Wall of Mouths

Nah…someone tried to show me it but I turned them down stating I don’t like US humour

How do you deal with it? Do you give it a bit of a slapping?

What’s “sex panther”? It sounds like the kind of pheromone Rich and Eddie spray around in the first episode of Bottom

40% of the time it works…what happens the other 60% of the time?

Call me a sad man for starting a thread about this, I do not care.

A couple of weeks ago I bought a LCD TV and it had 2 stuck pixels…bright blue which were annoying the fuck out of me. You could see them every time the screen went dark.

I tried several of the methods of the internet, massaging the screen (as gay as that sounds), applying light pressure to the pixels and turning the TV on, using a rapid-flashing colour DVD…none worked

Last night for no reason at all I lashed out at it, rapping it firnly on the pixel with my knuckle. It fixed it.

Fucking hell…there’s a call he makes to a locksmith where he’s pretending to rob a bank that’s pretty close to the bone…about 5 times as objectionable as the Brand-Ross non-event

I watched half of the DVD of his first series last night and it was fucking hilarious :)

Beefgrinder wrote:

Bitburger’s vile! The German Budweiser!

I’m a seasoned beer drinker and I can honestly say it’s the nicest one I’ve tasted

Ha, cats are funny

No, she stays in but the flat is very big, and she’s never been outside. She hasn’t destroyed furniture but likes ripping wallpaper to shreds…and is obsessed with running and dripping taps

That poor cat will be having loads of sexual identity crises now, thanks to you rasing her as a him

I seem to remember a cats thread a while ago but I’m too lazy to search for it.

Cat fans! I have a 14 month old female 3/4 Housecat 1/4 Persian called Betty…she incredibly sweet but does tear wallpaper off :D

What about you?

I haven’t a clue what Heffy Webster could be…but then again I’ve only recently started drinking again so I’ve only had Bitburger and the local supermarket even cheaper version of Bitburger :)

Fuck me - Bobby Davro is in EastEnders

I thought you meant how much did it cost…50cl is half a litre, I’m sure you use litres as a form of measurement back in the UK too ;)

Incidentally Ian Botham is on it…I had a shit job once working for a bank and had to call him and tell him someone had been fraudulently using his credit card

High quality 4.8% German Pils, the Germans have brewing purity laws which I swear really do mean the hangovers aren’t bad, though maybe it’s psychosomatic

63 new pence to you Sir

I’m watching “The 7 o’ Clock Show”…that female Irish presenter might be attractive but by fuck is she dumb.

(The novelty of having English TV again means I will be posting regular dull updates in this thread, exactly like this one)

Talking beer is proper bloke stuff :)

Has anyone tried Bitburger from Germany before? It’s my favourite, cheap over here at 80 cents a 50cl can as well :)

^ Fluoride is a neurotoxin, it should not be ingested.

Yeah - or research “MK Ultra” - CIA mind control experiments in the 50s and 60s. All fact proven by declassified government documents

I didn’t say the people decided, I said the opposite, the people definitely don’t decide ;) I’m suggesting it’s the elite who decides who’s going to win. The mainstream media definitely plays its role in manipulating the public but at the end of the day it doesn’t matter how successful the manipulation is, as the political and financial elite control the results of the election.

The only point I would take you up on Grant is your suggestion that “the people” still decide who becomes president by the power of their votes. If the elite have the power to select leaders, I’m sure it’s possible they have the power to make up the results

Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:

I havent actually read any theories on this, that was all my own ideas. so if i see it like that without hearing anything and other people seee it that way it looks like theres a good chance its right.

Well you’re definitely on the right track there, good on you for thinking differently to the brainwashed masses ;)

He was “duped”, was he…I’m sure that’s his story now! If that’s really the case though, you definitely don’t want him in the government anyway, as he must be a fucking idiot.

A pint of bitter or a big marker pen to you Sir!

As evidence of the fact politics is one big corrupt club, there is talk of Colin Powell getting a place in Obama’s cabinet…the Republican who pushed for war and lied about weapons of mass destruction

@Gimme Back My Brainsaw

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=K8CdxpV682Q

“I got really drunk last night. Woke up this morning, I was asleep on the sink…been asleep for 8 hours…just like that. Walked downstairs, didn’t even wash my hands…cause I’m a bloody bloke!”

Name the quote!

@Gimme Back My Brainsaw

Your theory is pretty close to what other “conspiracy theorists” like Alex Jones have been saying. As you say it is almost unbelievable…a fairy story. Apparently NWO types like Brzezinkski, the Rockefellers, Rothchilds etc. actively recruit potential future “leaders” (read: puppets) when they are still at university. What better choice for president than a young, good looking black guy, after 8 years of a warmongering old white guy?

It’s the false left-right paradigm…change party and leader every so often and give the people the false belief that change is going to occur. We’ll have to wait and see how that plays out. All this reminds me of the massive hope and relief the UK felt when Blair and the Labour Party were elected…and they went on to murder hundreds of thoudands of Iraqis in an illegal war, not to mention the massive infringement on civil liberties and close adherence to the NWO agenda.

But then I’m a “conspiracy theorist”, therefore everything I say is absurd ;)