Wall of Mouths

maybe the exact year is unknown, but nearer to 2199 than 1999, and humanity is fighting a war against intelligent machines created in the early 21st century. the sky is covered in thick black clouds created by the humans in an attempt to cut off the machines’ supply of solar power. the machines responded by using human beings as their energy source, growing countless people in pods and harvesting their bioelectrical energy and body heat. the world we have inhabited since birth is actually the matrix, an illusory simulated reality construct of the world of 1999, developed by the machines to keep the human population docile.

thats just as plausible as anything ive heard lizard-boy icke say

maybe your sober

lol
im pretty sure theyve always been there

lol

with most of what comes out of his mouth youd think it was stand up

sorry…godhead…godhead being defined as a conception of god or divine being.
did he admit he was wrong when he said he was told by a medium that he was ‘chosen for his courage to heal the earth’
or the stuff about the controllers of the world being reptillians from the constellation draco, in disguise as humans

hes a mentalist.
if L.Ron hubbard was alive today theyd probably spend thier weekends together giving paper cuts to each other in a bath tub full of lemon juice while listening to celine dion and sniffing poppers

does he claim to be the son of god again

coming from the person who yesterday said ‘i really REALLY wanna be a dad’…lovely =p

that face he has…

did he shit in your favourite hat or something

bubbles to win

yeah…that should be ‘i like murray quite a lot’

to be fair though, the gasquet match was the best match of the tournament so far and anyone having had to come through that match would never have had a chance against nadal.
im watching the final now and nadal looks solid, after seeing him at queens i was pretty confident hed win wimbledon
i fucking hate federer.
for the sole reason he looks like a twat
i like mrra quite a lot, at least hes a player that shows some passion and emotion on the court. he is really arrogant, but the most watchable sports men and woman have always been arrogant. cantona, mc enroe, ronaldo, steve davis…wait, not steve davis

got one too, think i got it at reading 2001 at the record fair

lol

i hate the way they dont let you see other players teams. anyway, my provisional team is

hart [mnc]
lescott [eve], hutton [tot], samba [bla], corluka [mnc]
fabregas [ars][c], bintley [bla], kranjcar [por], pienaar [eve]
torres [liv], ashton [whm]

subs - kirkland [wig], hunt [bol], ireland [mnc], keane [tot]

im guessing ill have to make quite a few changes due to upcoming transfers. i think samba and possibly bintley will go to man city which could bring me up to 5 players for them.
i think ronaldo is gonna have a shit season this year so i didnt bother with him. if he stays at united his head wont be there and hes got an ankle operation coming up so hell be out for the first month anyway. i think torres will finish top scorer but i reckon the player of the season is gonna be fabregas

dermot…was that…a spelling mistake

disgraceful

oh you

at what point did this messageboard turn into match.com

Kyle Bovine wrote:

I want whatever drugs hes having…

poppers by the looks of things

lmao

disturbing on many levels.

roybatty, is that you?

zz top

or episodes even

lol…look at us two…getting along like old war-buddies

if you wanna see the last 2 eoisodes of the first series try http://www.sidereel.com

i think i speak for a lot of people when i say…eh?

for us non-americans who call things by their proper name…season 3 in the autumn

yes *swallows pride*
well done dave

if hadouken! and crystal castles are playing again next year then im definitely gonna go, i dont care if 50cent or someone similarly as crap is headlining

so grant…it was you in the crowd that got punched by amy winehouse

dammit…i was hoping youd be down some pounds so we could maybe get a vic reeves style ‘my wife’s gonna kill me’