Wall of Mouths

They’ll be banning booze in pubs and clubs next, in case some idiot teetotaller accidently picks up the wrong drink…

Alright, smartarse. I hereby rename this thread “Borrowing girlfriends - indefinitely”.

Title: Proposed English smoking ban…

…in pubs, clubs, restaurants and cafes.

Restaurants and cafes yes, pubs…fuck off. I think people who can’t handle a bit of secondhand smoke are the ones who should be banned from pubs and clubs. Whinging fuckers. :mad:

Boss Drum! To this day that fucking awful “Ebeneezer Goode” haunts me in my sleep. I bought loads of shite - Robert Miles’ album springs to mind - and I was about 16!

p.s. Boss Drum came out late ‘92, Gav :p

p.p.s I bought Robert Miles when I was 18! Corrupted by townie mates, I was :p

Didn’t T? copyright Gemil, then?

Greetings. I really think you should attend an Arabian disco to justify using that nickname. There probably won’t be too many girls there, though.

Mine wasn’t even rock - it was the soundtrack Madonna did for the film “Dick Tracy”. Hanky panky!

@ infernallover: :p But watch out, I might come to Italy next summer, so keep your eyes on that nice, blonde, T?-loving girlfriend of yours :p

@ Rainer: I disagree with theft too - but people aren’t property!

@ ctrlaltdelete: I’m not a Buddhist, so it can follow me around as much as it wants, I’ll just tell it to piss off.

Don’t do crack, kids.

tartanskirtgirl wrote:

But then I would ay that wouldn’t I…;)

;)

Exactly!

Ah, I suspected there were personal reasons behind your posts. Yeah, of course I’d be gutted, and then I’d probably go and batter the other bloke. That’s a risk I’m prepared to take though. I do really like (as well as fancy) this girl, it’s not my fault if I don’t fall in love with women who I haven’t even kissed.

I’m not “dissin” anyone, in fact I don’t even know him very well. And yeah, it could happen to me - and like I said, that’s life. I’d accept it. And what about if his girlfriend wanted it? It’s not like I’m going to kidnap her or anything. You must live in a pretty idealistic version of this world if that’s honestly what you think. Either that or you’re just a moralistic arsehole.

ctrlaltdelete wrote:

This is a real shitty thread guys…If you actually wish heartbreak and pain for the other guy you are a low scum sucking son of a bitch!!!It will end in tears and all because you couldn’t keep your dick in your pants.

“Long may you rot in peace!”

Fuck that. It’s not like the guy’s a friend - why should I care if his girlfriend chooses to go off with someone else (preferably me)? It’s the way of the world pal.

MR POO! wrote:

All fair in love and war, eh?

Heh, a saying that sprung to my mind too :cool:

Heh, I must admit, I was slightly alarmed there :)

No. I’m in lust with her. But that’s a fairly good starting point, I reckon. I place a high value on attraction in a relationship.

Well, cheers, but I would prefer to sleep with her in a way that doesn’t end in me going to prison.

I guess I was being a bit too ambitious with my first question.

OK, step one - what’s the best way of persuading someone else’s girlfriend to sleep with me? :)

I’m not hungover anymore, vomiting, Ibuprofen, and sleep sorted me out. So despite swearing I wasn’t going to drink for a while about four hours ago, I think I’ve changed my mind already.

Title: Stealing girlfriends

What’s the best way to go about stealing someone’s girlfriend? If there is anything you can actually do about it, of course.

Thanks for the sympathy. Doesn’t hurt anymore anyway, in fact I’m thinking of starting drinking again.

Didn’t someone steal your car recently as well? Someone doesn’t want you to get anywhere quickly, mate.

Fuck, my head hurts.

Flavia wrote:

What if we turn it into a “Isn’t Andy hot?” thread? :cool:

Will you still scream?

Nope. I’ll start laughing.

Hmmm, there’s a limit to which I can take pleasure in another’s happiness… ;)

I had the sensitivity to check the topic of the thread first. It turned out to be a jokey thread. I’m not the sort of man who would be so heartless as to hijack a thread started by a heartbroken young lady :)

marja wrote:

@mr self destruct: don’t confuse your own banter with that of somebody else :)

Wooo, defending the man now! Looks like your luck could be in, allroy ;)

marja wrote:

@mr self destruct: do you have a picture of him, or how did you get such an accurate desription :)?

God no. Why, does he look as ridiculous as he sounds? ;)

Goofball. Not sure what the translation would be. It means a kind of amiable buffoon ;)

4eva wrote:

That’s an impressive post-count you’ve managed to amass in so short a period of time. Carry on like that and you’ll catch everyone’s favourite thread-hijacking German goofball, allroy.