Wall of Mouths

Hahahah! Mourinho! That’s not even a word!

I might have missed the point…

Maybe they pulled them all because they’re, you know, crap.

I thought vampirefreaks was aimed at 14 year old bedroom ‘goths’ who love to watch Queen Of The Damned, listen to Korn and bitch about chavs.

Dan!

“I Don’t Care if it Rains or Freezes ‘Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin’ on the Dashboard of my Car”

How queer, my band is called Dashboard Jesus.

There’s also another band called that, but they haven’t done anything for aaaages.

My girlfriend bought a Wesley guitar just before christmas. A leopard print Randy Rhoads style flying V. Not to everyones taste, but it’s a pretty sound guitar. Plays pretty good and will take a beating.

Colin? obviously does need a new phone. Imagine if he’d tried to call the ambulance on his current phone and it had frozen or something?

A man could have died.

There’s a lesson there.

The lesson is, strange things are afoot at Burger King.

FNYANKEZ wrote:

Wow trees! we had them here once

True story, the next village along from mine had a huge Christmas tree in the park one year. People spent days decorating and preparing it for christmas.

On the night it was unveiled to the villagers, someone came along when everyone had gone home and cut it down with a chainsaw.

Christmas spirit, ladies and gentlemen.

Brannigan: What are you? Gay?

Baily’s Mistake.

Supposed to be an upliftin and enchanting story of love, magic and… stuff.

Linda Hamilton from the first two Terminators is in it. It’s absolutley dire.

Watch it if you want, but you’ll want to eat your own head after.

wel i fort it wus a gud buk.

Dennis wrote:

I know a guy who is in a Beatles tribute band, and has been in several over the years. he is a left handed bassist, and when I met him (and for years after)he sported a silly Macca-like beard. Now he is clean shaven and has to wear a false one, which goes to show something. What it shows, I dunno…

You should have told him to keep it. Should have said “Let It Be(ard),”

I’m sorry. I’ll never post anything ever again.

A racist term for a person of asian descent.

All I have in my head now is David Furnish speaking Christopher Walken’s lines fron Pulp Fiction.

“So I hid it the only place I knew the gooks wouldn’t look…”

Hello Sailor! Ooh, Ducky! Shut that door.

Ok, I’m done.

Again, my learned friend, you miss the point. You have to earn that DVD. What better way to earn it than to be chased for several blocks by 20 stones of testosterone on legs with no neck that was too thick to join the police force?

You people make me sick!

You should do what the rest of us down and slip the DVDs you want under your jumper when you’re in HMV and leg it through the door.

deadsetgav wrote:

Well i dont think to much of some of my former employers

Same here. They were stupid enough to employ someone like me.

I hated my old job, I stuck it out for 4 months until I could find a new one. I almost cried with every rejection letter I got until I got the phonecall that I’d gotten this one.

I’m now in a job where my boss isn’t a twat. She listens to what I have to say, explains what she wants clearly, offers me opportunities to gain more experience and qualifications and doesn’t make me feel like a piece of shit every day.

Can’t say the same for my old boss.

It’s a Mighty Boosh/goth thing.

Went out last night, shat on a swan.

I almost forgot, that ‘goth’ spell-casting prick my girlfriend knows has now named himself Crow Ex Mortis. His real name is Stuart and he works in a chip shop. An evil chip shop, mind you.

His girlfriend named herself Mistress Raven Blackheart and tried to give my girlfriend the name Razorblade Blackheart.

Funnily enough, my girlfriend kindly, but firmly, said that she’d stick to her own name.

If you look at either one for long enough, you can see the Baby Jesus.

Back to the cinema-trashing-goths. If they were goths, they would have probably hexed one another.

“By evil powers placed in me by the admin of a recently formed cult website, you shall hereby suffer the wrath of a particularly nasty computer virus. Tenfold!”

There’s a goth twat my girlfriend knows who goes to the woods with his ‘coven’ to perform rituals. Apparently they have to use a new area though, his psychic girlfriend could feel bad spiritual vibes in the old place.

Bunch of cunts.

Haha, that’s brilliant ‘a group of Goths’ fighting in a cinema. Not exactly the coming of the Four Horsemen…

Oh well, better luck in a thousand years.

Apologies to the few people who added me to MSN (and by few, I mean the two people who added me), but my MSN went tits up on friday. It wouldn’t let me block or delete anyone and suddenly everyone I’ve ever deleted in the last 3 years reappeared on my contact list, demanding an explanation as to where I’d been. I said jail.

The new one is:
philhuntley@hotmail.co.uk

How do they make Hula Hoops crisps?

I have no idea, but idlevice2’s was Shaun Of The Dead.

Ignore me, go back to naming Taunty Dan’s.

I’ve heard that tomorrow, people with emo haircuts…

…what?

Goodfellas.

I probably wouldn’t have got that, but I was just talking to my mate about that film.

“We’ve got a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”