Wall of Mouths

Dennis wrote:

I hope this man doesn’t make prank phone calls. It’s considered worse than bum rape these days, you know.

rofl

fuckin brilliant

it’s the only i reason i watch it cuz there’s fuck all else on!!!

@hoochalobster - yeah, i remembered that thread after i’d left work!! how sad am i? i’m only back to this site a couple o days and i’m already thinkin about it after i leave work - shockin!!

dunno if this has been mentioned before - but that fuckin music in the wrigleys extra sponsors hollyoaks is really, and always has since it stated, gettin on my tits. what the fuck is with the stupid dancing (especially the guy in yellow just wavin his hand - cunt!) and what the fuck are the words? somethin about people in the alley is what i can make out!

rant over

cheers

@chr1s - ah well, it’s not so much the taste as the weird buzz it gives ye!

and guinness and black is actually quite nice, but ya won’t see me orderin it in a bar. tried it when i worked in a pub, and some woman asked for it. really nice, and that bar i worked in use to serve disgustin guinness, so at of the night i would stick a wee dash in my pint, just so i didn’t have to drink carlsberg again, which was the only draught that was drinkable

auld Guinness all the way. love it. and me Cider. and me bucky! good old “lurgan champers”/”wifebeater”/”wreck the hoose joose” whatever ya wanna call it.

can’t stand Harp colin by the way. tho i don’t mind the colder one that just came out. tho i often wonder now when they do these things whether it actually DOES taste different, or if i’m just thinking about it differently cuz they put an extra word in the title.

havent bin on WoM for a while. this joke thread hasn’t lost it’s charm anyways!

:D

my head hurts after that celtic game! that was pure heart attack territory - don’t think my body could take another nail-biter like that for a while! Hail Glorious Saint Artur! Arsenal - fuck off! That was one of the most exciting games of football i’ve seen in a good while!

c’mon the hoops!

bin away for a wee while! mm - like the new WoM!!!

anyways - i’m in!

how’s it?

gutted - unlucky the bhoys - done us proud. suppose it was a fair result, but we did well to hold the mighty milanese bastards goalless for 3 hours

The Auto Surgeon wrote:

Yeah, the condom & bed sheets are going on ebay once they declare she died of natural causes!! :eek:

What are you thinking of me?? :(

EDIT: Oh tge, thanks for the “small chap” intimation :mad:

i was referring to the fact she was completely off her face.

but hey, you just admitted to having a ‘small chap’, so who am i to argue?

fuck me what a party. i’ve only got my head straight this morning. i went to bed at 9am on sunday, and stayed there (except for jaunts to the toilet) until this morning about 10am. didn’t even eat a thing - which wasn’t the best idea.

but hey, rock n’ roll

it’s in my name.

see ya’s

that is the first genuine laugh i have mustered up today! i’ve got an image of you lying in bed beside a big old victorian building with a halifax logo on the front of it

:D

copious amounts of both. that’s the plan anyway. 5 mins til i’m outta here.

THANK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

:D

(who is this fuck guy i’m always thanking i wonder?)

doubt she’d have known much about it to be honest

i’m gonna get as fucked up as unhumanly possible as soon as i get out of this hell hole they call ‘work’ (well, it consists of me browsing the internet as explained in my rant - but it’s till hell doing nothing for eight hours a day. even if i do get paid for it!)

but we still get to fuck em dont we?

after all they make money outta fuckin us.

i say we don’t just bend over and let em fuck us. we gotta fuck em back.

or at least get a reach around!

and you thought i was being sinister!

The Auto Surgeon wrote:

I finally have a score on the board!

it was you what did it!

you evil evil man

they repeated it late on a sunday night (morning - about 3or4am) on itv a while back. fuckin hell what was that about. a bunch o wankers making cheesy beanos - and someone thought that we might need to know how to do this

i don’t really feel like venting my spleen, thanks for keeping me occupied today, because i would have been reading about heatsinks and sata cables if it hadn’t been for the chuckles this thread gave me.

BUT WILL SOMEONE WHO IS NOT THE IT DEPARTMENT PLEASE RING OR E-MAIL AND GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN WORK TO DO. THE INTERNET IS BIG, BUT I WILL HAVE BEEN ON EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING SITE BY THE END OF THIS WEEK (INCLUDING BASTARDING ILLEGAL ONES) GET OFF IT

:mad:

i like the police

Title: What day is it?

It is Friday

Isn’t that nice?

rofl
:D

love it!

erik’s a crafty bugger ain’t he. why couldn’t a moderator just edited his post, then we all could have denied any knwledge of him having those people on his list, and maybe we’d have sent over the edge of sanity cliff as he started to question it himself.

maybe then, we could have put erik on a…

no stop, i don’t wish you d…

or do i?

mission: to not get drunk

result : failed

no surprises there then

:rolleyes:

the bad joke thread just spread like a virus into other threads then!?

:D

tee fuckin he

:rolleyes: