Wall of Mouths

Welcome to the jungle - GN’R
Eat the rich - Aerosmith
Since I been lovin you - Led Zep
And Shine on you crazy diamond is just majestic

havent bin on WoM for a while. this joke thread hasn’t lost it’s charm anyways!

:D

my head hurts after that celtic game! that was pure heart attack territory - don’t think my body could take another nail-biter like that for a while! Hail Glorious Saint Artur! Arsenal - fuck off! That was one of the most exciting games of football i’ve seen in a good while!

c’mon the hoops!

first impressions are good - sleek!

bin away for a wee while! mm - like the new WoM!!!

anyways - i’m in!

how’s it?

gutted - unlucky the bhoys - done us proud. suppose it was a fair result, but we did well to hold the mighty milanese bastards goalless for 3 hours

The Auto Surgeon wrote:

Yeah, the condom & bed sheets are going on ebay once they declare she died of natural causes!! :eek:

What are you thinking of me?? :(

EDIT: Oh tge, thanks for the “small chap” intimation :mad:

i was referring to the fact she was completely off her face.

but hey, you just admitted to having a ‘small chap’, so who am i to argue?

fuck me what a party. i’ve only got my head straight this morning. i went to bed at 9am on sunday, and stayed there (except for jaunts to the toilet) until this morning about 10am. didn’t even eat a thing - which wasn’t the best idea.

but hey, rock n’ roll

it’s in my name.

see ya’s

that is the first genuine laugh i have mustered up today! i’ve got an image of you lying in bed beside a big old victorian building with a halifax logo on the front of it

:D

copious amounts of both. that’s the plan anyway. 5 mins til i’m outta here.

THANK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

:D

(who is this fuck guy i’m always thanking i wonder?)

doubt she’d have known much about it to be honest

i’m gonna get as fucked up as unhumanly possible as soon as i get out of this hell hole they call ‘work’ (well, it consists of me browsing the internet as explained in my rant - but it’s till hell doing nothing for eight hours a day. even if i do get paid for it!)

but we still get to fuck em dont we?

after all they make money outta fuckin us.

i say we don’t just bend over and let em fuck us. we gotta fuck em back.

or at least get a reach around!

and you thought i was being sinister!

The Auto Surgeon wrote:

I finally have a score on the board!

it was you what did it!

you evil evil man

lmmmmmnnnn

then that’s how i say everything since the accident…

they repeated it late on a sunday night (morning - about 3or4am) on itv a while back. fuckin hell what was that about. a bunch o wankers making cheesy beanos - and someone thought that we might need to know how to do this

a song called ‘where angels sing’ by meatloaf - that’s made me weep on a few occasions. he ain’t heavy, he’s my brother is another one.

ptrick wrote:

Sandi Toms - Wish i was a punk rocker. For me it is the most irratating song ever. But before it came out it was Eiffle 65s Blue

bastard- blue is stuck in my head now

:mad:

hooch - agree with come on eileen - it sticks in the head, and i also get an urge. but it’s not to punch people. it’s to castrate them and then hang them on a hook by their, well, lets say it wouldn’t be nice at all.

not nice at all.

where’s virgin radio at again?

i don’t really feel like venting my spleen, thanks for keeping me occupied today, because i would have been reading about heatsinks and sata cables if it hadn’t been for the chuckles this thread gave me.

BUT WILL SOMEONE WHO IS NOT THE IT DEPARTMENT PLEASE RING OR E-MAIL AND GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN WORK TO DO. THE INTERNET IS BIG, BUT I WILL HAVE BEEN ON EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING SITE BY THE END OF THIS WEEK (INCLUDING BASTARDING ILLEGAL ONES) GET OFF IT

:mad:

i like the police

Title: What day is it?

It is Friday

Isn’t that nice?

fuckin right. i’d love the chance to see them live. if only to see how the fuck andy summers reaches some of those notes he uses in his chord shapes. always wrecks my hand when i play ‘every breath you take’

rofl
:D

love it!

erik’s a crafty bugger ain’t he. why couldn’t a moderator just edited his post, then we all could have denied any knwledge of him having those people on his list, and maybe we’d have sent over the edge of sanity cliff as he started to question it himself.

maybe then, we could have put erik on a…

no stop, i don’t wish you d…

or do i?

johnny_knoxville wrote:

I like the way you say DEFINATELY hahaha…Axel promised that in ‘95, ‘96 and last he said it would be out before the Tour in ‘06!

WE LOVE YOU MICK HUCKNEL…I mean Axl.

BRING ON THE MIGHTY TOMAHAWK!

i’ve been wanting to give you a slap since i read your thread on therapy? @ gn’r in dublin. i missed the start of gn’r because of therapy? too busy bein blocked dancin. but i was there for gn’r. i’ve seen t? about 6 or 7 times ( lost count, always fucked when i see em).

so here goes…

SLAP

;)