Wall of Mouths

It’s not a catfight, it’s a battle of smartness. And it seems I’m winning…again :p

I bet he’s called Liam Ching :(

Bang wrong, my German buddy. The 2000th member will be highly unlikely to realise that they are the 2000th member (I strongly doubt that Hooch et al have arranged for trumpets to start playing when they register), and so they would have overlooked such stupidly-named thread.

p.s. and you’re sexist for assuming they’ll be a ‘he’.

Don’t be disappointed - it was a joke :)

Mr Preenling, my entire existence depends upon you not having a mundane surname.

The 2000th member isn’t going to read this thread now, as there’re too many replies - and it’s all your fucking fault, allroy.

Come on, you Beanstring motherfucker, put us out of our misery!

The latter. *cue, “he’s always early” gags*

My dear 2000th member, allow me to introduce our resident German clown - allroy ;)

Title: A warm welcome to our newest member!

Hey, you! Yes, you! Congratulations, you’re the Wall Of Mouths’ 2000th member!

Sadly there’s no prize, but I’m pouring a drink for you right now, as I’m sure my good fellow WoMbles are. Cheers!

(I hope they read this, or I’ll just look stupid).

I disagree with Robby. I think the boards are indeed a very friendly place, Mr Cleansling.

Hello, Mr Queenring.

Don’t try and draw me into some boring football chat, you sly motherfucker!

Non-football fan, remember? I laughed when Leeds went down.

allroy wrote:

Football fans only have one thought and that is to score. :p

So you’re in the bottom division, then? ;)

allroy wrote:

Football fanatics sometimes also share their thought somewhere else.

Write properly. ;)

NO football chat in Hello.

Howdy, pardner. Stick around, venture into the Hello thread, stare into the eyes of madness.

allroy wrote:

It’ll be drunken, impotent madmen that rule the world. ;)

Sexually-strange drunken madmen with obscure musical tastes, I think you’ll find.

I think my liver’s fucked, what do you recommend, Doc?

allroy wrote:

Welcome to the exciting world of musical madness, sexual failure and alcohol addiction. ;)

Things that bad, Rainer? ;)

Greetings PM.

How are your web skills coming along, anyway? :p

In that case, you can sod off again.

http://www.therapyquestionmark.co.uk/wallofmouths/showthread.php? … enumber=23

;)

Grab y’self a darn beer, pardner. I am one.

Heh. On Boxing Day I shall be boozing in the Nautilus, on Verne Road, which is near where my family live.

Greetings. I shall be up on Tyneside at Christmas, as I was born in North Shields and have family there.

Greetings. We also need to know your employment history. And credit card number :p

Greetings. I really think you should attend an Arabian disco to justify using that nickname. There probably won’t be too many girls there, though.

Shadowcaster wrote:

NANE

Note to myself: don’t drink & post.

That sounds like an explanation to me - you might as well apologise too.