Wall of Mouths

Not as good as Wolverhampton !!!

Don’t envy you moving down to live with all the southern softy cockneys, rather you than me mate !!!!!

I have the opposite, my girlfriend of three years wants to move in with me and I’m not keen. Only a distance of a mile tho !!!

Bet your as popular as a sausage roll at a barmitzvah then !!

Never trust women mate is the best advice in the World !!!!!!!!!

The things we do for sex eh citizen !!!!!!!

You will just have to get drunk and headbang !!!!!

Good luck to the both of you !!

A wise man once told me “Money isn’t everything, but it takes the sting out of being fucking poor !!”

Up their with forskin pain is a good bang (or kick) of the balls. Why is it that the harder they are hit the higher up in the stomach it hurts ?

I’m with Auto Surgery, Mad Max I and II rule.

And ..

Gladiator
Pulp Fiction
Velvet Goldmine
Clockwork Orange
Full Metal Jacket
Apocalypse Now

… That should have had an attachment of me kicking your candy ass !!

More like this…

Kyra’s ass is mine !! Prepare for the Padster to break you !!!

Cheers dude !!

Bring it fucking on…

Had a skinhead for three years so cut my own hair every week for three years.

Now trying to grow it and look like the only white lad with a kinky afro !!

In all honesty the way the music business is these days, I am just happy that T? have a deal regardless of who it is with.

Wouldn’t mind seeing T? do a version of Smells like Teen Spirit. Reckon that would kick my monkey butt.

I reckon Kurt Cobain could have done an excellent accoustic verion of six mile water.

Knives would be cool by RATM (if they were still together !!)

And for pure comedy value, Gareth Gates doing Femtex. I now have visions of the spikey haired dwarf stuttering/singing “Masturbation saved my life…”

Girls wearing nothing but a smile in a wrestling ring. Tag me in for fucks sake !!!!!!!!!!

From a British point of view I agree with Dano, Tony Blair is a complete joke. He is a wannabe Bush clone, and that scares me.

The country is about to hit the skids in a big way with how much money we are borrowing and that twat spends more time out the country than Judith Chalmers !!!

Rant over - for now !!!!!!!

Sorry SD but I can’t believe you rate the original over T? remake.

I am not really a fan of cover versions but T? blew Husker Du out of the water with it. Original lacks soul and depth where Andy’s vocals make it 10x better.

I think thats the difference between mates and friends. People have loads of mates through life but not many REAL friends. I would like to think the friend I have had since nursery school would never ditch me for a girl.

He’s gone to the big rock ‘n’ roll party in the sky. Can hear him playing with Jimi and Kurt now.

RIP.

As the t-shirt suggests they are Heavy Fucking Metal !!

Don’t believe everything you read in the papers !!!!

I saw Peter Kay at Wolverhampton three weeks ago and he was hilarious, the bloke is a comic genius.

I’m a verry happy soldier today, supposed to be in a training course all afternoon with some barrister from London but the dude never turned up.

Lucky escape !!!!!

BB - No girl is ever cold when I’m about, I very well trained at keeping them warm !

Must admit to loving Oasis, I know people will cane me for sayin it but I do.

Saw them at Old Trafford recently and they really rocked.

Goldblade are an excellent Punk Band and one of the members John Robb produced tatty seaside town (i Think !)