Wall of Mouths

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Title: Aloha!

I intro’d myself back last year when I first joined but I only started posting in the last month or two. so here we go again:

Reet thur! I’m Hairy Joe or Pete. I like cakes, pies and other similar products. I also like sitting down. and standing up. Combined with the odd spot of bouncing. Yeah bouncing would probably be my favourite actually.

Anyway. Never mind that. Although I do like all those things like I said, I also like music, including Therapy? of course. And a whole stack of other shit. I couldn’t give you a list really.

I want to become an actor and have sex with beautiful celebrities. But if that doesn’t pan out ordinary people like you will have to do. I have sex on the brain. I’m worried about this as it’s unnatural to spend so much time thinking about sex. Mind you, amazingly for me I avoided sex last night when I could have had it. It was mighty.

I’m well chuffed with myself.

Therapy? really did kick ass last night. Although it’s a pity they didn’t play anything from Semi-Detached. And they didn’t play Gimme Back My Brain. Wish they had.

Mighty.

I’m just writing off the top of my head here in the hope something interesting comes out. Balls. Mighty.

Mighty balls.

Balls which are mighty.

I’m fucked off my head here. Can you help me out with your mighty balls?

Any mighty balls about here? Eh? Any? Any mighty balls?

Balls.

I’ve been away…I guess I better reintroduce myself:

I’m Hairy Joe Bob. Or Just Joe.

I’m 19, from Armagh. I love Therapy?

Er…sort of? I got called Hairy when I wa sin junior high because I got pubes before everyone else!

Hehehehe!

I tihnk the song that best epitomises them is Bad Karma. big dumb rock’n’roll. They aren’t meaningful artisits, just a bunch of lads having fun making some great music!

I aim to! although it seems they won’t be playing in Ireland for a while.

Oh aye. Lots of people think it’s just because they’re from “Our Wee Country” but I really do think they are one of the greatest rock bands of the last 12 years. Just for the simple fact that they haven’t followed any trends for the sake of a profit or album sales but have stuck to what they want to do.

Never seen them live or met them though. I got into them because my economics teacher went to school with andy Cairns.

I’m Hairy Joe…but on ezBoard I’m Hairy Joe Bob.

I’m a massive Joy Division fan.

I’m unattractive but could charm the legs off a wooden table. My accent helps when abroad yes.

Title: Hello all.

Here I am. Me. Hairy Joe…Bob.

I have no tattoos, but I make up for it with cunning and guile.

And very a strange brand of sex appeal.