Wall of Mouths

deadsetgav wrote:

Well i dont think to much of some of my former employers

Same here. They were stupid enough to employ someone like me.

I hated my old job, I stuck it out for 4 months until I could find a new one. I almost cried with every rejection letter I got until I got the phonecall that I’d gotten this one.

I’m now in a job where my boss isn’t a twat. She listens to what I have to say, explains what she wants clearly, offers me opportunities to gain more experience and qualifications and doesn’t make me feel like a piece of shit every day.

Can’t say the same for my old boss.

It’s a Mighty Boosh/goth thing.

I can’t begin to tell you how much that has brightened up my day :)

Title: Metal Hammer awards photos on the Velvet Revolver forum

One of the members of the VR forum I’m on got into the Metal Hammer awards and met a load bands. Therapy? were there, and he’s got 2 pictures with them.

http://www.velvetrevolverforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=22322.0

In a different thread about T? that I started on there, he says they’ve invited his band to open for them in Bristol

http://www.velvetrevolverforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=20875.0

Went out last night, shat on a swan.

I almost forgot, that ‘goth’ spell-casting prick my girlfriend knows has now named himself Crow Ex Mortis. His real name is Stuart and he works in a chip shop. An evil chip shop, mind you.

His girlfriend named herself Mistress Raven Blackheart and tried to give my girlfriend the name Razorblade Blackheart.

Funnily enough, my girlfriend kindly, but firmly, said that she’d stick to her own name.

If you look at either one for long enough, you can see the Baby Jesus.

Back to the cinema-trashing-goths. If they were goths, they would have probably hexed one another.

“By evil powers placed in me by the admin of a recently formed cult website, you shall hereby suffer the wrath of a particularly nasty computer virus. Tenfold!”

There’s a goth twat my girlfriend knows who goes to the woods with his ‘coven’ to perform rituals. Apparently they have to use a new area though, his psychic girlfriend could feel bad spiritual vibes in the old place.

Bunch of cunts.

The line was used in an Edward Norton film about 3 years ago, can’t remember the name of it, something like 13th hour (directed by Spike Lee). It’s been around for a while, anyway.

My friend had it as her MSN screename for a while, she’s not a T? fan and it was before Fall Out Boy were even heard of. Halcyun days.

To cover all bases;

Cover album sounds great, they could throw a few new ones on there too.

Album title: ‘Never Original, Always Well Played’ :D Sorry, that was shit, wasn’t it? :(

I’d like to hear the new Guns N Roses do Me Vs You, the old Guns N Roses do Ten Year Plan.

Every band I’ve ever been in has covered Jam Jar Jail, apparently it’s the song I sing best.

Slade woz to blaim for hi levuls ov iliterasy in skoolz in the ninteeeen seventeez.

Infakt, I bleeve they inventud leet and txt speek.

Haha, that’s brilliant ‘a group of Goths’ fighting in a cinema. Not exactly the coming of the Four Horsemen…

Oh well, better luck in a thousand years.

He does. I bet he’s reading this, wiping away his tears with his pube-like hair.

Apologies to the few people who added me to MSN (and by few, I mean the two people who added me), but my MSN went tits up on friday. It wouldn’t let me block or delete anyone and suddenly everyone I’ve ever deleted in the last 3 years reappeared on my contact list, demanding an explanation as to where I’d been. I said jail.

The new one is:
philhuntley@hotmail.co.uk

buffalo-boy wrote:

why do you want to know who she is?! She is probably married! :D

For all we know she might be a lesbian.

The good type of lesbian you see in porn though.

How do they make Hula Hoops crisps?

I have no idea, but idlevice2’s was Shaun Of The Dead.

Ignore me, go back to naming Taunty Dan’s.

I’ve heard that tomorrow, people with emo haircuts…

…what?

Goodfellas.

I probably wouldn’t have got that, but I was just talking to my mate about that film.

“We’ve got a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes. It’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

Teethgrinder and Auto Surgery on Road Rash (playstation game). Didn’t get into them a couple of years later though when I heard Infernal Love.

A live DVD with a documentary

Funny how this was resurrected after 6 years of being ignored.

I read in an interview with Andy that it’s him in a pair of speedos chasing people around a studio.

Somebody please post a link to a video!

Bought it yesterday, apart from Therapy?, that CD is absolute shit and I’m not even going to play the other free CD that came with the magazine. They should change it to Emo Sound.

Doesn’t the hidden track at the end of Suicide Pact have lyrics from another song too? I haven’t listened to it for some time, so I’m not sure.

Teethgrinder and Vicar In A Tutu

You bloody shit.

phil_against_the_machine@yahoo.co.uk

my face —-> http://www.faceparty.com/heysatanyourock

If I’m drunk, I’ll show you my wang on webcam.

In my mates old band, they had a competition to see how could shoot-off the fastest. They each took turns into a small cup. He lost the game (he took too long… is there such thing as too long, ladies?).

For losing the game, two of his bandmates held him down while the other poured the contents of the cup into his mouth.

There’s a break in Joey and, I think, Straight Life, where you can just hear the bass. Both sound very similar.

I found this out by accident. I recorded both Shameless and Semi-Detatched onto each side of a tape, way before the days of my MP3 player.
Part of the way through Joey, just after the bass part, I switched the tape over and it was the bass part of Straight Life, which I realised sounded very similar. What are the chances?