Wall of Mouths

Title: American Dad is great !

Far better than Family guy.

Last nights was great ” I’m gonna have to go, my boss

is being a real Catch U next Tuesday ”

:D

Bidet.

Me i like to shower after a good clear out :D

I fully understand the shotgun in my pillow
Is no uncarved block at hand
Life is sweet but not it seems for Buddha
There’s a shotgun in his hand

Shotgun, shotgun, shotgun, shotgun

Fred and Wilma Flinstone

Say

” One of you will undoubtedly be unfaithful, my moneys on

the groom - and the waitress i saw him chatting up earlier ”

Or

” You are made for each other - you’re both hideous and

obnoxious. “

joseph? wrote:

hear hear

Good point Bender.

Title: Simpsons Vs. Futurama

It’s Futurama for as i’m a bit bored of Simpsons.

I LOVE Futurama !!!

” Oh, My no ! “

Have a shower before bed - make sure room is cold.

Get some more excercise during the day.

Get up earlier.

Get into a routine.

I like the Trivium album Ascendancy :D

Denim Demon wrote:

REM - Out of Time

That was my first album :D

mr self destruct wrote:

To be honest I only watched half of it and I think I was stoned and so had a very poor attention span, so I can’t really pass comment.

However, I don’t like sci-fi, of that much I’m sure.

Seeing as this has turned into a worst film thread i’d like

to add :

2001 - A space odyssey
American Pie 3

Superunknown wrote:

Two hours that seemed like ten. This movie was horrible. I have nothing against vulgar little sex-comedies, but this one wasn’t funny at all. I don’t see why it’s been such a tremendous hit.

The title.

mr self destruct wrote:

Hah hah, one of my favourite films! :p

May I ask why ? :eek:

Title: is ” crash ” the worst movie ever ?

The James Spader / Holly Hunter one…

IMO - the worst most pointless film ever made. :mad:

motherh666 wrote:

Woody could have that prick Madsen any day of the week.

Yeah, Madsen talks with his hands - but thats about all they’re good for :D

Superunknown wrote:

Yes, but not as hilarious as this:

“I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.
Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I’d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.”

Definitley spaced :D

Can you pick me up ? im in sheffield !
How did you get there ?
I fell asleep on the tube !
But the Tube doesnt go to Sheffield !
I know - i must have changed at Kings Cross !

Genius ! :D

Too Bad Shaun of the Dead wasnt funny.

Title: Bastards in Films

Hey :) Saw ” christine ” last night and was reminded

that i love films where complete bastards get their

comeuppance - what films can you lot think of ?

How about

1.Percy in The Green Mile

2.The Skinheads in 51st State

Steven Segal also

OH MY SWEET LORD I CANNOT BELIEVE NOBODY HAS MENTIONED THE OWRST ACTOR OF ALL TIME THAT IS

MATTHEW BRODERICK

OKAY I MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED HIM ALREADY BUT STILL

HE IS SO BAD!!!!!!!

:eek:

Godzilla anyone ?! WarGames ?!

Absolutely USELESS actor.

FNYANKEZ wrote:

#1. Sean Bean in the 3 Lord of the Rings movies
#2. Sean Bean in Ronin
#3. Sean Bean in Patriot Games

Sean Bean is an acting genius! So diverse and great with accents!

fuck off to the sean bean thread. :mad:

I like Short Circuit , Innerspace and Flight Of The

Navigator :D

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I didn’t realise their last album was doing so badly!

If you can call it that ! :D

Divers wrote:

Hopefully

:D lmao !!!

S u r v i v o r - C h u c k P al a h n i u k .

Big Lebowski or Fargo ? - i’d have to go for Fargo

myself - although TBL does come a close second.

William H. Macy is fantastic in Fargo - When you first see

him - he’s dressed up like Inspector Clousea - I wonder

if that was the idea :)

RobbyVDH wrote:

Worst movie I’ve seen this year, I was pretty sure it could not get worse than Vanilla Sky…

I was wrong.

You must be very hard to entertain if u thought War of the Worlds was crap :eek:

Title: Your Epitaph ?

What do you want written on your Gravestone ?

This is what I want :

” Some Dead Guy ”

:o

:rolleyes:

Go See Wedding Crashers instead then if you have ADD

Agreed :mad:

Lets give as much publicity as we can to a 100% Talent-Free Junkie Wanker.