Wall of Mouths

Actually I only know 2 songs and You Really Got Me is quite good, so I take it back. Why did you choose the name?

Hi “Lola”…I have to say that song about Lola is really irritating, I dislike The Kinks

I like it.

Right now there are probably about fifty competing paedophiles cruising around your city, hoping to tempt you with Therapy? goodies before bundlng you into the back of their car…

I meant we’re all an hour behind where we should be - it wasn’t a cry of despair!

We’re all living in the past.

Moving to South Africa just so the time on your computer’s correct - respect!

Title: Someone please…

…change the fucking clock, will you?! ;)

Not that I condone stalking mind:

http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&X=400000 … p;out.y=10

allroy wrote:

You would have used it instead of using this thread? :p

That’s why I started this thread - I didn’t want to clog up the boards with my own banter :p

Title: Private messages

The WoM really needs a private message function, to stop it becoming clogged with banter…

Mr_Bob wrote:

theres the odd girl out there who likes the younger man!

(and no disrespect the older man too)

You’re welcome to those young inexperienced girlies, m’lad!

Mr_Bob wrote:

there you go ladies have your pick ;)

My age being nearly right in the middle or both of yours and Citizen’s gives me a vague feeling of confidence… ;)

I’d say 25. My age, in fact. :)

Mr_Bob wrote:

well i think she has endded it with me now :( so am young free and single if anyones looking ;)

You’ve got competition mate. I’m youngish, free and single.

White Psycho wrote:

I’m glad I don’t have the same problem! After all these years I’ve finally worked out what gives me migraines; the heat! If I get too hot then I start getting a migraine but if I cool down quick enough I can manage to avoid them!

Best get yourself some slaves, matey.

Citizen Erased wrote:

Ahh, yes, now the Romans and Egyptians had the same problem (after all, whoever heard of air-con in a pyramid?). You need to get yourself some slaves - and a couple of large palm leaves. You can also use the slaves to dine off.

Many thanks for that sterling piece of advice. I’m still getting hot when dinnertime renders their wafting powers useless, but I can live with that.

Citizen Erased wrote:

Anyone else need help?

Dear Citizen

In summer my room is hotter than the sun, but I’m too tight to buy a fan. Every day I come home, break out into a hot sweat and think “What can I do to cool my room down?”.

Please help,

Anonymous of Bristol

Billy Blue wrote:

Don’t hate me!

I don’t hate you man, I feel sorry for ya - you live in Swindon :p ;)

prisonbreaker wrote:

finally, days and days it tortuered my mind, it’s from the dandy warhols ,isn’t it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“We Used To Be Friends”, my friend ;) Glad to put you out of your misery :p

prisonbreaker wrote:

now you are talkin’ about threads spinning off, you’re signature really drives me mad, I know it’s from a song but I just can’t remember which song it is, please help me mr. self destruct !!!!!!!!!!!!!

A clue: the keyboardist of the band who wrote the song was recently discussed in great detail by myself and the good Sir Tatty Seaside :p

This is gonna piss Billy Blue off no end, heh heh :)

Title: Re: Changes to the boards since High Anxiety?

Billy Blue wrote:

slippers!

Isn’t there a rule of message boards about keeping to the original subject?

What are you, some kind of fascist? Personally I find it hilarious when a thread spins off an a mad tangent…

Oh and it was me who was going on about buying slippers, heh heh :p

Maybe you should start threads with a “No digressions” clause ;)