Wall of Mouths

As I couldn’t move fingers quick enough to airguitar some Kerry King solos I even , in a desperate attempt , have started attaching imaginary plectrums to imaginary kitchen utensils such as the imaginary hand blender.

Works great as long as nobody walks in !

Emily Blom van Assendelft ( The Scene )

Been out with her a couple of times ( many , many moons ago when still in my groupie years. ) Top bass player and cheeky monkey !

Ronald wrote:

Ajax-Feyenoord:1-2:D

You’ll be hearing from me soon !!!

On a more positive note : Shamrock Rovers - Douglas Hall FC 2-0 in the FAI Cup.
Five matches unbeaten , clean sheet for over 400 minutes and next weekend the big derby. Bring on the Bohs !

Title: Air Guitar World Championships : and the winner is…

Congratulations to Dutchman Michael ‘Destroyer’ Heffels from Roermond who won the 10th Official World Championships of AirGuitar in Finland last Friday with his Daft Punk-act! He walks away with the title and the Flying Finn , a plexiglass guitar with a value of € 2500.

Taking into account that the number 3 Gyuri ‘Pelvis Fenderbender’ Vergouw and the mum of the dude that ended in second place are also from Holland I think it is obvious to say they are one hell of a nation of air guitar players.

Time I start practising again :D

The Pixies in Dublin last night , from the pit.

Absolutely great show , but maybe I’m a bit biased when it comes to them as I’ve been a fan since the early days ( showing my age here… )

Bit worried about realityfuck’s knowledge of Coronation Street :eek:

As for some different kind of scary shit , last week I came eye to eye with a burglar breaking into my apartment.
At 10am knocking on the door but I didn’t open as I expected an inspector for the tv licence ( which I obviously don’t have ).
Next thing I know someone’s messing with the locks and the door opens and some dodgy junk tries to make his way in.

Dunno who was more scared when that door opened but the fecker did a runner as soon as he spotted me at the other side of the door , wine bottle in hand ready to whack him.
The fact that I was still in my underwear probably also helped…

Only funny thing was at the garda station going through the photo book to recognise the face. Didn’t spot the burglar but came across some other familiar faces :)

I’m actually working for IBM as IT Sales Specialist. Mainly servers but also laptops and desktops ( IBM/Lenovo ).

Yeah yeah , I know we’re not the cheapest but if you need any quotes just gimme a shout and I’m sure we’ll throw in a special WOM discount.
Anything to kick Dell out of the door ;)

zacco wrote:

long time since i visited this forum now.. i saw turbonegro about a week ago in östersund, that was fun.
and if it counts i played a little show with my folkmusic band today! (or yesterday)

Turbonegro play support for Iron Maiden and Marilyn Manson in Dublin. Out of the three , they’re the only ones that I’m looking forward to see live again.

motherh666 wrote:

Hope you enjoy the relegation battle with Falkirk ;)

Ow come on , mother666 , now you’re being harsh.

On Falkirk that is.

Bray Wanderers - Shamrock Rovers 2-3 !

Finally left bottom of the table , there is a God after all.

Hairy Joe.

For some weird reason I always end up picturing him…

Out drinking all weekend and spent the Sunday out in the lovely bay resort that is Bray to see my favo team play. Luckily a win and we drank the whole town dry consequently.

Unfortunately the whole country here has a bank holiday weekend and I’m the only one in at work. It’s bad having a hangover but having to go to work without any public transport and no car is even worse.

Thank God I’ve a bottle of Buckfast waiting for me to get home !

Ouch.

Reminds me of a stage dive horribly gone wrong at a Dark Angel gig in the old Noorderligt venue in Tilburg years ago. One dude landing on his lower back and transported to hospital with a torn kidney.

My mum still can’t sleep when she knows I’m at a gig :D

Crouch’s first match for Liverpool…

(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)

http://www.hot-iron.co.uk/scribbler/bbc005.jpg

Crouch & Agent in Liverpool , done deal !

Dunno if there’s anything in your contract about a notice period , hoocha.

But even if there’s not I think it’s a standard 2 months notice period for a landlord to give to you and 1 month for a tennant to give the landlord.
I do stand to be corrected on this but I’m in the same boat as you when it comes to renting and I remember something being told to me by the building manager.

MR POO! wrote:

Do you want to work in holland picking tulips and potatos? I knew a guy who did it and he said it was tough work. Plus he had to share a small caraven wiht 6 other blokes and it got a bit stinky.

Plus you would go into amstersam once a week and blow all your wages on drugs and prostitutes.

Where can I apply ?

Isn’t there something like the World Championships of Air Guitar Playing in Finland every year ?

My finnish colleague says so , together with the World Championships in such sports as Wife Carrying and Throw Your Nokia…

http://www.boloji.com/humor/jokes/043.htm

Some very good ones in there to deal with it !

Good news today is George W fell off his bicycle in Gleneagles yesterday.

Bad news is he didn’t break his neck.

Have lost track of dozens of CDs through the years.

Blame myself for this but the word NO seems to be erased from my vocabulary when I’m drunk , and that’s normally when people ask…

Thanks to a couple of Wombles to keep me updated on T? at Werchter and for reminding me I wasn’t there and you were.

Got my rock fix instead with a gig by Still Life in The Vaults in Dublin.
To my big disappointment I just missed a support band doing a very good cover of Screamager and was told so by about anyone that I knew :mad:

http://www.geekgifts.co.uk/countdown/

What about that infamous moment when both contestants came up with the word “wankers” from Carol’s assorted letters, with the second contestant smilingly declaring when asked what word he got “a pair of wankers, Richard”. Amazingly they showed it and, needless to say, C4 recieved a record number of complaints!

Saw ‘Basic’ on dvd the other night and it was pretty good imo.

Might go and see Mr.& Mrs.Smith this weekend with the missus. Some colleagues say it’s okay but I suspect they just enjoyed watching La Jolie.

Have been driving around in a company car lately and a nice one too ( Nissan X-Trail ).
Good thing is there’s a CD player in it !

Set up a violence camp outside her practice.

Will be joining you soon , I just LOVE violence camps!

Watch that Cape Fear movie.

If that doesn’t give you any ideas what to do , nothing will.

Not a big fan , give me John Connolly over SK any day.