Wall of Mouths

Best autographs : De Sjonnies ( all 3 of them including some cool drawings on an otherwise white t-shirt )

Worst : unfortunately I let my one and only original Shamrock Rovers goalkeeper jersey ( complete with all the league badges ) sign by John Blake , the muckest ‘keeper ever in history of the club. Or better , in the history of football altogether.

Congrats Ronald , another 10 minutes of your best time ! Under 3 hours next year ? ;)

Title: Podge & Rodge quotes

Don’t know if many of you can beam in the Podge & Rodge Show on RTE on Monday and Tuesday night.
Anyway , it’s rude and hilarious and here are some of their quotes :

Subject: Podge & Rodge Quotes

Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?
Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of the undead.
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Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?
Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.

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Favorite saying?
Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.
Rodge: Hold me tea, I’m going for a Barry White.

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Favourite Record?
Rodge: That fannypack song ‘Cameltoe’ is a real toe tapper.

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Favourite Book?
Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We’re forever running out of bog roll, I’d say you could read a whole chapter off me arse now!
Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books

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Favourite film?
Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.
Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1

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Favourite musician?
Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones
Podge: Michael Barrymore

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Most embarrassing moment of your life?
Podge: Everyday of me life I’m embarrassed. If he’ not licking toilet seats, he’s pressing his meat against the OAP club’s window.
Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.

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TV Programme?
Podge: When Nuns go bad

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Favourite TV personality?
Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on ‘Youv’e been framed’. I used to send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on ‘Youv’e been shamed’ on channel 69.

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Favourite item of clothing ?
Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.

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Most desirable date?
Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I’ve a thing for. The smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!

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Favourite method of relaxation?
Rodge: A good auld yank.

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Biggest thrill?
Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed those saddles for hours.

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Biggest disappointment?
Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like throwing a sausage up O’Connell St.
Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.

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Your concept of hell?
Rodge: Louis Walsh

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Greatest ambition?
Podge : To see Rodge dead.

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Period of history you’d most liked to have lived in?
Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in anything that moved.

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If you weren’t a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?
Podge: Sonia O’Sullivan

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Favorite term of abuse?
Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.
Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.
Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.

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Humanity’s most useful unvention?
Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to reach turds under the rim.
Rodge: Butt plugs

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Humanity’s most useless invention?
Podge : Ryan tubridys head.
Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a fierce infection.

Primal Scream - Exterminator.

Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - Streetcore.
Okay , finished posthumous , but still very recent.

Have an acoustic Fender DG4 and an old black/white Peavey Predator.

Unfortunately not much time to practice so most of the time they’re decorating my living room and collecting dust.

Shamrock Rovers - Dundalk 2-1.

Brilliant season opener with an injury time winner.

Title: Dick Cheney…

http://www.toonedin.com/cheney.html

MarkoJii wrote:

Amorphis was THE band for me. They played lots of songs from the new album. New singer is awesome!

Haven’t heard about Amorphis in a while but they were brilliant in the old days. Hope they still have it.

Good memories of a mad Amorphis gig in Tilburg about 8 years ago and having a mid-air collision with Finnish pro-footballer Joonas Kolkka when both crowdsurfing.

Alkaline Trio last night. Great gig.

Felt really , really old though. Could have been the da of at least half the crowd.
Downside ? Worst support band EVER ( The Zico Chain ) and what is it with these kids today that ONE bouncer can stand in the middle of the crowd and prevent EVERYONE from having a good time without being whacked out of there ?

As the AT gig finished pretty early , had the fortune of my mate dragging me along to the Phantom FM night.
Absolutely brilliant night with a DJ from this former pirate radio station playing all the alternative stuff ( Phantom FM would be the Irish version of Studio Brussel ).

Also , Phantom started the night with gig from Mike Got Spiked. Dunno why this band hasn’t been picked up by a label yet as they are absolutely awesome.
Remember you heard ot here first : MIKE GOT SPIKED.
After last night now one of my all time favourites , and that’s not because I’m still drunk !

Most German beers are horse piss.

Always have Jupiler when I’m in Belgium or Holland , very nice tasting beer and it drinks ‘easy’. As they don’t sell it in Ireland I stick with Guinness and the occasional Leffe here.

hoochalobster wrote:

My mother thanks you for noticing, and requests that you provide her with a celebratory cake - preferably one with some sort of hack-saw inside so she can break free from the evil clutches of the Gracious Me thread and rampage freely across the boards, thus increasing her already ridiculous post-count tenfold.

http://madhava.com/photo/blueskies2002/prison_cake.jpg

Best football chant of the year so far :

” You dirty Northern bastards ” - Plymouth fans away at Southampton :D

RobbyVDH wrote:

The Dutch should learn to kick penalties, SUCKERS :D

…and good luck to the Belgians at the World Cup this summer , Robby ;)

Special mention to Hooch’s mum , top 10 position and only signed up last August. Thereby already overtaking RobbyVDH , who joined up some 5 years earlier…

Recently found a nice pub in Dublin where every Monday night is my Leffe night ( all varieties there with matching glass ).

Place is only half full on Mondays with old-schoolers like me. DJ plays Tom Waits , Johnny Cash , John Hyatt and the likes. Combines nice with the leather sofas , the open fire and a Leffe or Grolsch swing-top in reach.

think it got removed of the server a couple of times coz of too many visitors…

Got some tickets over the weekend for Drive-By Truckers on April 3rd in Dublin.

Some good ole Texas blues before heading over to Amsterdam and Tilburg !

Title: This ship is sinking

http://www.zenadsl5692.zen.co.uk/WeAreSinking.swf

Now I don’t laugh out loud a lot , but this had me in stitches !

Alkaline Trio on Feb 23.

Title: Best video spoof ever

http://media.putfile.com/takeonme88

Went to see Coheed and Cambria in Dublin’s TBMC last night.
They played for just under an hour , had a break and then the bass player comes up again and tells the crowd they can’t play any further due to sickness of the drummer ( who had just been drumming pretty good for an hour… )
Too bad as the time they did play they were awesome.

Felt a bit like being in bed with a supermodel , having all the foreplay and then she quits just when all the fun starts ! ;)

Title: Viz letters

Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two-team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British. Ben Hunt

Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I’d just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife’s minge. He hasn’t seen my wife’s, so who’s had the last laugh? P, Leeds

On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct answer. The question asked ‘What ‘C’ would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with?’ to which I confidently replied ‘<unt’. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately! Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one’s family? Noel, Leeds

My friend’s mum recently pointed out that I have the same ironing board cover as her. Can anyone think of a more mundane and pointless remark to make than this? Alun Daniel

Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson’s remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn’t anywhere near as funny as the original?

Could the Home Secretary explain to me how biometric checks on iris patterns and fingerprints are going to help keep tabs on muslim cleric Abu Hamsa. Les, Barnsley

How come rap artist Dr. Dre can use the ‘N’ word on his multi-million selling albums and win a MOBO award, yet when I used it at my son’s football match I was asked to leave the park? Once again, it’s one law for the rich and another for the poor. Reg Ashcroft, Bradford

The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in Britain, a third of whom do not even know that they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven’t told the poor sods? John Campbell, e-mail

Never mind ventriloquists like Keith Harris and Roger DeCourcey. What about Professor Stephen Hawking? I saw him on telly blathering on about galaxies for hours and I never saw his lips move once. Genius. Mike Woods, e-mail

Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of “There is Nothing Left to Lose” by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour. Chris Scaife, Jesmond

I see on the news that Lord Hutton says he is “satisfied that David Kelly took his own life”. He may not have liked Dr Kelly that much, but isn’t this taking gloating just a little too far? Dave Owen, Edinburgh

I was extremely saddened to hear of Richard Whiteley’s recent death. But I was cheered to imagine his life support machine making the famous Countdown “da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da! Booooooo!” sound as he took his final breaths. Tripod

I never worry about the destination when I’m going on holiday. My dad is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in customs. Stan

What’s all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world’s oldest mum? My mum’s 77. Beat that. Thomas J

Tool also one of the first confirmed for Pinkpop.

Saw them there in the tent a year of ago and they were awesome. With one or two more good bands added to the line-up I might even consider getting a ticket again. So far the rest is crappy and they probably sell out to the labels again by signing some loved-by-snotty-teenagers MTV-overhyped boybands.

todd wrote:

check out the guy in the wheel chair crowd surfing!
http://toddiet123.blogspot.com/

its the first picture on the site right now…but it may move over time..

Next time can they also try get Jo Bench on bass in the camera shot please ? ;)

Fair play to them , I say !

Have seen crowdsurfers on surfboards and even one in a rubber dinky , but never anyone in a wheelchair.

So it’s invalid my arse , fair fucks to the guys and ROCK ON !

R.I.P Chris Penn.

I remember reading a story some years back about him being mugged on his way home one night. Story went that it wasn’t Chris who ended up in hospital with severe baseball bat wounds…

fatboy wrote:

I stopped reading the BEE novel and started reading a book about ICF - West Ham football hooligans. The writing is very tight and gets to the point really well.

Not that fussed about the Welsh, it has to be said.

A while ago I finished ‘Soul Crew - Britain’s Most Notorious Firm’ by Davis Jones and Tony Rivers.
Good read if you’re into that stuff , and for me as an avid Bluebirds fan.

When I play ‘Here Be Monsters’ I mix up the first chords with Wild Thing by The Troggs as they are pretty similar.

Every time I end up singing the first lines of Wild Thing before eventually switching back to HBM.

Title: Southpark : Tom Cruise ‘come out of the closet’ episode

Clip of the Southpark episode that won’t be shown in the UK for legal reasons…

http://www.thecloset.notlong.com/

Currently I’m going through ‘The Dark Angel’ by John Connolly again.

Big fan of his atmospheric ‘Charlie Parker’ horror novels and as I’m waiting for a new one to come out I’m giving his last one a rerun.

I work for IBM and sell servers ( pSeries for you freaks ).
Not too sucky , mainly because it pays well.

Besides that I earn some extra bucks playing football ( unfortunately not good enough to go full-time ).