Wall of Mouths

maybe the exact year is unknown, but nearer to 2199 than 1999, and humanity is fighting a war against intelligent machines created in the early 21st century. the sky is covered in thick black clouds created by the humans in an attempt to cut off the machines’ supply of solar power. the machines responded by using human beings as their energy source, growing countless people in pods and harvesting their bioelectrical energy and body heat. the world we have inhabited since birth is actually the matrix, an illusory simulated reality construct of the world of 1999, developed by the machines to keep the human population docile.

thats just as plausible as anything ive heard lizard-boy icke say

lol

with most of what comes out of his mouth youd think it was stand up

sorry…godhead…godhead being defined as a conception of god or divine being.
did he admit he was wrong when he said he was told by a medium that he was ‘chosen for his courage to heal the earth’
or the stuff about the controllers of the world being reptillians from the constellation draco, in disguise as humans

hes a mentalist.
if L.Ron hubbard was alive today theyd probably spend thier weekends together giving paper cuts to each other in a bath tub full of lemon juice while listening to celine dion and sniffing poppers

does he claim to be the son of god again

coming from the person who yesterday said ‘i really REALLY wanna be a dad’…lovely =p

that face he has…

did he shit in your favourite hat or something

bubbles to win

yeah…that should be ‘i like murray quite a lot’

to be fair though, the gasquet match was the best match of the tournament so far and anyone having had to come through that match would never have had a chance against nadal.
im watching the final now and nadal looks solid, after seeing him at queens i was pretty confident hed win wimbledon
i fucking hate federer.
for the sole reason he looks like a twat
i like mrra quite a lot, at least hes a player that shows some passion and emotion on the court. he is really arrogant, but the most watchable sports men and woman have always been arrogant. cantona, mc enroe, ronaldo, steve davis…wait, not steve davis

lol

i hate the way they dont let you see other players teams. anyway, my provisional team is

hart [mnc]
lescott [eve], hutton [tot], samba [bla], corluka [mnc]
fabregas [ars][c], bintley [bla], kranjcar [por], pienaar [eve]
torres [liv], ashton [whm]

subs - kirkland [wig], hunt [bol], ireland [mnc], keane [tot]

im guessing ill have to make quite a few changes due to upcoming transfers. i think samba and possibly bintley will go to man city which could bring me up to 5 players for them.
i think ronaldo is gonna have a shit season this year so i didnt bother with him. if he stays at united his head wont be there and hes got an ankle operation coming up so hell be out for the first month anyway. i think torres will finish top scorer but i reckon the player of the season is gonna be fabregas

dermot…was that…a spelling mistake

disgraceful

lmao

zz top

or episodes even

lol…look at us two…getting along like old war-buddies

if you wanna see the last 2 eoisodes of the first series try http://www.sidereel.com

for us non-americans who call things by their proper name…season 3 in the autumn

yes *swallows pride*
well done dave

if hadouken! and crystal castles are playing again next year then im definitely gonna go, i dont care if 50cent or someone similarly as crap is headlining

so grant…it was you in the crowd that got punched by amy winehouse

dammit…i was hoping youd be down some pounds so we could maybe get a vic reeves style ‘my wife’s gonna kill me’

okay…final standings for the league…yay, im third

# Team Manager Matchday Total
1 CurseTheseMetalHands David Judge 37 296
2 castlegrace utd kenneth coffey 30 269
3 Neeps United micheal hill 42 249
4 A football team alan lee 55 242
5 Bhoys a Dear Dermot Lynn 38 238
6 AceHoles Christian Davies 35 236
7 Ci???UTD ciara allen 37 227
8 The Ballyersssss Gary Doyle 28 226
9 The Hamburglars Sam Destruct 34 218
10 Happy Meal 84 Mark Mulcahy 41 215
11 Scooters Super Subs Scott Morrison 31 214
12 LUFCLUFCLUFC John Robinson 45 207
13 Fly The Flag Chris Tyczynski 44 198
14 Hairy Bikers Shane O’Neill 28 192
15 DogLipstick Graeme Williams 17 187
16 Mooncoin73 Victor Bailey 19 181
17 seline’s boys seline o dwyer 7 179
18 all hands to de pump P MAHER 15 179
19 LaverysLosers Colin Steele 9 154
20 gimme united graant imlovinit 0 127

there were two episodes after that one.
basically in a nutshell…
theres another murder by the ice truck killer, this time its the prostitute with the prosthetic arm that angel talked to in the nightclub.
dexter starts connecting the ice truck killer to himself and the flashbacks of the the bloodbath with him when he was a kid.
he finds out that harry was using his mum for information on a drug lord and the drug lord must have found out and thats why she was killed.
rudy proposes to debra on his yacht and its around this time that dexter puts it all together and works out that the killer is rudy leaving a big cliffhanger for the last episode…
then dexter starts trying to track down rudy before he kills debra
he tracks him down and rudy has debra all set up the way dexter usually has his victims before killing them and tells dexter that he has to kill debra to be set free like him because…wait for it…dexter and rudy are brothers and both witnessed the bloodbath when they were kids, but with rudy being a bit older it affected him more.
anyway, dexter refuses to kill debra, dexter and rudy have a little scuffle. dexter wins, and then dexter sets rudy up the way the prostitutes were set up before being killed…quick exchange of dialougue…thn dexter cuts rudy’s throat turns him upside down and lets him bleed to death…thats more or less it

it wasnt bad considering they made it up as they went along
im kidding
IM KIDDING

you should give the second series a watch, its really good adds alot more depth to dexter himself and it has jaime murray in it too whos hot…in a sort of awkward way

and before anyone says…no not jamie murray the brother of andy murray.
jaime murray who used to be in hustle

yeah, it seemed to get a bit tedious even posting.
plenty of posts go off topic without getting deleted, and fair enough if a discussion starts turning into a slanging match between two people then its not entirely in everyone elses interest and therefore isnt necessary. but there were plenty of other posts that werent directed at anyone but rather just a light hearted commentary of the situation aimed at alleviating things…but yet they ended up deleted too.
censorship of something that isnt causing offence is just super gay

anyway, on another note…
bow down to the king of the yeltnib league

im happy to settle for third place in the WOMble league

shit…that was off topic

here come the thought police

i chop the top off…suck all the middle out and then shove the rest in my mouth

oh…wait, thats creme eggs