Wall of Mouths

mrs h wrote:

out of a clothes hanger and a footstool? :D

Well you know, they say put side A into slot B but the you put it into small b by mistake and that re-routes all the wiring that you swear wasn’t in the package a second ago but you carry on because you need that wardrobe so you can amass shoes that you’ve never and will never wear, and next thing you know you’ve hooked up the 1950s film about surviving the ensuing holocaust (“Duck ‘n’ Cover!”). Classic story.

He’s built an nuclear defense unit by accident. But he’s buggered if he can work out how to make it work.

It’s like Schroeder’s cat mate. You don’t know they’re empty until you try and get a pint out of it.

mrs h wrote:

No it isn’t! :p

Can you believe it was WPs birthday and he didn’t even come to his own surprise party?

*looks round at mouldy tuna sandwiches and collapsed mousse. Or is it moose? It’s difficult to tell after a while*

You have to tell people about them you know ;)

Hooch, that teacake scares me.

Thanks guys!

mrs h wrote:

Who is John Leslie? My problem was with that voracious rug-muncher, Valerie Singleton.

@WP Wherefore I must profer my thanks to thee young Sir, for many as read my words gloss over them and pay no heed to the thoughts that lay beneath. :)

Marry nuncle? i’faith prithee…tinky winky?

That was melodrama worthy of a Soothsayer predicting the end of the world

Yep one of his shows he describes his act as “A list of things that are pissing me off.”

mrs h wrote:

@WP - that’s not a giant fibreglass woodlouse, it’s Tinne’s wedding dress! :mad:

Morning Gav :)

How was I to know she was having a woodland theme?

A giant fiberglass woodlouse you could.

Err…have you noticed how sausage rolls are better if you don’t buy them from Greggs?

(was that distracting enough?)

There’s nothing ever been said. But I would love Primus to do a UK tour. They’re touring the US all the time but never anything in the UK. I love that band and would love to see them live :(

You helped the sun come up in Tipton? Was this so people might be deluded into thinking it was worth getting up?

GTA4 on 360, Lost Odyssey on 360 too.

It is, team deathmatch with rocket launchers is fantastic!

*Arrives with a mountain of murdered pig and a selection of sauces and a bakery*

Enjoy.

Breakfast must feature bacon, and a flowchart

Just a quick piece of advice, if you’re experiencing problems with BT cut through a lot of the shit and dial 0800 800 151. It’s the fault reporting system, it’s far more competent than the Broadband technical helpline, which was pathetic.

I went off to find myself. Turns out I was in Grimsby.

CoD 4
Burnout Paradise
Skate
Gears
R6V

hoochalobster wrote:

Do you remember when her ghost head came out of the fridge? They’ve never surpassed that, amazing drama.

Oh god bless youtube: http://youtube.com/watch?v=05JYrfbGYAk

That was truely awful.

On topic. Stopped watching WWF/E whatever a long time ago. Was entertaining just couldn’t be arsed to constantly watch it.

*sheepishly pokes head in* Hello

I haven’t been to a gig since August. There’s been no bands that I’ve wanted to see for ages near me. :(

McShufts

My dreams right now always seem to involve work. It’s as though I’m serving mutants in my sleep. It sucks.

“What are you doing on my property? All members of the working class should be exterminated, piss off!”

Skate on 360 is great. It’s far more satisfying than Tony Hawks ever was.

eep.

The middle east’s traffic wardens were known to enjoy a laugh every now and then.

I’m playing Half Life 2 on PC, and Blue Dragon on 360 at the moment