the fridges, though. Most of the female ones I know are too barefooted ‘n pregnant ‘n making me some pie to know what the word ‘patronizing’ means. :-D

@ mrs h - what if the said fridge is female?

What have you against lobsters, mrs h? And shouldn’t a fridge have right to choose whether or not to use birth control?

Welcome to the asylum! :)

ninjated wrote:

another t? fan in ameriaca…
awesome!

Yessir! We are a rare breed, aren’t we? fatboy, WhitePsycho, et al…thanks for the welcome.

Taunty Dan wrote:

*wonders what a U.S. is… *

It is lazy way of saying U S and of A. Chome of Parmela and Gypsy tearse.

mrs h wrote:

… I am self elected Grand High Matriarch of the WoM and I don’t care if you are 13 or 34, you do as you’re bloody well told! :p Just stick a pin in your finger an sign here …

Oh yes. Welcome :)

Yes, ma’am. Understood mrs h. *sits transfixed by disembodied eyeballs*

Dermot wrote:

Is that not Blade Rimmer?

Lol…the American version was released as Blade Hummer.

butters wrote:

is that the version where deckard sucks off a goat?

Don’t remember the goat part. But there was some ado regarding being impaled by a rabid unicorn.

Thanks for the welcome, guys. And yes, butters, I really do like Blade Runner! Have you checked out the “Final Cut” 5 disc extravaganza? Very cool… :)

Been tooling around the site for a while now. Love it. You guys are such snarky, cheeky, whipsmart bastards! Have only listened to T? for about a year now — ever since reading about them in the fabled “Encyclopedia of Heavy Metal” — and own all the full lengths. Am a bit concerned that the boys don’t have much (read: none) of a following out here, but hopefully that’ll change with the new deal inked.

Just wanted to say this place kicks ass, even if I at times have no fecking idea what you are talking about!